Slap vs Guru- Pick #1

Superslam is MIA

I would peg you as a -170 fave vs Slapem..

@davemsh

 More like -300. My dog would be - 200.

Excellent job Guru

Guru 1-0

Slap 0-1

Still a long way to go. Nothing worse than men who talk more than girls. The battles only begun.

its true...its only one game...gl both!!

if you take me as third, I will down for it.

@DaGuruMan

 Grateful Guru, thanks for the amazing Dallas under. That starting lineup of Dallas was good enough to lock that under. Now I got enough to hire a divorce lawyer to get my komodo dragon wife outta my house finally!!! 

How did this contest begin? Such a mismatch... Then again, there have been greater underdog stories... Bol to our contestants. Slap shud get +3 wins

GL both cappers if both get got everyone here will be benefited.

Hey Slap your over still had a good chance at the end but both teams bricked shots for like the last 2 minutes 

Plus lue gave up and pulled out kawhai and george for the last half of the 4th...

I hope you both win tomorrow it means more money for everyone else!

$$DaGuruMan$$ WAS GOING 2 GIVE HIM ENOUGH ROPE 2 HANG HIMSELF ... THE  PU N K A_SSSS WOULD N'T BITE ... BAITED HIM  F I V E  TIMES .. $$DaGuruMan$$ 's G O N N A  PICK HIM APART @ HIS PICKS_ WILL LET UU GUYS KNOW WHEN 2 PRECISELY   F A D E  HIM WITH  S U R G I C A L  P R E C I S I O N  ! !

Lol machine, for the last time no one wants you in this contest, cant you get that through your head? 

YEAH ... UUU  RRR  GOING THE  W R O N G  W A Y ... UULL GET RUN OVER BY MACK FORD .. 18 WHEELER .. WATCH OUT LIL BOY .. MAYBE  UU SHOULD GO BACK 2 THE SANDBOX ... OR HIDE BEHIND UR MAMA'S APRON ... H A  H A  H A  ! ! 

           RUBY N MACHINE SHOULD BE ADDED

Hey man I want no part of such a contest mainly cause i dont have the time

Im just giving the machine a hard time i think its funny hes trying to insert himself into their contest...

He's a solid handicapper

my formula is that i do listen to others and do my own research on picks 

I dont have complicated math formulas or algorithms and such but do look at trends, schedules, coaches, rosters, injuries, and other tings before betting.

$$DaGuruMan$$'S got them spring loaded traps 4 UU  all over the place & everywhere UU turn .. $$DaGuruMan$$'S GONNA SKIN  UU & SLAP UU STUPID .. DOUBT UU HAD A DADDY  2 TEACH & SPANK UU ... SUSPECT UU WERE BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK ..THAT MAKES UU .. UH .. UU KNOW WHAT ... BACK 2 BUSINESS .. U NEED 1 WIN 2 BRING U 2 EVEN KEEL + 1 WIN 2 PUT U TO PLUS 1 .. THAT'S + 2 UNITS .. IN THE MEANTIME ..$$DaGuruMan$$ is + 1 NOW ... DO THE MATH

 Guru gettin into Slap's head!!

WHAT DOES THAT TELL UUU.. A N D  HE WON .. STILL DONT GET ?? .. UU SOO  SLOW !

SLAPEM  N E E D S +2 UNITS TO REACH +1UNIT ... TO CATCH UP TO $$DaGuruMan @ +1 UNIT ... SIMPLE MATH, SLAPEM ... Q. E. D. ! ! !

Bantering and commentary are apart of the gambling arena. If you don’t know why it exist or goes on, then that’s your own fault, and I’m not telling you about the nuggets that exist within it.

5 picks today Guru? Or is that too much for you? The forum would appreciate it Guru.

These challenge threads are not allowed in the main forums.  Penalty Box only.

AS IN  S T R E A K  S U R V I V O R .. PUT UU UNDER THE MICROSCOPE .. FORUM CAN SCRUTINIZE UU .. DISSECT & TRISECT EACH PIK ... WHEN 2 FADE UU & UU WOULD N'T KNOW WHERE 2 TURN...TEACH UU  AN  EFFF-ING LESSON ... H A  H A  H A  ! !

@SuperSlapem

 Been one day & you're trying to change the rules already? You seem desperate it's One play per day so post them up!