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replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives CG even though you have been banned, I know you are out there and reading this. If you are serious about finding work after your epic bad beat loss today here in Las Vegas please get ahold of me ASAP. I will help you find work. I will set you up in a real dream job for you, not this handicapping nonsense, at Chuck E Cheese's. Before you all laugh think about it for a second. CG you said in an earlier post that you love kids. We also know how passionate you are about slaying MILF's. You are Italian, so you obviously love pizza. You stated back in Jersey because of boredom you would bet on two rats racing. Besides Mickey where are you going to find the biggest rat on the planet. On a slow day you can sprinkle a line a parm cheese on the table, make a you tube video, and tell us all you're doing an 8 ball with Chuckie. You will be surrounded daily by a bunch of bratty kids that whine and cry almost as much as you do. After you pass your 45 day probationary period your boss might even drop a bomb and let you wear the Chuckie costume. Let me know if you're ready to work. LETS GO!!!!!!! View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	April 10, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives At least after today he will stop whining about his idiotic Kings play, and remind us daily about the time he loved an over and put 3k on the under instead. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	April 09, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives You should head over to the Thomas & Mack tonight CG. After many years away Arena Football is back in Las Vegas. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 30, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Vegas Question? in General Discussion Contact a realtor. They'll find you a furnished place with a 3-4 month lease. 2 grand will get you a lot of house out in Summerlin or Henderson. Or a nice place right off the Strip in one of the Condo towers. View Post \| View Thread	habs1	17	March 30, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by vanzack: Maybe someone here who actually knows college hoops can tell me what the odds of MSU winning by exactly 1 are tonight. 11-1 this guy took. Jeesh. Van- With the line being at a pick em' which is what he bought it down to, there is roughly a 2% chance this game lands exactly on MSU winning by 1. He would have been better off driving down to Primm and dropping $400 on scratch offs. Not my own math, so someone please correct me if I'm wrong. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 27, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Meeks? in College Basketball I heard he is playing as well. View Post \| View Thread	davencol	4	March 26, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Any updates on MEEKS? in College Basketball Just got word he's playing. View Post \| View Thread	fatguypicks	7	March 26, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives I realize I'm no "professional", but I think you should put 2.2k on WV and 2.2k on Kentucky. That way you will only end up down $200 today. If you do this you will be able to eat your salad, drink your TB's, and bang your MILF without the stress of risking 1/3 your bankroll on 2 games. If you're worried about going 0-2 on the above plays, then just risk $550/$500 on both. This strategy will also allow you to spend the next two weeks telling everyone "Man if it wasn't for my stupid 2.2k play on (whichever team loses) I wouldn't be down so much." Please consider this strategy because it might be the only way you will be able to make it to the football season. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 26, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to I haven't posted an NBA game in 3 months! The time has come for a winner: Heat @ Bucks BIG WRITE-UP! in NBA Betting Great write-up. Love the pick. GL. View Post \| View Thread	scalabrine	252	March 24, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine: The entire city is drunk and in all the years I've been to Vegas I've never seen a single cop pulling someone over outside the strip. They are more worried about policing the strip and all the money on the strip than outside of it where CG drives (not that it's smart to do what he is doing...it's incredibly stupid). You're right Scal what do I know I only live here. Over 4000 DUI arrests in Clark County last year. I guess the cop that pulled me over on Boulder Highway the other night for not signaling because he thought I was drunk was a figment of my imagination. The troopers with vehicles pulled over up and down the 215 every couple of miles day and night also not real I guess. If CG lives in Summerlin he drives the 95 or the 215 to get home. Nevada State Troopers could give a rats behind what's going on on the strip they're concerned about the highways not Las Vegas Blvd. You put a lot of valuable info on here Scal, but man was that a really dumb fa kin statement on your part. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 24, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler: amazing what being sober does to u such a better way to live have a few lips in but for me that is a step in the right direction. and early sat morning when I drove home from strip I hung at another bar after the strip and drank waters for three hours and met a girl from Oregon who I had dip on her believe it or not.. coppenhagen long cut haha I was impressed so I wasent drunk anymore, I don't drink and drive, I just got my lazy eye and seemed blazed probably or drunk but I wasent.. plus one of my contacts was knocked out from when I got ambushed 5 on one so I couldn't see out of my right eye If you were blackout drunk as stated your BAC would have been in the .20-.25 range. The body metabolizes alcohol at a rate of .01 per hour. After 3 hours of not drinking you may have felt sober. I am willing to put down a 5k bomb that you were well over the legal limit of .08. It's not worth it. DUI in Nevada is no joke. First offense up to 30 days in jail. With your prior you would be guaranteed to do some time. Be careful. You're already taking a huge risk living out your dream. No need to take any other irresponsible, unnecessary gambles. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 24, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a fulltime professional drunkin', racist, lying, cokehead..... in Penalty Box Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler: u should be a stand up comedian View Post \| View Thread	mlaack34	49	March 23, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a fulltime professional drunkin', racist, lying, cokehead..... in Penalty Box I know I never want any advise, but what do you guys think about me playing $5 15 team parlay cards to try to get some extra income to support my coke habit? I'm a god, so I should be able to hit at least 1 or 2 of these a week. Then it will be off to the strip club to make it rain and come home with blue balls and an eight ball. The only problem I see is I've never even heard of half of these teams. They are never on TV, and they don't play for a power conference. How in the hell is anyone supposed to bet these garbage schools? I guess I'll just have to find an Asian MILF on AFF that bets parlays and have her make the picks for me. LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!! View Post \| View Thread	mlaack34	49	March 23, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Quote Originally Posted by Laroja: Relax dude, you're still down like 6k lol. Yes but lets not forget if it wasn't for that stupid 5k Kings bet, or the Spurs, or Ole Miss, or Purdue, or his parents coming to town, or strippers, or coke binges....... He would be in the green!!! View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 22, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives I really wanted Carolina to win today. I'm glad to now know they are almost definitely assured to win by 4. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 21, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to 3 Month Lease in Las Vegas Your best bet is to find a realtor to help you out. They can set up a search for you and send you rentals that meet your qualifications. Have a general idea of price, and area in mind. Some will even check the place out and send you a video of the property if you are not able to check it out ahead of time. They will do this at no charge to you. They get paid by the home owner when you sign the lease. Its a lot easier way to go then trying to figure it out yourself by looking online. View Post \| View Thread	Derr021	14	March 21, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Just talked to by buddy who works on the strip and witnessed the fight last night. Evidently CG tried to steal a change cup and a cardboard sign from a passed out homeless guy. He woke up just in time, and him and his buddies fought CG and got the money back. CG escaped with the sign and a cut on his head. View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 21, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a fulltime professional drunkin', racist, lying, cokehead..... in Penalty Box I'm just speechless right now guys. So many bad beats in this NCAA tournament and my blow and ho money is really taking a hit. Just yesterday I dropped a bomb on Robert Morris. +22.5. With 40 minutes left in the game the score was tied 0-0. I was up 22.5 points. All of a sudden Duke goes on a 85-56 run and covers. I just can't believe it. I had that game. Then I dropped another bomb on the Wisconsin Badger/ Coastal Carolina whatever their name is under 131. Again 0-0 game with 40 minutes left. I covering this bet by 131 points. All of a sudden both teams shoot lights out and the game goes over. These tough losses are so frustrating. Why do I always end up losing these games like this? I'm just going to go do a few lines and call my mom back. She already called 12 times today. Then I think I'll go hang out on the strip by myself, get really drunk, and start a fight with a pack of midgets. View Post \| View Thread	mlaack34	49	March 21, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Badgers Of Wisconsin in Penalty Box View Post \| View Thread	Camp_Nou	7	March 20, 2015 View Post \| View Thread
replied to Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper in The Archives Spurs E Wash Purdue Nets 5k Bombs View Post \| View Thread	collegegambler	14200	March 20, 2015 View Post \| View Thread

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