These matches in Winston not really interest me for making money as much. Waiting for us open to destroy a multitude of book maker errors. because like I say, I hate them. the more they lose, the happier I am.
Today I am only playing for small dinners instead of vacation trips to Aruba and Hong Kong.
Botox van der Schlub can win finally. I think he may beat the French man with the power of a 9 year old boy from ground strokes. He has ok serve. Botic if loses this match on a hard court to this very weak franchise who is just warming up for us open, then he maybe puts in retirement papers and start taking medicine to prevent brain damage.
Botox (4 units) all these matches he's today I dont really care if I lose people I won enough to buy an island last week. I know people make fun of my losing but just go see and notice my wins are so many more and the units I am up is factually unfair to bookmakers. I want more and more of you to side with me so we can hurt them a lot and they send me messages, Oh Soren, please stop betting against us and we will pay you a monthly salary. Then I will say, I am not interested unless it is50 thousand per month and I still want to bet for $250 bets so I can have fun. this deal I will take. but that will not happen because then I can not help the people out and I want to grow my army base of people. not because I want money to sell picks, because I want us all to laugh in the bank, hahahaha look at our accounts thanks to Soren. That will happen!
Wild (2 units) vs Duckworth because Duckworth is a border line magistrate cripple. he play tennis on one elbow and 3 knees. he has 1 should left and no ribs because they took rib meat to fix his choking when he is winning. he sometimes has nice results and can play nice on a hard court but I think wild is a pretty player and I dont know, who cares. I am playing this for 2 units. it is just what I want today.
tomorrow-
I will take the very crazy French man Moutet for say, 1 unit for fun. I think Macdonald or McDonald whatever it is, definitely the second one I think can be a wacky battle. the American is so bad in the brain for closing matches and winning when he should win and the French crazy man is so good when he's not supposed to win. this will be very not normal. I will love to watch this one and root for French. I think American has sour puss face all the time, seems very cocky and obnoxious for what reason I dont know but I personally dont like this man. this is just for enjoyment purposes because these units I am basically saying, here stupid books I am toying with my money and dangling it out for u with small stakes. when is my next big stake? oh im sure you are nervous. u see these small ones and everyone in the office is saying, when will Soren make his next big bet? then they all wonder and remain frightened until it happens. Which is always possible this week when I see one very good player meet against a total idiot. but at least, we will have huge offerings for the USO.
Opelka -150 (1 unit) big massive serve giant man against dainty Berges. Bergs like hitting very hard but he's very bad and hits 19 feet out of the lines. he likes to pretend like he is a big hitter from baseline but he is just a ball bashing faker because he stinks. he has 1 good set with him per match then his real self is like, OH no zizou we are winning and our true self is coming back out. help. stop it from coming out. Nooo I can't. now it's me Zizou again. I just lose 5 games in a row and set 2.
Ex-WTA tennis coach, over 20 years. PATREON I AM ON! Now I bet. PATREON! PATREON! PATREON
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To remove first post, remove entire topic.
These matches in Winston not really interest me for making money as much. Waiting for us open to destroy a multitude of book maker errors. because like I say, I hate them. the more they lose, the happier I am.
Today I am only playing for small dinners instead of vacation trips to Aruba and Hong Kong.
Botox van der Schlub can win finally. I think he may beat the French man with the power of a 9 year old boy from ground strokes. He has ok serve. Botic if loses this match on a hard court to this very weak franchise who is just warming up for us open, then he maybe puts in retirement papers and start taking medicine to prevent brain damage.
Botox (4 units) all these matches he's today I dont really care if I lose people I won enough to buy an island last week. I know people make fun of my losing but just go see and notice my wins are so many more and the units I am up is factually unfair to bookmakers. I want more and more of you to side with me so we can hurt them a lot and they send me messages, Oh Soren, please stop betting against us and we will pay you a monthly salary. Then I will say, I am not interested unless it is50 thousand per month and I still want to bet for $250 bets so I can have fun. this deal I will take. but that will not happen because then I can not help the people out and I want to grow my army base of people. not because I want money to sell picks, because I want us all to laugh in the bank, hahahaha look at our accounts thanks to Soren. That will happen!
Wild (2 units) vs Duckworth because Duckworth is a border line magistrate cripple. he play tennis on one elbow and 3 knees. he has 1 should left and no ribs because they took rib meat to fix his choking when he is winning. he sometimes has nice results and can play nice on a hard court but I think wild is a pretty player and I dont know, who cares. I am playing this for 2 units. it is just what I want today.
tomorrow-
I will take the very crazy French man Moutet for say, 1 unit for fun. I think Macdonald or McDonald whatever it is, definitely the second one I think can be a wacky battle. the American is so bad in the brain for closing matches and winning when he should win and the French crazy man is so good when he's not supposed to win. this will be very not normal. I will love to watch this one and root for French. I think American has sour puss face all the time, seems very cocky and obnoxious for what reason I dont know but I personally dont like this man. this is just for enjoyment purposes because these units I am basically saying, here stupid books I am toying with my money and dangling it out for u with small stakes. when is my next big stake? oh im sure you are nervous. u see these small ones and everyone in the office is saying, when will Soren make his next big bet? then they all wonder and remain frightened until it happens. Which is always possible this week when I see one very good player meet against a total idiot. but at least, we will have huge offerings for the USO.
Opelka -150 (1 unit) big massive serve giant man against dainty Berges. Bergs like hitting very hard but he's very bad and hits 19 feet out of the lines. he likes to pretend like he is a big hitter from baseline but he is just a ball bashing faker because he stinks. he has 1 good set with him per match then his real self is like, OH no zizou we are winning and our true self is coming back out. help. stop it from coming out. Nooo I can't. now it's me Zizou again. I just lose 5 games in a row and set 2.
that is all at Winston. It is a silly place for a tournament days within United States open. I am just playing with Xavier money. depends on which Xavier I will order. the really expensive one or the medium one or the super expensive one from all my winning. if I say oh this is just Xavier money then it wont be as fishy tasting. I will get crackers with it but super good like crazy fancy crackers.
good luck to us all! I might play from Cincinnati today! will make a whole new post for that if I do because this is the Winston one for Sunday.
I typed to much now. I know im weird haha.
Ex-WTA tennis coach, over 20 years. PATREON I AM ON! Now I bet. PATREON! PATREON! PATREON
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that is all at Winston. It is a silly place for a tournament days within United States open. I am just playing with Xavier money. depends on which Xavier I will order. the really expensive one or the medium one or the super expensive one from all my winning. if I say oh this is just Xavier money then it wont be as fishy tasting. I will get crackers with it but super good like crazy fancy crackers.
good luck to us all! I might play from Cincinnati today! will make a whole new post for that if I do because this is the Winston one for Sunday.
Love that you aren’t forcing the issue man, to rob the books we have to be delicate and patient with our picks, so we are not giving back the money we literally stole from them giving us free money.
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Love that you aren’t forcing the issue man, to rob the books we have to be delicate and patient with our picks, so we are not giving back the money we literally stole from them giving us free money.
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