ColonCleanser

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created a topic is vujacis a ufc fighter?
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i want him in the cage so i can apply the butt hold on him.
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replied to B. Scalabrine
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he should buried his head in an ostrich ass in shame after that blocked dunk!
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created a topic Day 9 - Lottery
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playoff record: 4-4

what a beautiful day today is! the sun must got lucky with the moon last night for it to blow warm kisses on my skin early in the morning. well, it's time to bring out the grill and charcoal. it's bbq time baby! i'm tossing my little tweezer away for that big long tong. you know with all the poking, my ass is looser than jenna jameson. i really pity the fool, tito. anyway, this is what i got when i shove a tong up my ass.

boston -5.5

do you believe in destiny? i do. best of luck!
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created a topic Day 8 - Lottery
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playoff record: 4-3

i'll make it short. this is what the tweezer grab when i shove it up my ass.

orlando over 188

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replied to Day 7 - Lottery
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the old tweezer trick never fail to amaze me. the darn thing felt like an ice needle, but if it's continue to pull out winners, i will keep on sticking. stay tune.
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created a topic Day 7 - Lottery
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playoff record: 3-3

my ass is on the negative. i don't like it a bit, but can't complain since i get my pick from there. i swear, if my ass doesn't shit me a winner, i'm going to stick a scorpion in there. it was a bad decision from me to stick a toothbrush up my ass last time. i thought by using the brush to clean the colon, the tweezer wouldn't get dirty when i stick it deep and grab winners. oh that dirty person! today ass's pick is:

atlanta +5

do you believe in destiny? i do. best of luck!
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created a topic Day 6 - Lottery
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playoff record: 3-2

sweet victory last night. a game that i have no chance of winning going into the 4th quarter ended up giving me one. as promise, my tweezer will get a royal treatment when it enters a dark cave. this morning, i grabbed a water hose, stick it up my ass and just let the water flow. then i took a toothbrush, stick it deep and clean the feces inside the colon. when i pulled it out .... i got this.

new orleans -4.5

do you believe in destiny? i do. best of luck!
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replied to Day 5 - Lottery
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what a lucky win, but i will take it! i better treat the tweezer with some cleaniness so that it will grab more winners. the next grab is coming up. stay tune.
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created a topic Day 5 - Lottery
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playoff record: 2-2

pulled a nice winner out of my ass last night. i supposed if it's not broken, don't fix it .. so i'm gonna use the same tweezer and stick it deep. this is what i have tonight.

orlando under 192

do you believe in destiny? i do. best of luck!
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created a topic Day 4 - Lottery
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playoff record: 1-2

i am a little disappointed that i can't stick a finger up my ass to draw a winner, still sored from last night. anyway, i just stick a tweezer in there and grabbed this.

utah under 214.5

do you believe in destiny? i do. best of luck!
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replied to Day 3 - Lottery
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i should have sense it a mile that the darn atomic wings was foul. the last basket really did a number on me. if you think pouring salt on a slug look excruciating, think about a hot chilli inside a flesh. i felt like someone just shoved a broom up my ass and started to sweep. well, i'm going to take the pain like a man and move forward. tomorrow is a new day and my ass should be healed. stay tune and best of luck with your picks.
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created a topic Day 3 - Lottery
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alright guys, whatever i had last night wasn't good at all. those atomic wings from wingstop are a killer. my rectum is red as a tomato and i can barely sit in one place for a minute without getting up. i am now on a toilet with a laptop on my laps trying to poop out a winner. i can faint in any minute. the hot lava is just too painful to bare. i see stars circling around my head. oooooooh mercy me! oh dear, the hot lava just dried up the water and turned my poop to ash. luckily, i am a puzzle champion and can put it together in no time. bare with me fellas. ok this is what i have for tonight.

denver under 199

do you believe in destiny? i do. best of luck!
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replied to Day 2 - Lottery
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thanks for the blessing guys. that was a nail biter. it would be a heartbreak if my ass was molested without a reward. i supposed justice tend to reward the brave. well, time to swallow more capsules. perhaps, day 3 lottery digging would not require a shovel. stay tune.
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created a topic Day 2 - Lottery
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yesterday i lost by a pubic hair. today i have to really dig deep, i mean really really deep just to get the little capsule that contain winners out of my ass.

this type of treasure hunting is abnormal and i don't condone the behavior, but when you're constipating and the colon is throbbing in pain, you have to stick a finger or two in there to loosen the stool.

detroit under 178.

do you believe in destiny? i do. best of luck.
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ColonCleanser 9
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replied to Day 1 - Lottery
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oh this is brutal! after having to stick my own ass with two fingers only to loose by a point. well, i'm working on my second drawing, so stay tune. hopefully i will strike gold although it's messy.
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created a topic Day 1 - Lottery
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during the regular season, i've spent days and days analyzing games only to make bad decision in wagering and lost ton of money. so in the playoff, i will change my strategy. last night, i wrote down sides and totals (ats) and placed them in a small capsule separately for today games and swallowed them. today, when i was about to pop out my shit, i sticked two fingers up my ass and pulled this out.

san antonio under 188.5

do you believe in destiny? i do. best of luck!
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ColonCleanser 2
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created a topic sucker bet
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yes, i am a sucker!

phoenix under 246

good luck!
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replied to DIZZLES*** O / U for Wednesday
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replied to Wild Wednesday NBA
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replied to wed 2-4-09
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denver is now a 1.5 - 2 points favorite. billups and kenyon are game time decision. best of luck.


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