Troubled Waters

Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

Ya, w1n is my cuz. So?

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

MC HAMMER,

I have come to a solid conclusion that you are either a jerry's kid, or you were born in 1922, hence the 22 in your username. 

I'd bet my last cent on these scenarios if I had more than 13 dollars to my name, in order to feed a family of 3 for the next 2 days.  Dollar menu here we come.  Oh boy what fun times.

Lady at the drive through:"Do you have 3 cents sir, so you can get back all bills?".  Meanwhile I search frantically under the car seats and around the ground (people drop pennies all the time), desperately looking for 3 cents.  I fail.  I have to receive change.  Half of it misses my hand and rolls into traffic.  Just another day for good 'ole proto (no star).  I break down and beg for change from the McDonalds worker.  She laughs and shuts the windows.  I get my 4 nuggets to split between the 3 of us.  On the way home I consider driving off the road at 94 MPH.  I am too cowardly though.

I am grinding my teeth now hammer, is your mission accomplished?

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

Forgive me boys I am crying a river right now. 

Labeled town idiot.  What more is there in life?  When the town you live in gives the go ahead for every citizen to arrest you for sneezing in public, you know you have hit rock bottom.

Short story short, my neighbor caught me smoking a cigar on my porch.  The neighbor with the chip on his shoulders.  He also said I was using my binoculars to look at his naked 18 year old daughter.  Why the fuk would I want to do that?  I AM NO PERVERT!  Truth is that I was using my binoculars to look for Ricardo's son in the trees.  The tree happened to be right by the window where his daughter undresses every day at the same time.  I am no peeping tom!

Short story short, he performed a "town idiot citizens arrest" on me and sent me to the looney house.  I tried to run but another citizen saw me running and hollered "stop lunatic!".  By order of our fine mayor, when an upstanding citizen hollers "stop lunatic!", I have to stop in my tracks or else its mandatory 10 years in state prison.  So I stopped and was attacked by 12 "upstanding citizens".  This is another term the mayor came up with to describe any citizen of our town who is not me. 

So I got out and went to the local grocery store to buy biscuits.  Oh how I yearned for biscuits while in the looney house.  Anyway, while I was in the fine store, a tender ronay approached me and told me she was turned on by my label of town idiot.  I was not sure whether she was trying to set me up or not, so at first I was shy.  Then after about a minute or 2, she simply grabbed my pecker.  Stunned, astounded, and aroused, I lost control of urges and mounted. 

An "upstanding citizen" saw me and what was going on.  Every upstanding citizen now has the sheriff on speed dial to tell him what I am doing, and ask if it qualifies for a citizens arrest of the town lunatic.  A UFC fighter happened to be the one calling him.  Apparently the sheriff was so disgusted, he told the UFC fighter that he could use all his techniques to hurt me as much as he could. 

So first he got me off the ronay, put me in a rear naked choke hold, and rendered me unconscious.  Then he preceded to break every bone in my body.  He got about half way finished when the observing crowd started feeling a little bit sorry for me.  I was not unconscious anymore you see, and yelping like a hound dog.  Anyway, the crowd started chanting "have mercy on the lunatic, have mercy on the lunatic".  I was so touched by this I have not stopped crying yet.  My bones are broken, but there are some kind people in my town.  That thought alone makes me well up, then break down.

I truly do live in a fine city.  Being the town idiot here is better than being a king in another country.  This is what I tell myself anyway.  This thought keeps me going.  Well, truthfully, it gives me a reason to move from bed to couch in the morning.

Hard To Say I'm Sorry

Quote Originally Posted by hammer22:

PROTO u got any locks for tomorrow should betting on man? Big day tomorrow are u pumped what u gonna do for the games?

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

MC HAMMER,

I have come to a solid conclusion that you are either a jerry's kid, or you were born in 1922, hence the 22 in your username. 

I'd bet my last cent on these scenarios if I had more than 13 dollars to my name, in order to feed a family of 3 for the next 2 days.  Dollar menu here we come.  Oh boy what fun times.

Lady at the drive through:"Do you have 3 cents sir, so you can get back all bills?".  Meanwhile I search frantically under the car seats and around the ground (people drop pennies all the time), desperately looking for 3 cents.  I fail.  I have to receive change.  Half of it misses my hand and rolls into traffic.  Just another day for good 'ole proto (no star).  I break down and beg for change from the McDonalds worker.  She laughs and shuts the windows.  I get my 4 nuggets to split between the 3 of us.  On the way home I consider driving off the road at 94 MPH.  I am too cowardly though.

I am grinding my teeth now hammer, is your mission accomplished?

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

SoBlatant yes I did.  Lost control of urges, that is what a town idiot does.

Buscuit my child gets very upset when I am cuffed so I can't have her there with me.  I will have to go it alone if I chose to do that.

MP I did not know that about MC Hammer.  Thanks for the heads up.

sandals I dont know about those contests you speak of, I will have to look into it.  Hopefully I can do it while sleeping. 

What is the 50/50 thread?

Well my GA pick came in nice and clean.  Biscuits pick came in nice and clean.  I would be up a couple thousand in the previous years just from those 2 games.  Times are hard though, and I tend to buckle when these times come around which is way too often.

Sandals you wouldn't believe how accurate my writings here actually are.

Well Saturday is over and I am halfway done with the weekend.  Tomorrow I will watch the NFL games and while I usually never bet on the NFL in the past, I would at least have had the satisfaction of making a couple grand from today.  Instead I did not make a cent. 

It only takes one time going on tilt to destroy years of making money in this game.  One period of mental collapse.  I guess most are lucky enough to never experience mental collapses.  Not me.  Do you feel sorry for me?  Hopefully so.

All I can do tonight is rest my head and dream of the good ole days.  Days in which I had so many possibilities and my outlook on life was good.  The tears will flow.

Amanda
 
 

Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

MP!!!!!  Shelter yourself as best you can from the EBB telepathic attacks.  He is like a drug.  Seems like the answer at first, then he turns into the devil in disguise.  Start by covering all your windows with tinfoil.  Even your car windows.  Leave just enough space to see in order too drive.

I don't know if Iwinnar and Dopay have been relaying information to EBB but if so we all could be in a heap of trouble.  My gosh, you never know what those 2 are going to do next.  In fact, I think they may be into more than most people suspect .

Sadly Ricardo passed MP, but he was such a strong alpha male that it is possible he is back, and getting Sandals to submit to him sexually without Sandals even knowing it.  Good catch MP, we need to warn Sandals.

Oh golly I am really worried about Sandals now!

Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

Like It Like It.  MP - for the first time i appreciate your soulfulness.  Proto - Like It too....Wouldn't be the first time I unknowingly procreated.  Good Jibe brothers.....

  I see Phil -2.5 and Atl -3.5 tomorrow as my big plays.  stop me if I'm wrong, Proto(no star) Nation.  Peace To All.

Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

Phil -2.5    

Atl -3.5  

Having enough money to buy more drugs than I need so I can send MP some ......  Priceless.  Mastercard, the only card that makes you think of masturbating.  Aaaaah.

Quote Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:

mp you remind me of the giant sucking seaweed's meat noodle...grow a pair you pathetic loser....

Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

Phil -2.5    

Atl -3.5  

Having enough money to buy more drugs than I need so I can send MP some ......  Priceless.  Mastercard, the only card that makes you think of masturbating.  Aaaaah.