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I'm stalking this who I see at Starbucks every morning, help me out. I have no idea what she does or where she works...but it must be within a few munites to my work.
 
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Stalking is a good start, just club her over the fucking head and drag her back to the cave.
Just say hi & introduce yourself.
 
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I've been out of the dating scene way too long (I have a good excuse, married over 16 years), maybe it's a fault of mine, but I say hi to women that I might see a few days in a row even if I wouldn't want to be with them.  If you see her, chances are she's noticed you existed too, and while I used to have a little fear of rejection, what reactions could there be?  She could ignore you, say something to reject you, but most likely she will say hi back and you can start small talk.  Good luck - worth a shot, no?
 
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I gotta talk to this chick, she's amazing....and no rings on her fingers. WOOOT
 
I'll see if I can grab a picture of her tomorrow with the cell for you fuckers.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Stalking is a good start, just club her over the fucking head and drag her back to the cave.
 
 
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Does she know that you go there every morning as well?  Have you stood next to her in line?  Personally, I think the best way to break the ice is with a smart-ass or somewhat witting comment.  If you know that she knows that you guys run into each other fairly regularly, then something like "we have to stop meeting like this" is sometimes enough to get a laugh and you can easily transition into introducing yourself.  Then it's easy to move on to, "I see you in here pretty often; do you work around here?"  Stuff like that.  Then you can tell her where you work and get a little back and forth going.  Depending on how she receives this, you can either just go with "nice to meet you" and call it good (with the plan of going to the next step the next time you run into her) or even go with the, "would you be interested in getting together for a cup of coffee sometime?" if you're getting positive vibes.
 
But the best way to break the ice is with humor IMO.  But what you can do is largely dependent on whether she even knows who you are (ie. whether she has at least noticed the fact that you two run into each other at Starbucks quite often).  If she's totally unaware, then you're gonna have to do something to at least catch her attention.....and that might involve getting next to her in line dazzling her with your sense of humor....if that's possible.
 
And if she thinks you're a stalker, just tell her that your neighbor beat you silly and that she probably could as well.
 
GO!
 
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Just talk to her.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

 
I'll see if I can grab a picture of her tomorrow with the cell for you fuckers.
 
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I'm gonna go ahead and recommend not doing that.  If she sees you snapping a picture of her on your cell phone then you can go ahead and forget about it.  Just introduce yourself and strike up a conversation.  Then after you bang her a few times give us that picture but don't screw it up for yourself just so a few guys on a gambling forum can oogle her. 
 
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I usually just whip it out... it usually starts a conversation...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SofaKingRaw:

I'll see if I can grab a picture of her tomorrow with the cell for you fuckers. 
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You don't need another black eye
 
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ask if she wants to see your diving board
 
then pull out your engourged cock, and flick it so it bounces like a springboard...works like a charm
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Stalking is a good start, just club her over the fucking head and drag her back to the cave.
Just say hi & introduce yourself.
can't stop LMFAO!
 
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Tell her the story about how you lost a nut by getting kicked by the S & M chick.  That should get her attention.
 
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One of my co-workers suggested that I get her coffee tomorrow morning. Seems like a decent idea, come off like a nice guy.
 
I'll give you an update in the am.
 
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yes, buy her a coffee, slip a roofie in it and then you can take all the pictures of her you want.
 
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I will be watching this system closely
 
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Tell her about the relationship you had with J-Lo, that should do the trick
 
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tell her that you just got out of the joint and are really itching for some box
 
chicks find that hot
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Stalking is a good start, just club her over the fucking head and drag her back to the cave.
Just say hi & introduce yourself.



LMAO


That made my day
Thank you.
 
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Withdraw your entire checking acct and pull out that wad of cash when you pay for your coffee - make sure she can see it. Would be a good idea to rent/borrow a nice car for that morning also.
 
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I never have a problem approaching women cause i am an attractive guy. Its when I open my stupid mouth and start talking is when the rejection comes in. I have absolutely no game.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

Stalking is a good start, just club her over the fucking head and drag her back to the cave.
Just say hi & introduce yourself.
 
Just go up to her and talk, you can ask something like
 "Do you spit or swallow?" 
or
"want some special cream in that?"  
 or maybe
 "nice shoes, want to fuck?" 
or try
"My junk in your can in 5 seconds, what do ya think?"
 
 
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If you feel sure she's noticed you before, next time you see her as her "are you stalking me? LOL
 
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yes that should be ASK her if she's stalking you
 
 
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ASK her who she likes to win the NCAA tournament
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