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As I was being wanded,I asked the young man:'What are you worried about?It's Friday night.The Muslims are all inside the mosque".
 
That cracks them up everytime,but this Orwellian nightmare must end or the man on the horseback will make a reappearance.
 
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Awesome story
 
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Kinda racist.
 
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you are an uneducated racist simpleton...

 
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austinhoop dreams is a fuckinhg f@gg*t

 
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    Racism is hilarious. People are just too goddamn touchy.
     
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidGurney:

    As I was being wanded,I asked the young man:'What are you worried about?It's Friday night.The Muslims are all inside the mosque".
     
    That cracks them up everytime,but this Orwellian nightmare must end or the man on the horseback will make a reappearance.

    I thought that Sunday morning was supposed to be the safest time in New York City because....

    The Irish are all drunk

    The Italians are all at mass

    The Blacks are all in jail

    and the Puerto Ricans can't get their cars started.

    (OLD ethnic NYC joke)

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