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If i stuck my derp into a girls vagina and her brain popped out i would run away and hide in the bushes
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ace77:

If i stuck my derp into a girls vagina and her brain popped out i would run away and hide in the bushes

 
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and once you realised after 20 minutes hiding in the bushes that no one was comng, you'd sneak out and stick your derp in again, would you?
 
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i'm pretty sure any minute now David is just gonna stand up and throw Margaret over the arm of that chair..

 

David, what are you doing?! David, for god's sake?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oooohh David

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

and once you realised after 20 minutes hiding in the bushes that no one was comng, you'd sneak out and stick your derp in again, would you?


I would stick it in her butt





































To see if her kidney would pop out
 
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Steve Kinane is a fucking derp
 
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I just cleaned the cats kitty litter tray out and nearly fucking chundered. Filthy fucking animals.

My wife thought it would be a great idea to buy our eldest daughter a cat fr her birthday 6 years ago.

She forgot to mention that our youngest daughter, who is 4, is the only one who feeds the fucking thing and I'm the idiot who has to subject himself to that bullshit every bin night

 
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Julia Gillard is a fucking bogan and Bolar should be castrated for publicly stating that he wants to fuck her.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:

I just cleaned the cats kitty litter tray out and nearly fucking chundered. Filthy fucking animals.

My wife thought it would be a great idea to buy our eldest daughter a cat fr her birthday 6 years ago.

She forgot to mention that our youngest daughter, who is 4, is the only one who feeds the fucking thing and I'm the idiot who has to subject himself to that bullshit every bin night






 
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cat piss stench > any other piss
 
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cats piss pure acid
 
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It sucks that cats have 9 lives,everytime i try to shoot one they keep cming back and i can't be bothered shooting thrm another 8 times




 
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My dog sleeps outside in the cold while the cat curls up on the carpet at the top of the stairs

The fucking thing doesn't even move for you, it makes you walk around it

It has the hide to carry on like it's being murdered at 4am becasue it's hungry

Even though it got fed only hours ago

It scratches at my bedroom door at 4am

 
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I've offered to give it away and my wife looks at me like I just offered to murder a child
 
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THE NRL's most durable forward, Luke Douglas, has quit the Cronulla Sharks to sign a three-year deal with the Gold Coast Titans.

The rangy prop, who has played well over 100 games straight in the NRL, agreed to terms yesterday.

He will be taking a pay cut from his current $350,000-a-year deal with the Sharks.

He will join the Titans at the end of the season.

 

 

 

 

 

$350k for Douglas

No wonder Cronulla are broke and fucked

 
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Fuck me dead that was good pumpkin soup..

 

although I'm sure your apple was very satisfying

 
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Aussie lingo
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rocafella:

Aussie lingo



Good to see you in these parts cobber
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rocafella:

Aussie lingo




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