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ahemI am the answerwe will always be the united states of america (crowd) "thats right"change has come to america (crowd) acting like oprah just gave them a carthe new vice-president elect, joe biden (crowd) ~puking~i promise new puppies for everyonei want to give a shout out to all of my muslim brotha&#x27;s (crowd) "go ahead"i will pay your billsit will take me two terms to get there (crowd) "that&#x27;s right"we have spirit yes we dogive me you&#x27;re money, now. this is a stick-upwe are not enemies, i am your president toosup, rest of the worldcont....

Paulsy · Answer

ahemI am the answerwe will always be the united states of america (crowd) "thats right"change has come to america (crowd) acting like oprah just gave them a carthe new vice-president elect, joe biden (crowd) ~puking~i promise new puppies for everyonei want to give a shout out to all of my muslim brotha&#x27;s (crowd) "go ahead"i will pay your billsit will take me two terms to get there (crowd) "that&#x27;s right"we have spirit yes we dogive me you&#x27;re money, now. this is a stick-upwe are not enemies, i am your president toosup, rest of the worldcont....

NFLNightmares · Answer

Thanks Paulsy I missed it.I was sweating the minn/Sanjose total.

Paulsy · Answer

cont:IFEELGOODliberty, democracy, opportunity, and unyielding hope(crowd) "uhm huh"ann nixon cooper is 104she is an old black womanshe is my new minister of hope(oprah is crying, arms and head on some white dude)yes we canif we can land a man on the moonyes we canwhich i&#x27;m not entirely sold on the moon thingyes we canwe are going to put our people back to workcont....

Paulsy · Answer

THEIMPOSSIBLEDREAMyes we canyes we can yes we canthank youGod bless youscrew israeland may God bless america

Paulsy · Answer

if you&#x27;ve never heard the first link, i would highly recommend it, with all of the new peace and prosperity thing we are all feeling now

SecondAgain · Answer

just flicked it over to Fox news, and you can sense the mood thereOn the BBC, John Bolton was going to burst a blood vessel.

Paulsy · Answer

i couldn&#x27;t see CNN through the juice on the lens

SecondAgain · Answer

who in particular paulsy?

Paulsy · Answer

michael buble&#x27;

boberts427 · Answer

are you 12?

The Giant · Answer

I like seeing you guys working in tandem.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;I knew this day was coming.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;First an African-American in office, and now Second and Paulsy getting along.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Changes, they are a comin&#x27;.

SecondAgain · Answer

second and the tard are not getting along

The Giant · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by SecondAgain] second loves his p-tard&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Sweet.

Paulsy · Answer

i&#x27;ll give you 50 percent of my money if you stay home and iron your board shorts

Paulsy · Answer

you think a 12 yo could write that?not quite the adulation i was looking for

Paulsy · Answer

Here is my impersonation of second during the birth of his first and second and third childahemwait for itP A U L S Y

The Giant · Answer

Second&#x27;s webbed feet babies

Paulsy · Answer

everybody knows when you make fun of kids with mental difficulties, your kids will be born with such please stop hurting the kids with your words second

Paulsy · Answer

i have sad news to report the new minister of hope elect has passed

The Giant · Answer

Passed gas?

Paulsy · Answer

passed on did you see my thread about edgar sawtelle?

Paulsy · Answer

have you seen all of the saf&#x27;s in the political forum?  "the freaks come out at night, the freaks come out at nigghht"

The Giant · Answer

The biggest SAF = SecondAgain&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;He has more handles than YoungOne&#x27;s girlfriend.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA; Me, for being so damn funny..

Paulsy · Answer

i don&#x27;t get it

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