Olimpio v. Argentinos Jrs 1 PM CST
Arg Juniors is more "at risk" of relegation than I am "at risk" of getting audited for the ridiculous tax return I just e-filed . . . and that's saying something . .
The whole relegation mathematical process in Argentina soccer is freaking confusing . . . seriously ... close your eyes and remember back to the time that you first tried to remove a girl's bra . . . fumbling around in the dark . . . trying to figure out the clasp . . . like Otter at the 50 yard line with Dean Wermer's daughter . . . now imagine doing all of that while wearing oven mitts . . . figuring out relegation/promotion in Argentina is more complicated than that . . . no lie, I would strongly suspect that if you wanted a job at NASA controlling the Hubble, if you scribbled in at the top of your resume "I figured that Arg promotion/relegation sh*t out - I got this", you'd be hired on the spot . . . which would then let you get involved in a love triangle with another astronaut who would one day intend to kidnap you as evidenced by the rope, duct tape and astronaut diapers that would later be found in her car . .. but I digress. . .
Anywho . . .
Arg Jrs figured out how to win beating Velez last out . . . 2-1 . . . they totally revamped their formations . . . giving up the mamby-pamby "we are totally puss*es so let's just totally suck" formation . . . for a more offensive posture . . . Seriously . . . whoever thought it was a good idea to hire General Custer to dream up Arg Jrs' formations oughta be sacked . . .
I'm hoping Ingrid Bergman shows up and pleads with the Arg Jrs coach to play the formation again, for old times' sake. . .
Arg cannot afford to lose . . . should be on the prowl for a quick goal or two, all twitterpaited by the victory against Velez
Olimpo, meanwhile, playing more offensive now that they have that Portlands MSL player taking on more of an attacking role . . .
o/2 (+109)
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