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Quote Originally Posted by CanucksPlaybook:

 
you cannot have sex without kissing, right?


You better fuckin' believe you can.

Some bitches just want to fuck, they'll just whip out your dick, suck on it for a few, then say put it in.

You want to wast your time kissin a bitch like that? 




 
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I hate kissing during sex.  I prefer choking my victims.
 
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"You better fuckin' believe you can.

Some bitches just want to fuck, they'll just whip out your dick, suck on it for a few, then say put it in.

You want to wast your time kissin a bitch like that? "

 
What's wrong with kissing? And if you truly love her...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Titan65:

I hate kissing during sex.  I prefer choking my victims.


Don't give him any ideas Titan, I don't think the freak would let go

p.s
   Buy her one of these for Christmas!  You'll be married in no time.  Then you can sleep in peace knowing that slutty ass is all yours.
LMFAO

https://www.extremerestraints.com/the-fucksall-fucking-kit_693.html
 
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Lemme guess, the girl was your mother?
 
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Canuck you are funny.  Really I have a serious question though.  How much did ya lose last night on the Pitt/Miami game?  I mean the under and the dog covered.  You must have fucking lost like a few gs..  Are you cut off yet on credit and loans and shit, and have you lost more than $20K yet?  If so


 
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Ahahahahaha Fuck!! Oh Fuck! This P-Box is great, someone put this in the archives!!!
 
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brendanb4, first of all, I did not get half of what you said
because some dooshe bag flooded the screen with emoticons
all in one line.
 
Please type again in narrow like I am right now.
 
And FYI, I had the UNDER last night. Too bad it was parlayed
with a losing basketball play.
 
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Oh and yes, I have lost way more than $20K lifetime gambling.
 
Getting close to $70K now.
 
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Seriously now, is there something extremely funny about
truly loving a girl with all your heart? I would love to marry
this girl. She is perfect. Pretty, funny, smart (in med school),
and best of all, when I am with her, I don't gamble to sub-consciously
torture myself like I do most of the time. In fact, I barely gamble at
all when I am with her.

 
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bumpage
 
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now you are a shithead.
 
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Bump for Sunday morning fun
 
Bagel Sandwiches Suck
 
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KOAJ or Ed, someone at CT must be asleep at the Archives wheel, cause this bad boy needs to be in there.
 
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guggs ur a dirtbag lol
 
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how did i miss this???? fuckin' classic!!!!!
 
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wheres the pics?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by G8RB8:

Bump for Sunday morning fun
 

Fantastic

 

 

 
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 WOW this thread has brought out some old timersare they all comming out of the closet
 
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Bad news for you guggs, she is pregnant and your gonna have a butt ugly child.  Good news though, you can abort quickly by giving her a quick kick in the ass. 
 
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Still haven't heard why this isn't in The Archives yet.

 

Is it too racey to make it into Archives?

 

 
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Possibly the best thread of all time. This and the Taco Bell thread.
 
 
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