scalabroni69

Hey brother, can you please give an update on your recent record? Unfortunately it's impossible to find how your plays have been doing because you post 500 smiley faces clinking beer glasses together in between plays. Thanks brother!

Please post a video of your pick brother!!! We are all dying to see a video where you break down these 500 unit locks!!!

@masterkush

 Starting a post by saying you hate two entire franchises and then ending it by preaching against hate. Awesome brother, let's get those picks! I bet you have some great picks!

Thanks so much for these easy locks brother!!! Two easy locks cashing already with Heat and Nets.

“ If you choose to make a post about a 10 unit POD

You should have a play to post “

~ Albert Einstein

Everything OK brother? We need that 10u lock!!!

Games starting soon brother, let's get those plays!

What are we thinking for today brother?

Hey brother, can you please let me know which is your absolute favorite pick? I am going to go ALL IN on your best pick, because you are the best handicapper in the world, besides my brother packersbacker. Thanks brother!

Wow, freaking UNBELIEVABLE brother, another freaking rig job by the refs and bookies who can't stand to see you keep winning. Some young kid that no one has ever freaking heard of comes out of nowhere and ruins these incredibly sharp wagers you made. We all know you were on the right side here brother, as per usual. And for all you HATERS and TROLLS who think you can do better, I dare you to pick 12 players to win a tournament and try to get it right. According to some world-renowned data miners and astrophysicists I've spoken to, it's statistically IMPOSSIBLE. I love you SO MUCH brother, my only complaint is that we need MORE picks from you -- stop hogging all these winners for yourself brother! Love you!!

"Yeah, Monfils have won at least 1 set in 17 straight matches even took one from Sinner so his been impressive."

Monfils lost 3-0 to Etcheverry at AO. That was six matches ago. What are you talking about?

PHENOMENAL stuff here brother, as always -- give youself a pat on the back!! You always believe in youself with these big plays, and that's what your fans really admire about you. After all, if you don't believe in youself, you can't expect youself to be a sharp professional bettor like packersbackers.

Yesterday's massive win put us at +7.58 units for the tournament, with the following play still pending:

Sinner to win title +650...5u

Of course, there is NO WAY you would have put anything on Djokovic ML live last night, like you did with Noskova against Swiatek, right brother? If I remember correctly, I think you had 500 units live on Noskova, correct? Unfortunately we couldn't include that in your unit count since it wasn't posted, so we won't subtract anything for Djokovic either.

Again brother, please congratulate youself on another AMAZING tournament. You believed in youself, put in the hard work, never lied about your wagers, and nailed this tournament from top to bottom, just like you always do. I can't WAIT to see the locks for the finals brother, looking forward to it.

Remember, always believe in youself! Love you brother.

@packersbackers

 Oh man, you freaking nailed that incel dweebmush, brother!!! Freaking hilarious, you are just RUTHLESS and so good with words/insults, I freaking love it brother. Anyone with half a brain knows that Samsung phones automatically autocorrect "Hurkacz" to "Hurcacz," that's just common knowledge...for everyone except freaking INCEL DWEEBMUSHES, am I right brother?! Just like how Samsung phones refuse to autocorrect "youself" to "yourself," a very common known bug in the Samsung autocorrect technology.

You're so +EV it's not even funny, brother. You are DOMINATING this tournament, and I want the incels to see just how much you're killing it. I know you're very secretive about how much a "personal max wager" is (I assume 10,000 units based on your previous wagers), but since you split those, we'll call them a wash. We won't even count the juice you lost between the two. So let's recap the rest of this thread for the HATERS and TROLLS who just can't stand to watch you crushing it:

Current total of all settled wagers in this thread: -4.42 units

Pending:

Sinner to win title +650...5u

Sinner vs Medvedev +2500,,,half u

Sinner vs Zverev +5000,,,half u

Of course this isn't counting your legendary live bets, which the Covers community isn't privileged enough to see since your internet never seems to be working when you place those. Of course those are probably somewhere between 300 - 500 units of extra profit for you, but unfortunately I can only go off of what you post here.

So as long as Sinner wins (which obviously is a LOCK assuming the refs don't catch wind of your pick and put in the fix), we'll be in for a HUGE tournament, brother. If they rig this so that Djokovic SOMEHOW beats Jannik Sinner (they freaking better not), you'll finish this thread -10.42 units.

On behalf of the entire community (and world for that matter), I want to say THANK YOU for blessing us with the insider knowledge and advanced metrics analysis that you are so well-known for. I LOVE YOU more than words can ever say, brother. Thank you so much, keep posting those picks!!!

Thank you so much for this inside info brother!! We are so lucky to have a professional insider like you to tip us off to these sharp angles. Unfortunately Vegas just couldn't stand to see you win those pregame bets, but knowing you, there was a 1000 unit live bomb on Djokovic ML to cover your losses just in case the fix was in. You are so freaking smart brother. Thanks for sharing as always, looking forward to tonight's locks!! Love you brother.

@packersbackers

 Refs totally screwed you here, brother. 100% correct calls, as always. I'm sure you threw 250 units on Kostyuk live ML so you actually ended up winning anyway. Let's get some winners for tonight brother, please let us know ASAP, thanks!!

@packersbackers

 Wow, that is amazing brother!! Thank god you got back a third of your losses on that "personal max wager." Too bad you weren't able to post it here, that is just a rotten coincidence. Crazy how that works out. I know your normal max wager is about 200 units, so I'm assuming you won about 70-100 on Noskova. I'm assuming it must have just been internet issues, hope it's cleared up for you now. You are so freaking sharp brother, always a step ahead. Keep those plays coming brother!!! Love ya.

Close one brother. Any free money locks tonight? I say we go double or nothing, get back that Shelton money -- let me know brother!

What a freaking tremendous pick my brother!!! Too bad you lost that -2.5, refs totally screwed you there brother. Looks like you also lost that 100% bet on me posting after the game. It's weird because 100% would normally imply zero chance of something happening, but maybe you typoed. PLEASE be sure to post another one of your 100% locks for us to follow tomorrow brother, thanks in advance!!

@SHMACK

 Absolutely brother!!! Keep posting those 100% locks!!!

Going huge on Rockies +1.5 because of this post, thanks so much brother!!!