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Quote Originally Posted by BOLIonthestreet:
Tell her to come over and kick you in the nuts again because your such a dumbass. |
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Praise the man!! She called!!! We talked for 1 hour and put it all out there. I apologized for putting her down and she apologized for showing my mom that pic with me in pumps and lipstick. She didnt apologize for kicking me in the hoo hahs but i understand. She wants to get back together. I was so surprised I almost fainted. I asked her to come over for the game. What should I say???
And Orlando -5 for tonight
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i don't want her back. but i still miss her sometimes. we used to walk the dog in the park together, listen to adele together. i would fix drinks and get her drunk and then...you know what i'm saying. i may hate her guts but i lover her.
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Quote Originally Posted by jrsteel1: ???? i said i was BACK not BLACK (not that there is anything wrong with that).
It would be sad if you are black and a person at the same time
you should homestly just yourself
and if you must know we used to do role reversals. i was the woman that night and she was the man. |
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Quote Originally Posted by BOLIonthestreet: quit your clowning. this chic has pissed me off like i've never been pissed. i had to explain to my mother for 20 minutes over the phone while she's in vegas that i'm straight. I AM FURIOUS!! BUT IM ALSO BACK!!!!!!!!
Damnit Shinobi, did you not do what I told you??? Ok, now alot of time has expired...your gonna have to break out the big guns. Go over to her house when she isn't there, and find a way to let yourself in. Put on her panties, and lay in her bed. Wait until she gets home and surprise! She will be SOOO happy to see you, espically with the underwear in her bed, unannouced, she is SUURE TO take you back, I promise. Now don't say you never received sound advice from an online forum. Hurry Shinobi. |
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it's official - we're over. no more moaning or crying for that bitch. and yes i said the b word!! she crossed the line and i will never want her back.
the two of us used to do things that most other couples probably don't do. she showed my mom a picture of me in pumps, lipstick and a smile and she told my mom im a closet trannie.
she is now my enemy. i want to rip her f'n heart out. you cant trust women with big boobs, cant trust women with small boobs! i'm tired of them.
i'm gonna focus on me. i'm about to do 2,000 push ups and then focus on capping for tonight. thanks covers for listening to me.
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I'm always gonna give a f!@#. she was my heart, the second half of me. i saw a good looking single chick in the laundry room and i didn't even get a phsyical reaction. i must be in love.
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Day 6 - I spoke to her at work today. She said I need to figure out how to be a man and a boyfriend and not a f'n jerk off. I asked her to come by and talk to me and she said nah she was going to watch the cavs game. I think she is watching with another guy. I'm so hurt. My Dallas bet feels good to me, but I am so wrecked. I barely shaved this morning. I'm not letting her go so tell me what to do!!!
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Dallas -4 will be my next pick if I don't have anything for tonight. I'm gonna go in to work today. Maybe she'll call me at work... |
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Day 5. I feel worse than ever. the liquor has gone thru my body and now i realize my love hasn't called. i called and she picked up and said she was going to call back. she didn't. my boston bet looks good but i still feel so lonely and sick. please baby i know you go on to covers. come back to me!!!!!
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Boston -4 game 2.
I'm back baby and so are the Celts!!!! I'm a man! I'm a man!
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Quote Originally Posted by GatorPhil: Day 4 of purgatory. I called in again, telling them I still think I have swine flu symptoms. But Phil hit it on the head, mom did come over today!! She said I was being a weenie-boy and not the son she raised. Mom and I had a few shots of Jack Daniels and she made me see the light. That bitch can't play with my emotions like that. I'M A MAN DAMMIT AND THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD!!!!!!!!!! NO CHICK IS GIVING ME THE BUSINESS EVER AGAIN!!!!! I'M BACK BABY!! Thanks Covers and thanks Mom!!!!
Dude try calling mom; wish her a Happy Mother day and seeing that if you have the heart of her MOM you may even get with Mom |
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ice what you say makes sense. its just my heart man. i was probably going to ask her to marry me in the next 5 years. my mother said she's coming over today to talk some sense into me. i'm not going in to work today either. but i'm gonna at least take a shower.
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Quote Originally Posted by BurningPlanet26: the girl in my avatar reminds me of an ex that dumped me. its probably the reason i dont trust big hooters and a smile!!
Now I know he is lying. (Not just because that is crazy talk but because he chose one for his freaking avatar!) |
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it's day 3. i didn't go in to work today, i couldn't. i told my boss i think i have swine flu like symptoms and they told me to take all the time i need. i'm scraggly. i haven't showered. i just cant believe she diddnt come over. im gonna write an email to her. i cant even think straight. i've lost my last 2 bets. help me please
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She never came...I think she's scrweing with me head.
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SHE CALLED!!!!!!! SHE'S COMING OVER IN ABOUT 3 HOURS TO CLEAR THE AIR!!! gotta shower and shave and get some turkey bacon fried up. maybe she'll be calm enough and we can bet on tonite's baseball game.
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my girl and i usually watch the fight together. i had to do that alone. on sunday we have a breakfast tradition - she makes crepes and scrambled eggs, i whip up the bacon or sausage. none of that happened today. i feel like a putz.
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My first bet for today:
M. Beasley p+r under 20.5 - 10 units
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Quote Originally Posted by tidefan07: that's not funny. she kicked me down low. im not going to be doing that with anyone for awhile!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!! |
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