Shrimps Picks

Ohio St -6....bet early

Penn +1.5  bet early

25-22 ATS

Bills -8.5  Broncos get trampled

Vikes -1...Darnold comes home for redemption ...

TB  O 50....Track meet Bucs n Skins D are trash...

29-26 ATS...

Allar a one man wrecking crew....

A guy in the mains said top 3 in the next NFL draft ...

I said top 3 rounds maybe......

@bigred84

 Did you catch him 

and his monster gold chain

in the post game presser?

no  thank goodness...

Vikes -2 1/2 line changed...

Let us dance...big boyeeeee  

Supposed to be windy up there later but down here at the moment smooth as a baby's bottom.

OSU -9.5.......

Penn +1.5    

OSU -6.....

Go play on the beltway....

In rush hour..

Reported Locksley interviewed for some position with the Jets. 

I'm needing the Ravens $$ in a big way if this goes O  

Only 3 penalities  not particularly fond of Lamar & Henry running the ball with 6 - 7 mins left and up by 14  

No mercy......

Your Ravens swang their dicks into the faces of their adversaries yesterday .

and yes they indeed showed little mercy and just a small fraction of a kibble of regards for the human lives of their overmatched opponents .

Steeler Nation is now broken and homeless , like a man who lost everything to gambling , but that also had the added impailment to his emotions in finding out that his wife was having a secret affair with his bookie Chad ,

who isn’t one of those prototypical tough guy mafioso books , but just a simple regular suburban kid that plays golf and wears designer shoes .

Which in my opinion makes it even worse . 

you’ve taken one step towards your championship bigred .

May you not flounder and flubber and trip and fall during your pursuit of taking the next step ,

much like an inebriated Cranky Hank during Happy Hour that’s suffering from the ramifications of a drunken stupor …..

because he ate all the free peanuts and pretzels that were in front of him and hurriedly tried to race to the other end to take the full bowl that was left sitting there unchaperoned .

My God the Humanity .

as usual

The 2nd h was a bit scary......beast RB calmed all with one run.

@spockgato

 To be fair to Hank salted peanuts and cold beer is a scrumptious combo. Throw in some real beef jerky and man you are living

what did he do.....

Ravens go to Buffalo....rematch for them...

Bills -3.....Josh is so tough....

1.5  51.5....Bills...

Nice call on the Bills, that was easy 

Yo I dig it . But you gotta know what kind of person that you’re dealing with here .

You think Hank is entering into a fine establishment that partakes in the job description of serving alcoholic beverages to the public in exchange for currency in a place that actually cares enough about it’s clientele that it will clean out and properly refresh those bacteria laced bowls of impending doody death and vomit inducing gargantuan stomach destroying filled peanuts and pretzels ?

We’re talkin’ about Hank here .

This isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio going to some swanky upscale club in the Hamptons where perfect 10 waitresses dressed in sheer bodysuits deliver dom perignon and caviar to your table on gold trays encrusted with diamonds .

This guy’s swilling booze and drowning his sorrowful miseries in bottom of the barrel dive bars where the salted peanut to rat poop ratio inside them bowls is like 70/30 in favor of the overgrown mouse defecation .

ya feel me ?

So while yes it’s true that peanuts and pretzels and cold beer is indeed a delectable combination , I have to err on the side of caution before fully exclaiming on their virtues , or before giving the go ahead and the green light to their consumption , because certain factors and aspects must be considered in order to make a full and confident endorsement of whatever argument I’m making here because really , what the fuck are we talking about ?

This is Hank . Guy falls asleep in the bar’s bathroom at 11 AM with his head in the urinal , using it as a pillow , and only wakes up because some dude pisses on his head and tells him it’s Happy Hour .

this ain’t a dignified man of respect like bigred for Christ’s sake . Ya dig ? But I do agree with you on the jerky .