The Official "Ban the SAF" Thread

In accordance to covers manifesto, when someone is banned for whatever reason, they are not permitted to create a new account under a new username...this is what is commonly known as a SAF (a sad alias fuk). Most people who return as a SAF suffer from a wide variety of mental health issues...people like myself usually tend to encourage such folks to seek professional help in order to get their lives back on track, however most of these troubled souls are very sick and usually ignore good advice and carry on being a menace here to the covers community. SAFs, when not removed in a timely fashion by the mods, become a malignant cancer here and tend to cause unwanted and unnecessary drama, as its their sole purpose and intention to distract the covers community from focusing on beating their books and working together to find those hidden sports wagering gems.

It is with great honor and pride to open this thread with the hopes that mods will monitor the goings on within this thread, where clear cut evidence shall be presented when we spot a distruptive SAF trying to create havoc on this site. Mods do a great job in finding these moles on their own, but sometimes they can use our help too, as we are the ones on the battlefields and the frontlines so we know how to spot the sneaky more devious ones first. 

Lets keep this place clean of SAFs which are the viruses, bacteria, mold, cockroaches, maggots, and filth that simply dont belong here.

So, if anyone believes they have spotted a SAF, feel free to provide a link or two with the relevant evidence connecting their original banned account to their current alias...its usually quite simple as these head cases repeat the same stories, lies, fairy tales, and almost always post in the same manner and fashion as their original banned account.

I am sure some people reading this will think to themselves "what a dumb thread, who the fuk cares about SAFs? This is a public forum and anything goes"...my rebuttal to that type of thinking is that you are 99% right, this is a dumb thread, and no one should care about SAFs, and this indeed is the internet where anything should go, however without a minimum standard of rules being followed (ie. Covers manifesto), this place would be full anarchy where anything goes and would quickly shut down from the few bad apples allowed to roam free and ruining this place for all of us decent folks. Only the worst of the worst get banned here, it takes a special type of individual to get banned from a public forum, and for obvious reasons, once someone is banned, they should remain banned permanently.

So, ignore or engage this thread as you see fit.

I may or may not be a  SAF spotting Robot, but one of my covers hobbies is to find them, and then have them zapped. With over a decade service in the Covers Peace Corps Training, i feel the time has come to do my part within the borders of this thread.

I didn't read that whole thing, but I assume youre talking about me? I will say this, getting my respect isn't easy, you have to earn it. I may come off as a little rough around the edges but overall i'm a very great guy. I do have some respect for you guys and your dedication to the game, perhaps I haven't expressed that very well here and thats on me. I'm not perfect, but I try to get a little better everyday and I hope we can mend our fences, and possibly coexsist here and maybe even one day become friendly. Now..I grew up in Chicago and I don't like constant praising- I like honesty. You don't have to kiss my ash to be my friend. When i'm acting like an idiot, I don't mind friends pointing that out- my feelings don't get hurt and I use the information to get better. I realise from a lifetime of experience that most people are not like that- They like the pretense of a civilised society and never ever want to look in the mirror- I can be nicer, or not say anything at all. While you guys can just keep backing up dump trucks full of manure to dump on me, it doesnt bother me..I might even like it somes.  Like I said..I grew up with that kind of banter-

Truce?

And P.S. I'm none of those guys you think i am

SNetwork, they do it to themselves, its a mental sickness....its like shooting goldfish in a bowl when they make it this obvious...Wmi provided an open and shut case against this latest SAF yesterday which indesputable evidence...i just run a modest little brokerage house here to facilitate the final results, connecting the dots, crossing the T's and dotting the I's

Posts like #2 is a common occurance when a SAF who has been banned multiple times before finally realizes that their current moniker is dead man walking and there is no way out...they try their best to make a final plea for mercy and change their tune in a desperate attempt to hang on for dear life, not wanting to yet again see their creation turned into yet another black and white avi for all eternity.

Sad

Alias

Fuk.....

Bye 

It is you who deserves the applause...you kindly shared with us your slice of heaven with your pics earlier of another world i only wish i could have explored when i was young and wild...im sure the poker scene in Macau now is off the hook compared to when i dabbled in it years and years ago just after the moneymaker boom...indonesia looks like a sleeper among all the hot spots...#jealous....also, your current 23-7 international hoops run is the stuff that legends are made of 

I tried to like the guy in the beginning but gawd, he became too much. He really has issues.

On a sidenote, Dru, I checked out a few of the pics and saw a random San Francisco pic snuck in there. Have you spent significant time in the Bay Area or was it just a visit.

Not likely at the moment, Flutie is a completely type of SAF...ones like him have far more restraint and patience and the willingness to let one of their accounts settle down and lay dormant for a long period of time when they realize they are approaching that point of no return...instead of risking being banned, they just give up wave the white flag and carry on posting under one of their other backup alias accounts...without a doubt Flutie is flying under the radar in the mains right now using a different account...hes a harmless little ant, no worries chasing him around for now...let him have his fun.

when I was 14 my family to a 2 week vacation up and down California, we spent 2 days in SF...I remember few things vividly like it was yesterday:

the fish smell off the piers, walking down that curvy Lombard street, the delicious taste of fresh shrimp and lobsters, and all the "funny" looking people acting extremely "funny" ... my parents reaction to those frequent encounters still make me laugh when I think about it.

Great city nowadays for the young and wealthy.

^^^^ 1989 was a far more innocent time 

The OP reminds me of a Dean Wormer quote from Animal House

”Put Neidermeyer on it, he’s a sneaky little sh!t just like you, right?”

I am honored you took timeout from your busy schedule of political commentary to think about me...it means alot to know i am on your mind, along with all the other nonsense that you think about all day long...go back to your padded white room where its safe to play wannabe news reporter...this is a sports betting website, and people like yourself bring nothing to the table...perhaps in your world, the word more familiar with your type is "impeachment"...go now and run along kiddo, theres surely a news story you must spin to fit your own agenda...why losers like you choose to do it on covers.com makes no sense, but hey, keep writing your daily comedy strips over there, its always good for a laugh the things you guys debate on.

*Thump *Thump

Is this thing on?