JinxRazor

@DoYouMind69

 Sorry for the confusion. I take two teams and play them money line straight each, that counts as two wagers. Than the third wagers created by parlaying both teams. 

@Quincy12345

 I’ll create a new thread each day look for my new thread. It was posted recently for today’s plays. 

MLB day three, taking my perfect 6–0 record into today. we are running it back with the same two teams as yesterday and making our third wager of the day, the parlay with both teams  

Tampa Rays -178 

The Rays, after Kameron Misner’s walk-off homer for a 3-2 win last night, are favored at -178 against the Rockies (per FOX Sports odds). It’s like a pack of hyperactive gremlins facing a sloth that’s already late for its own funeral—Colorado’s road game is so weak they might as well be playing with a pool noodle instead of a bat. The Rays are ready to chew up the Rockies and spit them out like a bad piece of gum at George M. Steinbrenner Field. Bet on Tampa unless you think the Rockies can suddenly grow claws and fight back—hint: they’ll probably just trip over their own tails!

LA Dodgers -205 

The Dodgers, coming off Mookie Betts’ 3-run walk-off blast for an 8-5 victory, are favored at -205 against the Tigers (per FOX Sports odds). It’s like a gang of disco-dancing robots taking on a rusty tin can that’s been left out in the rain—Detroit’s lineup is so outmatched they might as well be swinging with a feather duster against LA’s futuristic firepower. The Dodgers are ready to boogie their way to another win, leaving the Tigers short-circuited and sparking in the dust. Pick LA unless you believe the Tigers can invent a time machine to escape this beatdown—spoiler: they’ll probably just crash into the dugout wall!

let’s continue our hot streak and let’s go for a 9–0 start of the 2025 MLB season:

 MLB day 2 recap: 

Rays vs. Rockies:
The Rays were knotted at 2-2 with the Rockies, but rookie Kameron Misner said "not today!" and smashed a walk-off homer in the 9th to win 3-2. It’s like the Rays waited until the last second to unwrap their victory gift!

Dodgers vs. Tigers:
The Dodgers trailed 5-3 in the 10th, but Mookie Betts decided extra innings were his playground, crushing a 3-run walk-off homer to seal an 8-5 win. It’s as if Betts told the Tigers, "Thanks for playing, but I’ve got a victory to catch!"

We swept the card again cashing both ML and parlay. We are perfect 6-0

@soup-can

Hey soup-can, the Trop’s roof got shredded six months ago by Hurricane Milton, and with the field now a swampy mess, repairs are dragging—think 2026, if the baseball gods are kind! Playing open-air like the Marlins sounds fun, but the Trop’s not built for sunbathing, and water damage inside is a nightmare—think Shea Stadium after a monster truck rally. It’s a $55.7 million fix, so grab a tarp and pray for sunshine! 

We went 3-0 yesterday opening day. 

Here are the plays for Friday:

Tampa Rays -190

The Rays are favored big at -190, and with the Rockies in town, it’s like a lion facing a house cat—Colorado’s road woes are legendary, and Tampa’s ready to pounce. Bet on the Rays unless you think the Rockies can pull off a miracle bigger than finding a parking spot at a sold-out game!

L.A. Dodgers -195

The Dodgers, at -195, are the big dogs against the Tigers, with a lineup so stacked it’s like bringing a tank to a pillow fight. Detroit might have heart and it definitely showed in game 1, but LA’s got the muscle and Detroit have already used their Cy Young star yesterday —think of this as betting on a Ferrari in a race against a tricycle.

I am betting each team straight ML and in a 2 piece parlay. Let’s sweep the card again and start 6-0 

Perfect opening day going 2–0

more to come be on the lookout

The day has finally arrived. Just returned from a very successful short trip to Vegas and I’m ready to swing for the fences on day one. 

Two teams on opening day, both taking them straight and in a parlay. My detailed plays and analysis is below:

Phillies -145 

Zack Wheeler, a Cy Young contender, is on the mound for the Phillies. The guy’s a human buzzsaw, and the Nats’ pitching is a mess after spring injuries. Philly’s lineup is a meat grinder, and Washington’s bullpen might as well wave a white flag. Taking the Phillies -145 here is like betting on a bear to beat a hamster in a cage match. 

Dodgers -157 

The Dodgers are the World Series favorites for a reason: Shohei Ohtani, Mookie Betts, and a roster deeper than a philosopher’s diary. They’re facing Tarik Skubal, last year’s AL Cy Young winner, but Detroit’s offense is shakier than a Jenga tower in a windstorm. LA’s spring was solid (14-9), and they’re at home. Dodgers -157 feels like stealing candy from a tiger cub.

here’s to a successful opening day MLB 

Even o’clock is right twice a day. I’m not here to argue, of course obviously everyone can win something with plays. I’ve just taken advantage of a cold streak. That’s all. Anyhow my six figure balance with my book would tell me and anyone else that I know what I’m doing

Thanks for another fade. Up so many units. Keep em coming. Merry Xmas 

Monopoly $$$ play

I returned today as Santa to bring you all:

5K

Early Xmas gift for anyone who wants to follow:

it’s a mixed parlay of NHL & CBB (Money lines)

Los Angeles Kings

Winnipeg Jets

New Mexico

Grand Canyon

Connecticut

Arizona ( will tuck us in )

RISKING 1K TO WIN 5K

I returned today as Santa to bring you all:

5K

Early Xmas gift for anyone who wants to follow:

it’s a mixed parlay of NHL & CBB (Money lines)

Los Angeles Kings

Winnipeg Jets

New Mexico

Grand Canyon

Connecticut

Arizona ( will tuck us in )

RISKING 1K TO WIN 5K

Sherriffics is the sheriff of sports betting, but he made a big mistake tonight. He wagered 6k to win 5k on the Marlins, who are losing to the pathetic Mets 3-1. Looks like someone shot the sheriff tonight, and it wasn’t the deputy, it appears it was the New York Mutts. 

I sure hope I’m wrong as the Mutts have nutting to really play for. 

Hoping that Miami can recover from the initial gun shot wound….. 

Keep “killing it” Morrissey 

@Morrissey

 Keep throwing them darts Morrissey. Even a broken clock gets it right 1x per day 

@Areyousharp

 Yep. And the tooth fairy will show up while your sleeping tonight and take away your $2 you wagered on this all while trying not to wake you up laughing  // KC //

Typo 2k not 1000. I know I shouldn’t have posted, a lot of kids here. 

They sure have lost 7 in a row. 3 of the 7 was a sweep by the Red Sox in Boston. Let’s face it, Oakland is the worst team in mlb. I like your strategy on betting against them. It hursts when they win though. 

right now I have a 3-team parlay of Dodgers Ml, Indians ML and Redsox ML, $1000 to win $9292

Love Chris Taylor’s grand slam today that made this possible now….. let’s effen go!!!!!!