Where;s Buffer?

Hey I’m here I tried to post the other day and it said I didn’t have permission to so I guess I can now post again.

   Buff are u proud that u have made it to Eddy status?… your fans making threads asking where are u and why don’t u post any more

@buffer

 The world is saved for Tommy!

Welcome back

Buffer once said he would suck Lebron's daddy's dick "just to to get some of that baby batter." I remember asking him, "How do you know Lebron didn't get his athletic talent from his mother's genes? I think she's rather tall for a woman." I mean what was his plan for the baby batter? Create a team of Lebrons. Why would they be beholden to him. Did he think the batter was going to give him supernatural powers?

wait this batter I’ve been downing since ‘02 isn’t going to help me create my own starting 5 of LeBrons? Oh well it tasted good

No but how's that jawline looking? Has your hat size gone up?

You sure did, the guitar lessons are paying off,,,you rocked that G-A-E chord like a pro 

@packersbackers

 Said the fruitiest Avatar on Covers

What a F A G chiming in on this bull chit. Sticking up for your 12 y.o. boyfriend

What a d o u c h e

Well said,,,you are an unstoppable force on covers,,,with all your superhero powers, have you found buffer yet?

Fwiw, I'm sorry I upset your ovaries with my previous post,,,I have a character flaw on covers where I can't seem to resist pointing out the obvious 

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/82b9c4b2-c845-49ad-b757-39cd0b082072

You really jarred something lose there tiger. 

Tommy. We found your workout video 

@packersbackers

 You changed your avatar person-got congrats

@packersbackers

 person-got was actually fa-ggot

for the record

Michael Buffer.

 Nearly 3 weeks you've been thinking about me little fella, and this is the best troll you could muster?

K ,,,Nice to no, thanks...

50% chance you have no clue who's currently my avatar, but 100% your a result of siblings fucking each other on flirt4free around 2000-2004 in exchange for a $2 token 30 minute private show donation.