What's the over/under of Double up pointless threads in the box before 9pm east coast time?

Why is Chic Cardinals still permitted  to talk shit to me ??? 

Is this covers attempt to bait me into a boxing /Ban ??? 

He calls pointing out his hypocrisy, talking sh___.

Total narcissistic behavior. 

Lol Why? What? 

You continue talking shit ..

Why ??? 

I dont have anything to say to you ...

Let's avoid each other's threads in the Mains  Deal ???

Um... What? Where's the talking sh__ part? 

It's called pointing out your lies and hypocrisy.

Also, make up your mind. Yesterday you were all. Anything goes ,bro. Just gotta take it in the Penalty box ,fam. 

You're the one who needs to clam it.  Stop playing the victim you narcissistic liar.

You project far too much. 

Bills by 6.

Bingo. All based on the esoteric..

@chic-cardinals

 Fires down there? Apparently there's a fire near Estacada but my wife says there are some near Salem too. All I know is it's smoky as shit around my neck of the woods.

https://gacc.nifc.gov/nwcc/information/firemap.aspx

Touch OK button for graphic. 

There's one called Vitae Springs that's 10 miles from me but it's being reported as being contained /watched through tomorrow. Seemed to be going in opposite direction of me. 

But it never made it on the map. 

All bullshit aside , you stay safe out there alright , I can’t remember what the hell that smelly bear Smokey said ……

he’s not the one that steals the picnic baskets right ? I’m not sure , but whoever that is , fuck that motherfucker …..

but it is Smokey that says those tear jerking immortal words about preventing forest fires , so do that shit to the best of your God given ability son , no question about it …..

And I don’t want you gettin’ all gung ho either , no puttin’ on that camouflage face paint like Matrix in Commando and staring into the fierce ferocity of that blaze pulling off your best Austrian accent and saying “ Let’s Pahty “…..fuck that ……

you’re not built like that …..

you’ll turn crispier than that French fry that falls out of the basket at McDonald’s that everyone forgets about till it’s time to clean up at night….

you might be able to put the top over the pan on a little grease fire in your kitchen when you’re cookin’ up your famous 3000 degree Buffalo wings with the jalapeño chopped right into the honey glaze thus stopping a catastrophe , but you stay away from anything taller than your svelte somewhat in shape 5 foot 7 frame …. You hear me ?

don’t try to a hero out there ….sure , if I was by your side We’d double dragon that monstrosity into just a quivering baby of ember …..but that’s not the reality that we live in , is it ? my dearest conspiracies friend……

now check the batteries in your smoke detectors and chime in here every few minutes …. I’m worried sick for chrisakes….

and change your underwear just in case you got a brown spot due to bad wiping technique…..

not to save you the embarrassment , if it got you , you’ll be a piece of charcoal , I’m worried about California’s bravest getting a strong whiff of high fructose poop syrup fumes ….. ya dig ?

@spockgato

 He's Yogi the Bear you're thinking of and I'm 6'1".

Chic ! You’re alive !

I thought nature and it’s hostile bitchiness might have got you …

Like a jealous girlfriend scorned because you disregarded her texts because you were with the boys breaking in one of your buddies new six foot bongs …..

and then you decided to stay even later than expected because fat Eddie passed out in just his boxers so you thought it would be a great idea to throw salami and whatever other cold cuts were in the fridge , at his misshapen and slovenly body , while it was stuck in complete and utter peril there on the living room floor……

whew ! Good God , and bless the almighty greatness of his Being !

whatcha got tonite ? You waiting on a hot little minx you met on plenty of fish amirite ?

I can only hope that when you open her can of tuna the contents inside are not passed expiration and smelling of complete harshness like 9 day old garbage out on a hot summer day during a heatwave ……

maybe you’re just staying in and throwing a few sheckles on America’s pastime or college footie huh ?

who ya got ?

let’s party like it’s 1999 and Prince himself after being granted resurrection by the big guy upstairs is playing live and in concert for us bringing all the cocaine and fat booty bitches that we can handle ….

You da man dogg ! Stay alive like a leotard and a headband on that skinny ass Travolta !

Lol at plenty of fish

Hahahaha look at us , what chemistry ! The perfect yin to my yang , we’re like the new age version of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis ! 

one suave debonair playboy constantly ushering on the party with his coolness , into the wee hours of the morning , where all the ladies will be drunk and ready to put out …..

and then me , your sidekick , just waiting for whatever sloppy second scraps fall off the dinner table so I can consume them with mouth agape and titties in hand ….

we’re a match made in Heaven !

You , playing it straight , the ruggedly handsome ladies man , always with the confident and somewhat tipsy smile plus Teflon demeanor , the perfect complement to my debauchery and wild eyed zest for anything unordinary….

I say we go to the club , invite Big red and Stu , and run a train on some bitches …. Toot ! Toot ! All Aboard !

we ain’t stoppin’ till the cops get us or we’re wrapped around a motherfuckin’ telephone poll dicks still in the vaginas of the skanks we picked up earlier in the night !

I’ll get the rubbers , you get the Zima , and let’s paint the town red …..

@spockgato

Your posts in this thread got me lmao 

If bigred is on that train make sure he is riding in the caboose.

Rumor has it he has a severe case of drippy dick.

Don't let him be the conductor, you will all get infected

I’m sorry Hugh , I can’t worry about that right now……

because I have the odd feeling that either chic is making beautiful music with his meat whistle inside the long darkened hallway of some overweight divorced chain smoking Democrat with syphillis …..

or that he’s crying in a soft low whimper inside his closet , last year’s winter jacket and his old tennis shoes his only friends , and the only ones there to keep him company ……

Both possibilities leave me uneasy and feeling a little nauseous , like I just ate runny eggs at a beat up diner just off the outskirts of town that still has payphones by the front entrance , and the short order cook is using one of them while smoking a Camel cigarette and trying to score some drugs …..

but how can I know for sure ?

what if chic’s tiny shanty burst aflame and toppled upon him ? ……

…..cheap plywood and duct tape consuming him like the player in a football game who jumps on the fumble first , while half the other combatants hop on him in a pile like one of those small town festivals in Spain where they make a human tower , except instead of raising him up to the gods , low cost building material is suffocating his little body to death , and charring it like creme brulee ?

For all I know he could be sleeping , thumb in his mouth , one sock on , one sock off , and the May 1986 issue of Penthouse opened up to the centerfold just lazily hanging out there all stuck together by his Garfield plushy……

you know , this is leaving a bad taste in my mouth , like that time I pissed in a Nestea bottle , forgot about it , then my buddy came over to my house unannounced and drank it while I was taking a shit ….

Chic ? Chic ? You out there ? Come on , let us know you’re ok by writing one sentence about any random thing I said ….

fuck his shed-like size house with no heat , I just hope he’s ok and that his John Cheever-esque love letters made it through the inferno ….

Chic !

I'm pretty sure I'd be Jerry  Lewis in that scenario.

@chic-cardinals

@spockgato

 Deep

Chic , you’re a man of few words , I can respect that , walk softly and carry a big stick eh ?

I bet the ladies get done with you and their pussies are laid up in traction for a week like the guy who’s driving the Ford Festiva is when he’s the third vehicle in a 7 car pile up on the freeway …..

and just like him them harlot’s butts gotta be hurtin’ from the pounding cuz those bitches got the impact from both sides too huh ? you adventurous son of a bitch 

“ calling all cars , massive accident on the Hershey Highway ! … I repeat , it’s a mess out here , calling all cars ! ….”

Bandaged up labia discolored and purple like rotted roast beef hanging there like curtains in Dracula’s castle of blood in those panties after they get done with you eh motherfucker ?

no doubt , like Gwen Stefani , and the fact that somebody on this forum is just a girl , huh big guy ?……

yo , don’t sell yourself short , you’re the Dean to my Jerry , I just don’t want to be the Tina to your Ike , know what I’m saying ?

Ya dig ?

So if I step out of line here with all my remarks please don’t hesitate to tell me I’ve offended you ….

I mean no harm , unlike mid 80s Tyson , but all in all I am overjoyed with the fact that you seem to have a good sense of humor and don’t take all this too seriously like some bitches on this forum 

God Bless brother and may all your bets be winning bets 

I bet the ladies get done with you and their pussies are laid up in traction for a week like the guy who’s driving the Ford Festiva is when he’s the third vehicle in a 7 car pile up on the freeway ….. 

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Well, that's a new one!

Somehow , someway , I just know , and this is not the mushrooms talking , that the key to humanity’s ultimate success lies within your being chic ……

don’t fight your destiny …..

because it is one of great valor , but also one of great responsibility…..

Now that doesn’t mean run to the kitchen , opening up the fridge , and drowning yourself in orange soda and last night’s Chinese food leftovers before getting ready to bet the Cowboys plus the points ….

oh no , that would be rudimentary…..

think big chic , be grandiose , like Jupiter , and if you’re gonna eat all that toxic food , watch out for Uranus …..