Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper

I am a dipsh*t trying to be a detective.  Ignore all of my posts in the future.  They aren't worth reading.

I don't know about Scal, but I have sniffed my fair share of pus*y. 

But the difference between the pus*sy I sniff, and the pus*y you sniff - is that mine is quality.  Supermodel quality.  Quality that can only come with a successful lifestyle.  Quality that only come to those who are truly successful at every thing they do.  People that can turn water in to wine.

So comparing the pus*y you sniff, with the pus*y I sniff - is a little like comparing CGs gambling to my gambling.  There is no comparison.  Or maybe you will understand this analogy better - its kind of like you comparing your 85 Dodge to my yacht, or your 500 pound heifer wife to my parade of supermodel women.

We are in different classes here pal.  The quicker you recognize that, the better off you will be.  Life is easier when you accept your circumstances.  Sure - you will always be a mouth breathing loser wannabe - but if you accept that this is your full potential - the sting when you see people like me is far easier to deal with.

I don't know about Scal, but I have sniffed my fair share of pus*y. 

But the difference between the pus*sy I sniff, and the pus*y you sniff - is that mine is quality.  Supermodel quality.  Quality that can only come with a successful lifestyle.  Quality that only come to those who are truly successful at every thing they do.  People that can turn water in to wine.

So comparing the pus*y you sniff, with the pus*y I sniff - is a little like comparing CGs gambling to my gambling.  There is no comparison.  Or maybe you will understand this analogy better - its kind of like you comparing your 85 Dodge to my yacht, or your 500 pound heifer wife to my parade of supermodel women.

We are in different classes here pal.  The quicker you recognize that, the better off you will be.  Life is easier when you accept your circumstances.  Sure - you will always be a mouth breathing loser wannabe - but if you accept that this is your full potential - the sting when you see people like me is far easier to deal with.

I don't know about Scal, but I have sniffed my fair share of pus*y. 

But the difference between the pus*sy I sniff, and the pus*y you sniff - is that mine is quality.  Supermodel quality.  Quality that can only come with a successful lifestyle.  Quality that only come to those who are truly successful at every thing they do.  People that can turn water in to wine.

So comparing the pus*y you sniff, with the pus*y I sniff - is a little like comparing CGs gambling to my gambling.  There is no comparison.  Or maybe you will understand this analogy better - its kind of like you comparing your 85 Dodge to my yacht, or your 500 pound heifer wife to my parade of supermodel women.

We are in different classes here pal.  The quicker you recognize that, the better off you will be.  Life is easier when you accept your circumstances.  Sure - you will always be a mouth breathing loser wannabe - but if you accept that this is your full potential - the sting when you see people like me is far easier to deal with.