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About that free lox...I live near Fairfax and LaBrea and am very interested.

In a 60 Minutes interview to be aired this Sunday, Phoenix Suns owner Mat Ishiba confesses " I really messed up in forcing the Bradley Beal trade." He lists the lunacy of his actions by stating... "  I mean $200 million for 4 years to a player with a bad back and whose teams are 385 and 461 over his career? Do you know how many apartment buildings I can buy for that money. All I have to do is slap a coat of paint on the exteriors and I am able to raise rents by 40%. And on top of this somebody told me we already had Devin Booker and Kevin Durant, but there is only on basketball!" I guess I get the Ted Stepian ownership award for that boner.

In a 60 Minutes interview to be aired this Sunday, Phoenix Suns owner Mat Ishiba confesses " I really messed up in forcing the Bradley Beal trade." He lists the lunacy of his actions by stating... "  I mean $200 million for 4 years to a player with a bad back and whose teams are 385 and 461 over his career? Do you know how many apartment buildings I can buy for that money. All I have to do is slap a coat of paint on the exteriors and I am able to raise rents by 40%. And on top of this somebody told me we already had Devin Booker and Kevin Durant, but there is only on basketball!" I guess I get the Ted Stepian ownership award for that boner.

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I'm gonna get 700,000 posts by saying i'm gonna get 700000 posts.

Does anyone know where I can find the NBA whiners only?

I bet, if I could find a line, that the guys that bet under don't think the game was fixed. They are probably so deluded they think they just got lucky or are talented handicappers. But we know different. The NBA is a total sham and only the clowns with inside knowledge do any betting.  We are smart. We don't bet on something that the results are fixed. That's why I don't waste time or money watching games or paying to see them in person.

According to Windy(is that his nickname or a description of him after a 3 burrito meal) the NBA will use a crew of elementary school refs. I know some of you think how can people that call a game of kids be able to ref a game of professional players. But pencil neck geek poster boy Adam Silver said that "we will use elementary school children in an effort to curb the profanity used during games and hopefully in interviews." Silver went on to tell owners that he hopes that the introduction of several 9 and 10 years olds will get players (read Anthony Edwards) to watch their goddam mouths, and if this doesn't work he is in talks with Tyler Perry to get Madea and some of her posse to work games, even if they need new Hokas and those fancy walkers with brakes and pneumatic wheels.

@milky24

 No I got this straight from the horses mouth. And furthermore the 76's have signed Allan Houston, Grant Hill, and this makes me very sad, Greg Oden.  They all want to give it just one more try.

@poolboy

 Thanx. That comment had me wondering. It took me some time to come up with that post.

@TreyInventor

 I agree. From the looks of his pictures one would think Jackson smokes an ounce a day and must live next door to a 7/11 to combat the munchies.

@Taipei-Tony

 I know it makes no sense, as they were also considering Jeremy Lin. I mean he still plays professionally in Taipei, but the Knicks couldn't afford to buy out his contract. Btw Rod Strickland was also on the short list but he refused to be considered saying "I still have some dignity remaining".