Cranky_Hank

Over 148.5 looks delicious!  

I see espn says their line is 146.5!  I’d wager more on that line.

You mad bro?  

That’s a lot of words Dumpsta Gangsta.

More Frosted Flakes?

Where is Clever Trevor?  Did that silver tongue charmer finally get released?

Spockgato is probably getting ready for the Pulitzer Prize he’s going to win for his outstanding unsolicited writing on a gambling website.

@leventis72

I was looking at that Radford over and the Furman over.

Over 143.5 looks like the right bet to me.

Both teams can score, they’re pretty evenly matched, I can’t see a blowout and then coasting late.  This could turn into a track meet early.

His 3rd leg serves him well.  

@Erik48

 Good luck!   

I like that betting strategy Johnny!  What are the odds of Buffalo to win Super Bowl?  Buffalo and Washington to win - split the difference.

12 hours to work on your prose and you turn this in?

Unsatisfactory!

@spockgato

Question: Why is such a clever fellow like you still locked up?

Answer: You aren’t nearly as clever as you think.

Finally Chicago!  Now get an offensive line to protect him.

Jokes are usually supposed to be funny.

As for your rap, the verdict is still out.

Some say it’s weak.  Others say it probably takes you a lot of time to string your thoughts together in street slang.  Others say you are a hardcore rapper picking up where Diddy left off.

But I digress.

Go get screwed.  I’m not impressed by you.

Who is osubucks?

Stick to the conspiracy theories.  They are a lot more fun!  

Why was Melania Trump dressed up in the Hamburglar's outfit for the inauguration?

Freudian slip perhaps?

More conspiracy theories to ponder!

If you like the Eagles, you have to have a few Saquon Barkley prop bets.

If you like the Chiefs, you have to have a few Travis Kelce prop bets.

They are the main cogs of their respective teams.

@trainwreck66

 Spot on TW!  

Welfare check needed.  Undermysac, call the carpet store.  Trainwreck, call Biscuit.  Any police calls on the scanner from Germantown?  The silence is spooky.  Maybe Hugh Jorgan can figure this out!