Super bowl 58 total , 500 units

Yo I smell what you’re cookin’ . It’s not necessarily turd soup but it ain’t beef Bourgogne with a dollop of ketchup on top with a sprinkle of pig’s foot shavings replacing the parmigiana cheese to finish it off either homie .

you like the KC over team total big huh ?

Like it’s a nice fat keester in a tight dress that waddles on by that makes you hallucinate the face of God or that Indian deity that has 8 arms in the process cuz it’s so heavenly .

yeah me too .

The big butt not the team total though 

Cuz I reserve my right to wait on passing judgement on this game but don’t call me Judy cuz I’ll call you out for not knowing the protocol of things and I’ll bang my little gavel ok ?

There’s still time . The game is on Sunday . at precisely 6:30 something but I don’t know exactly when it starts …..

hence I wrote “ the something “ part . Hence . That’s a funny word . It’s like the word “ Since “ and “ Help “ fornicated and had a love child . And since you need help …… hence I’m here .

does this clear things up for you like that hemorrhoid cream did those red itchy bumps inside the flapjack meat patties of my last girlfriend ?

hope so bro . Cuz my dick can’t see but it don’t need to read Braille . Know what I’m sayin’ ?

she had a nice dumptruck parked on her long gravely road pal . I miss her . But not the crabs she gave me . Cuz that bitch couldn’t cook for shit . I’d stop at Taco Bell after each and every time that she invited me over for dinner and the subsequent squirting in her vagina that would follow afterwards .

good luck .

@spockgato

Kc will be flipping scoreboard numbers Sunday ! 

Taco Bell ! Good stuff ! Fries supreme is my favourite 

@vanzack

U don’t know what a chip shot is

your calling what play the coach must call to get in field goal range as you think their in the oppositions territory,  meanwhile their still on their side of the 50

u say the coach should of went for it on 4th and 4 with 4 plus minutes left cause field position isn’t relavent , meanwhile it’s actually 4th and 14 ! And field position is obviously relavent 

u say they should of called there last timeout as det was kneeling but the opponent had conceded already

well I might be an old nut job wacko but you don’t talk like a big gambler, small time if anything 

You actually sound more like a BOOKIE!

very very very odd ingame football talk coming from a so called big gambler 

@Theasscritic

 You are a joke.  500 units is a joke.  Nobody takes you seriously.  You are playing with Monopoly money.  GTFOH

In post 11 in my thread you mr. Vanzack  take a shot at the old man’s 500 unit plays , 11 and 2 , 84.6 %

U take a shot at me ! , the old man shoots back ! 

I guess the numbers blow your mind, how’s an old wacko doing this ? 

I must of hit a nerve , something obviously bothers u about this 

Very very strange 

why do u care so much about some old nut jobs 500 unit plays 

I mean it’s not your cash I’m taking 

Very very interesting !

Like your ingame viewing , knowledge and analysis of what’s happening on the field 

Specialist ? Interesting ! 

Are you upset because vanzack is good looking ? The gods “ lo han regalato “ that bone structure my bipedal friend . Why do you want to crucify him for his natural state of being ? Should he slather himself in toxic oils and machete the more attractive parts of his anatomy off ? Would that make you feel better ? Heretic . Listen , talk football ok ? And you and John Anthony get back in your cages and study up some winners . Let him grow out his freaking golden locks too bro . They’re beautiful . Why’d you make him cut them ? And slick his shit back like fuckin’ PonyBoy ? Da hell ? Yo stay up homie . I gots you . I’m that little angel on your shoulder big dogg . But watch out I got the irritable bowel syndrome so I may leave a nugget or two resting by your clavicle . But do like Jay-Z says in that one song and let’s keep moving forward . Good luck on your bets . 

Fix your computer big red it’s like Jimmy Two Times from GoodFellas …..

“ I gotta repeat the text , repeat the text “

The guys in the penalty box think you went big time by focusing your attention in the mains .

it doesn’t bother me either way , just get your computer big time too though bro 

What kinda carpet order I gotta put in that will leave you a good enough commission to buy a Hewlett-Packard or a Dell ?