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Oh yeah we ridin now baby, rags and zigs zags bitchh.  Every bookie on the flo, when Tuck is ridin mothafuckka, don't move I got yo azz.  Cap peela, West rida, gonna be soon in Vegas.  

And yeah we are throwin dimes now, I don't hold back no, when I am on fire then I am throwin down bitchh, oh yeah.  First bet here.

Butler at Seton Hall -3, got -110, risked 1100 to win 1000

Seton Hall is pretty damn good, I don't know why it is -3, Butler ha, they can suck my balls, they blow.

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Shitt this is easy here too.  Not sure why this line is so low.

Arkansas -3 at Vols, got -110 risking 1100 to win 1000

Arkansas is very good, I have seen em enough to know.  That Portis guy man, he is just way improved, well he could always jump out the gym, but now he can shoot too.  He is no joke posting up he can shoot a turnaround now, and it usually goes in.  That really is the big difference in Arkansas this year.  Portis is just a huge force now.  Fuckk last year he couldn't shoot for shitt, but he went to this specialist to help him wit his shooting, and it is paying off.  Well for Arkansas, and for him, now he will be like pay me bitchh in the NBA, yeah like this  Oh yeah he is gonna get it, so am I tomorrow.  Tuck and Portis are ridin mothafuckka ha.
 
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Got Jimi on now.  That Cheech and Chong acid scene I was talkin bout, I have one problem with ha.  Well acid always takes ya know 30 minutes or so to kick in, or 20, I mean it isn't right away your trippin balls.  Guess if you take like 20 hits then maybe ha, I would always be like 2 is fine, get drunk before it fo sho, otherwise it is not good, for me anyway I would freak out if I wasn't drunk ha.
 
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Yeah 2 of those blotter tabs, oh you are good then oh yeah.  I mean I don't think I could handle like 10 of em no.  Well then if you take that many you may not want to be doing anything for a few days.  Yeah no big plans or work then ha.  I remember tripping at a wedding, and people were like are you okay Tuck ha.  Well it is kinda the sort of drug you wanna be with other people that are on the acid, it is the craziest shitt you can do fo sho.  
 
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I tried to get some and nobody had any ha.  Well doubt many people do it anymore, I mean it could really freak out a lot of these retards here.  No way they could handle it, oh no no, I can, but there are so many morons here that would flip out.  Cuz if your really stupid I know that would make you go nuts, you wouldn't know what was going on.  Fuckk I even need to be drunk or it is too much for me, I need the booze to take the edge off.
 
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I like Jimi live in Stockholm, he is playing Voodoo Child, and before it he goes well we were gonna play All Along The Watchtower, but I forgot the words ha, sure he is tripping balls, yeah, standing next to a mountain and I chop it down with the edge of my hand.  I'm a voodoo child baby.
 
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Added on, I got a lot on the line now tomorrow, well like I give a fuckk ha, if I like it, I am throwin.  Gimme a roll, I am throwin all of it, yep let the chips fall where they be or something like that ha.

Oklahoma at West Virginia -2.5, got -110 risked 1100 to win 1000

Just don't think the Westies will lose 2 in a row at home, that is it, no other great break down or great knowledge no.  That is it they will win cuz they lost their last home game.
 
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Fuckking 5 dimes is not respecting my authoritie ha, you better respect my authoritie bitchh.  Yeah no moves on those lines.
 
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Well they are gonna feel it tomorrow, oh yeah, I am gonna do thisThat is Tony gettin punched in the face there ha.  Oh it is on oh yeah.  Better go to bed now.  Well yeah before I go Bo Pelini on here, it is 230, yeah after 3 I go Bo Pelini, like thisI am an angry drunk then now, well it is probably just cuz I'm 39 almost, so I can't handle it staying up too late.
 
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I can't wait for my nephew to lay it down on all those white kids in the 400 meters ha.  I don't know they may have a longer race too, which would be good, he can run for days, he does laps for like an hour in my bros house, well they have a circle thing, and he just runs around it then he goes by me and says zoom ha.  It is so funny, I am like aren't you tired buddy, no he says, just keeps going ha it is great.  Well he likes running, I said yeah that is perfect to sign him up for this track club thing, he will destroy the competition.  Oh they have no chance.  Well me and my bro were talkin to his wife like we are gonna teach him to turn around and talk trash at the finish line ha, oh yeah the white kids they can ya know just stay home, it is over baby.  
 
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It is really quite amazing how he doesn't ever get tired, well to me anyway, I am like whoa, cuz he will say come on Tuck run with me.  I go okay, then a few laps I am done like okay you can keep running I am done ha.  Yeah those Kenyans better look out he is takin the Boston marathon, just a matter of time ha.
 
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Uh oh it is almost 3 time for Tuck to get surly, oh yeah like Start talkin bout yg again ha.  Well he owes me money so it pisses me off when I'm wasted. 

Wonder if my nephew has any serious competition in the track club ha, probably not, but ya never know there could be some really fast white kid I suppose.
 
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He does remind me of Michael Johnson my nephew, he has that same running style like real upright.  Yeah he was damn fast, he ran real straight up though Michael Johnson, but oh you could not beat him, gold medal every time there.  That was a distinct style there, Michael Johnson.  I always say that to my bro, he is Michael Johnson my nephew, look at him, then my bro was like what?  Then I had to put it on youtube, see what I'm talkin bout bro, here it is, look it is the same exactly.  He goes oh yeah yeah, see what your sayin ha.
 
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Bo Pelini is about to come out on the attack.  I don't know why I get so surly now, and like Bo, but I do.  Well it is after 3 haven't yet.
 
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Yeah I should probably go to bed.  I am gonna watch Cigar though in the 1995 Breeders Cup, that is my horse bitchh, oh it doesn't get any better, he was the best.  I like the announcers call Tom Durkin, he just yells Cigar, when he makes his move on the turn, and Jerry Bailey guides him down to the rail.  The incomparable, invincible, unbeatable Cigar.  He was the best in my view of horses, I don't know people disagree with that, I think he was the best I saw anyway.  Gotta put that on youtube.  One furlong between Cigar and a perfect season.  And Jerry Bailey calls on Cigar for everything he has, oh I love that call by Tom Durkin, he is the man.
 
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Fuckk they don't have horses like that anymore, no no, 159 a little over that on a shitty track, I mean it was a sloppy mess that track, it was a 2 minute plus track there at this distance, but no not for Cigar bitchh.  I think he just died a little while ago.  That is my dog there, better pour out a little liquor, for my homie.  Well you never really made much money bettin him, cuz he was such a big favorite usually, but Cigar he was the best, that is only my opinion ha, you could disagree.  And this is also 1993 on, cuz that is when I started watching horses, so okay you put anybody against Cigar in that time or later, I will take Cigar.  Cuz it was like a horse could come up on him then he would just re fire like oh no no bitchh    
 
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It was crazy cuz Jerry Bailey would just park Cigar out like 4 wide or 5 wide, didn't matter, just let that mothafuckka run ha.  Yeah Jerry would not care, there would never be really strategy involved ha no.  Just don't get caught in some traffic, keep him wide, and okay.  Well you don't need to get a great ride, just don't do anything stupid and get him caught in a mess of traffic.
 
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I better go to bed before I go Bo PeliniI will soon it will happen no doubt ha.  I actually ya know wouldn't mind goin back to CTG just cuz I have more buddies there, but then yg will be there, and I hate him, so that is no good.  Well that guy can fuckking fuckk off, I mean he owes me money, and won't fuckking pay.  Granted it isn't a bunch of money, but I don't care, anybody owes my 636 bucks and won't pay I hate em ha.  Then people on there like Defaz, oh ya know that isn't shitt, you gotta let that go Tuck, well hell no I'm not lettin it go ha, I mean he is a damn welcher, and there is no way I'm lettin it go ha, no no no, no way.
 
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Yeah let it go, ha, the next time I let it go over 636 bucks, that will be the first time ha, I mean that is not just money you are like oh well ya know 636 bucks, looks like I'm out that, no big deal.  I mean to me I am pissed about that, I don't know how rich you are Defaz, but I am not happy about that, I want that money, guess if you don't care that is your deal, but I do mothafuckka, I am not happy, I am pissed.
 
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Oh yeah ya know just 636 bucks no big deal ha, well for my dad maybe that would be the case.  For me somebody rips me off for 636 bucks well I am pissed mothafuckka. 
 
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Here we go Bo Pelini has come outI suppose if you have millions like my dad does, well then you are like oh well 636 bucks I don't care ha.  But this stupid Defaz guy he acts like it is no big deal ya know that yg ripped me off, and I don't understand, I mean I am not rich, I don't even have a damn job, so for me I am really pissed, I want that 636 bucks.
 
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How did yg get into you for the money?
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Better watch the Corvette Zo6, fantasize about having one, oh man it is the greatest car ever in my opinion like 650 horsepower, yeah it is unbeatable the 2015 one.  I watch it though and then I want one so bad, and I can't have it ha.  That thing is a damn beast, yeah you can try Ferrari's or Mclaren's you are losing there baby.  Oh the 7 liter supercharged  v-8 rumbling oh you can step off bitchh.  I love that video on yahoo, the blogs on it, man it is thisI want one so bad, well ya never know maybe I can roll, then buy one.
 
 
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Yeah hugh we were betting pick 5's in horses, like big money pick 5's splitting em, and I was bettin em ya know here at the track in Lincoln.  Now I talked to him forever on the phone, I didn't think he would fuckk me over.  I paid him 1200 bucks when we won, but then we got down 636 bucks each, and the deal was either of us get down or up over 500 we send money then, but no he didn't that bitchh.  Well I sent him the 1200 without thinking about it, like oh yeah, no doubt I am doing it.  I mean you can be a big fuckking vag, I would never do that to what I considered a buddy, but guess not with him ha.  A lot of guys though they are just ya know not trustworthy and fuckk ya over.  I shouldn't have trusted him, well we would talk about the pick 5's then bet em ya know.  I didn't think he would not pay, but he did when we lost.  I mean I paid him, I cashed a ticket for 2400 and I didn't even think about keeping it, I paid him his 1200 right away.  But he fuckking doesn't pay his damn debt to me when we lose fuckker.  
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