DANE_COOK

So in the next 1000 years (of course you will be dead in about 60 years or so...) the Orlando Magic, who haven't covered one point spread in the first two games of this series, will suddenly--on the road no less--win a game--which they couldn't do at home. And this of course is the "lock of the next thousand years." so in the next 5 million estimated sporting events this is the most sure thing there will ever be.

Aren't you Kevin Garnett of the Celtics?

That's kinda fucked up you puttin that kinda money on the other team.Bastard.

Where is the almighty Wizard of Oz?

I DEMAND TO SEE "OZ."

If I request to be banned, why is this not granted?

I do not want an open account. It is my business. i opened it, I can close it.

You want to ban me--be done with it. Zap me.

Put lots of money on your "dodyers."

imbecile ordinario zopenco

Should be Boston, but Orlando very well coached, and can turn on a one game glory. If you want a clean sweep-take the Lakers tomorrow. Phx played their hearts out and never touched the Lakers. They might shoot a little bit better, that won't get them the W.

Lakers ML.

Fuck this circus today. Don't trust Boston, the worst home recodr for a playoff team. Careful.

chilaquiles y coronitas

Fuck cholesterol! Enjoy life!

vete al carajo, cabron

Noone is "preaching" puto.

It is the truth.

Truth is a light in the darkness.

Why am I not banned? Extinguished? Erased?

This is what I want.

Just press the nuke button, please.

Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave:

Another "born again" gambler...........

Marijuana is just a plant, and should never be "banned." The government should never wage war on drugs. be suspicious when they do just that. It is likely that the DEA and the CIA just might have a hand in the illicit trade. Their budgets depend on there being a "problem" with drugs, because the price goes up. It is common knowledge that during the Vietnam War, the CIA took over the lucrative heroine trading route through Laos/Cambodia and Vietnam.

"Drugs" are a medical problem. Anyone with a medical problem needs to see a medical professional to live healthier. The solution is not to lock someone in prison for trying to get a fix.

We need our police to protect us from theft and robberies. We need them to protect and monitor our roads and highways. We do not need them to deal with drug issues. Again, this is a medical issue. Countries like England and Scandinavian countries deal with it this way, and they do not have overcrowded priosons or a "drug problem."

Now gangs are dealing drugs because it is "prohibited" and the price is high. They make a lot of money--until they're caught.

Yet we know that border agents have been bought off. We know cops have been bought off. we know lives are ruined--because of plants.

Plants exist for a reason. People want them to exist.

OK, I am outta here. Mods, go ahead and extinguish me forever. Do it.

My final advice from my soapbox for all gamblers is trifold:

1) Have fun--never forget it's just a game. Don't take it seriously. Don't think of your winnings before you bet. Try to think what might happen on the field/court. Expect distortion (an underdog upsetting the flow of the game to try and win)

2) If you win big, careful, it could be the worst thing to happen to you. Take a morning or day off, and just predict w/o even a single dollar on the action. It can be exhilirating and help you re-focus while everyone is screaming and throwing objects around the house and slapping their computer screens.

3) The past never predicts the future, just as the absurd idea that a tail can wag the dog. Don't read too much into trends and past history. The game starts when the egg is cracked and is sizzling in the pan. Players and coaches will fail to perform, and refs and a handful of players who are on the take, can effect outcomes--that is to be exopected with any human being. They are no different than you or I. You really want to put players and refs on a higher moral pedestal and expect them to stay there for the "sanctity of the game?" Really?

The only way I can address such a moronic statement is to say, I am very happy outside of gambling. Gambling exists. It's there for those who want it. I think those who are good at it (picking winners on a consistent basis with money discipline) are not completely happy either. Predicting the behavior of humans in group activities has to lead eventually to insanity at some level. Do you not agree? Please offer your insight.

Are you attempting to send some "asian twat" my way--that would be quite pleasureable--yummy yummy. Secret is out--they are the best women. Know it.

Your comment reveals nothing about me, but speaks volumes about who you are.

Thank-you Double Up

My back is turned away from all the noise.  It's fading...now disappearing.

LA belongs to the "trespassers" (illegal immigrants) and their beloved mayor. They are broke, full of gangs, over crowded schools, filthy projects (need we go on...?)

LA is the trashiest city this side of detroit.

And if you're the same "rickster" on the radio, let me tell you how that show is now in the hands of the "corporation"--no constant scores, no interviews with players, coaches, scant interviews with real vegas gamblers (once in a blue moon), just a ranting lunatic--and they hardly take phone calls. Why not let real gambler scall in and rant. Why just some fat fuck retard who once played in a band. Mostly now just stoopid wrestlemania and stoopid fights analysis. How lame is that?

If they stuck to their purpose of helping gamblers, it might work. Instead, they focus on who pays the bills. That's why it will fail, too.

Quote Originally Posted by rickster2312:

just leave clown without all the drama

Hopefully I make sense to just one person (or perhaps hndreds more), and we can close down covers.com and this cottage industry they are forming with "experts" and "opinion editorials"--they don't do anything except serve as a middleman to the junkie. They are propogandists who are insincere.

Covers.com does not really want to help anyone except themselves.

We all know the owner is a degenerate with money He is just an ass clown like this whole bullshit industry--a reflection of his soul (if there is one). His days are numbered on this planet as well. Serve the bookies you tool.