There was once poster name Scalabrine

He was definitely one of the all time must read covers posters.  One of his most compelling stories I want to rehash and add valuable insight.

It was regarding a man from Ohio named Michael Larson.  He was an unemployed, down on his luck ice cream truck driver.  So as he was going through his daily doldrums, he stumbles onto the TV game show, Press Your Luck.  

Then one day, it just hits him like lightning from the blue, and he discovers that there's a specific algorithm that determines where the cursor on the flashing prize board will land.  This of course required a lot of time, effort, and utmost concentration,  but he put in the work, then made his way to Hollywood.  

Well it would stand to reason that luck bestows favors on those who put in the effort, and so he did indeed become one of the chosen contestants.   

He put his discovery into real game execution and set an unprecedented record of 30 something non whammies for a whopping 100k plus in cash and prizes.

The point to be taken here is that even you trolls can do something useful and exciting,  of you commit to not being such a zombie head.

Licking your chops for an opportunity to criticize another.... That is not much of an ambition at all.  It's not too late to change, but as yogi Berra said it's getting late, early

Did he also tell you how the story of Michael Larson ended?

Why can't oneself be a troll and a winner at the same time? Et al, having a multiple personality disorder? 

Enlighten us please.

Gotta say I'm feeling a few sandwiches short of a picnic today. I started bussin out laughing so hars whenever I got to the part about trolls that I spit my food out I was chewing and now my nose is running and I still am laughing uncontrollably like I'm delirious. 

Mucci  is Scal......

@diondimucci

 Scal was mentally unstable. Like you

This. He's so full of himself that he had to spell it out, seeing as no one really gave much thought or concern to who he is.

Said it before I could.

Would make a lot of sense that he was scal....and why would anyone create a thread about scal unless, of course, it was he...so instead of everything being black vs white he is fixated on trolls and points in baseball...

He's douchey enough that it's possible

Scal once slid in my DMs and asked could he polish my knob. True story. Offered to fly me to Jersey and everything.

Time tested . Hyperbolic . Yup I run that .

When my rhymes get ingested minds’ geyser up like a nutsack . Fuck that .

I’m chivalrous by nature , but yet warlike como un guerrero ,

todos tus palabras regresan y te chingan atras como son un perro . Vero .

No lies . Deceit I debilitate , and thrust forward only into honesty ,

cashin’ receipts that be that silly face that you own when I prophecy …….

@StumpTownStu

 Scal was a knob polisher to the fullest nth degree

He liked the dark meat.

He ended up paying more or less all of his winnings in taxes, then he thought (Read "Thought") he had found a way to win in a phone lottery (where you had to match numbers with the serial number of the dollar bills you got) - which made him withdraw a shitload of cash (which he was robbed of - mainly because he couldn't skip the chance to rub his "wealth" in the face of others) - then he had to flee to Florida on fraud charges (since he basically cheated everyone including his own brother) and ended up dying about 10 years later.

Cliffhanger: So just highlighting his "Press Your Luck" success story would be like saying Bill Cosby was a great actor (that all actors should look up to) without mentioning all the bad things he did

Yeah, Uptown Saturday Night and Let's Do It Again are certified classics but Leonard 6 was straight trash.

@Biscuiteater1

 His "How am I supposed to cap that it might snow" for a game in Wyoming in NOVEMBER was classic

Not Scal but….

@djbrow

 Havnt seen you visiting the newsletter ...please explain