Yo man I’ll fart right in your face bro . And I’m famous for , and known for , having chunks and little bits of poop in my air missiles , so don’t be surprised if you catch some shit shrapnel across your neck boy . Yup , I’ll make it like a murder scene where your Adam’s Apple should be , but instead of blood splatter , I’ll be droppin’ an abstract painting on that nape , with it’s 6 inch circumference , and that skin pencil will be blessed by my artistry and dung explosion brushstroke , and I only need a meager three different shades of the color brown to do it buddy :
dark dookie , mustard yellow mahogany , and diarrhea caramel with a hint of hickory spinach green
You’ll be my masterpiece Sarah . Can I call you Sarah ? I want to keep it respectful , and choosing that name , and addressing you as that , in my mind , is better than just calling you a good old fashioned menstruating bitch during the darkest hours of her period’s flooding waves . Ya heard ?
And stop with the false advertising too , you dingleberry sized gonad having wanna be tough guy . God damn . Your name promises intensity . And I see none of it . You fucking liar .
And what are you operating on exactly ? Your pet cat’s dead carcass cuz you fucked it to death ? And just now you realized that you’ll have nobody to accompany you to the bingo club’s annual dance party ? Or that you won’t have anyone to cuddle with you ? Or to keep you warm at night ?
You know you done fucked up right ?
Listen , it’s just better for the both of us if I call you Sarah
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Yo man I’ll fart right in your face bro . And I’m famous for , and known for , having chunks and little bits of poop in my air missiles , so don’t be surprised if you catch some shit shrapnel across your neck boy . Yup , I’ll make it like a murder scene where your Adam’s Apple should be , but instead of blood splatter , I’ll be droppin’ an abstract painting on that nape , with it’s 6 inch circumference , and that skin pencil will be blessed by my artistry and dung explosion brushstroke , and I only need a meager three different shades of the color brown to do it buddy :
dark dookie , mustard yellow mahogany , and diarrhea caramel with a hint of hickory spinach green
You’ll be my masterpiece Sarah . Can I call you Sarah ? I want to keep it respectful , and choosing that name , and addressing you as that , in my mind , is better than just calling you a good old fashioned menstruating bitch during the darkest hours of her period’s flooding waves . Ya heard ?
And stop with the false advertising too , you dingleberry sized gonad having wanna be tough guy . God damn . Your name promises intensity . And I see none of it . You fucking liar .
And what are you operating on exactly ? Your pet cat’s dead carcass cuz you fucked it to death ? And just now you realized that you’ll have nobody to accompany you to the bingo club’s annual dance party ? Or that you won’t have anyone to cuddle with you ? Or to keep you warm at night ?
You know you done fucked up right ?
Listen , it’s just better for the both of us if I call you Sarah
Yo man I’ll fart right in your face bro . And I’m famous for , and known for , having chunks and little bits of poop in my air missiles , so don’t be surprised if you catch some shit shrapnel across your neck boy . Yup , I’ll make it like a murder scene where your Adam’s Apple should be , but instead of blood splatter , I’ll be droppin’ an abstract painting on that nape , with it’s 6 inch circumference , and that skin pencil will be blessed by my artistry and dung explosion brushstroke , and I only need a meager three different shades of the color brown to do it buddy : dark dookie , mustard yellow mahogany , and diarrhea caramel with a hint of hickory spinach green You’ll be my masterpiece Sarah . Can I call you Sarah ? I want to keep it respectful , and choosing that name , and addressing you as that , in my mind , is better than just calling you a good old fashioned menstruating bitch during the darkest hours of her period’s flooding waves . Ya heard ? And stop with the false advertising too , you dingleberry sized gonad having wanna be tough guy . God damn . Your name promises intensity . And I see none of it . You fucking liar . And what are you operating on exactly ? Your pet cat’s dead carcass cuz you fucked it to death ? And just now you realized that you’ll have nobody to accompany you to the bingo club’s annual dance party ? Or that you won’t have anyone to cuddle with you ? Or to keep you warm at night ? You know you done fucked up right ? Listen , it’s just better for the both of us if I call you Sarah
sarah got fing wrecked
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Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:
Yo man I’ll fart right in your face bro . And I’m famous for , and known for , having chunks and little bits of poop in my air missiles , so don’t be surprised if you catch some shit shrapnel across your neck boy . Yup , I’ll make it like a murder scene where your Adam’s Apple should be , but instead of blood splatter , I’ll be droppin’ an abstract painting on that nape , with it’s 6 inch circumference , and that skin pencil will be blessed by my artistry and dung explosion brushstroke , and I only need a meager three different shades of the color brown to do it buddy : dark dookie , mustard yellow mahogany , and diarrhea caramel with a hint of hickory spinach green You’ll be my masterpiece Sarah . Can I call you Sarah ? I want to keep it respectful , and choosing that name , and addressing you as that , in my mind , is better than just calling you a good old fashioned menstruating bitch during the darkest hours of her period’s flooding waves . Ya heard ? And stop with the false advertising too , you dingleberry sized gonad having wanna be tough guy . God damn . Your name promises intensity . And I see none of it . You fucking liar . And what are you operating on exactly ? Your pet cat’s dead carcass cuz you fucked it to death ? And just now you realized that you’ll have nobody to accompany you to the bingo club’s annual dance party ? Or that you won’t have anyone to cuddle with you ? Or to keep you warm at night ? You know you done fucked up right ? Listen , it’s just better for the both of us if I call you Sarah
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