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rooster411

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Posted: Nov. 23, 2015 - 1:00 PM ET #13001

where are the vids? Im bored and need to have some entertainment while I spark a bowl.

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rooster411

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Posted: Nov. 23, 2015 - 1:01 PM ET #13002

where are the vids? Im bored and need to have some entertainment while I spark a bowl.

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scalabrine

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Posted: Nov. 23, 2015 - 5:32 PM ET #13003

What the hell is he saying when he uses the 'blankets?'

The only time I ever heard someone use that word outside of a bedroom was Michael Jackson referring to his third kid.

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melossinglet

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Posted: Nov. 23, 2015 - 5:38 PM ET #13004

Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

What the hell is he saying when he uses the 'blankets?'

The only time I ever heard someone use that word outside of a bedroom was Michael Jackson referring to his third kid.

not sure if youre kidding or not,scalabrine..youre extremely intelligent so i assume so....but i'll humour you anyway...blankets=covers...ie.under the covers of a bed/blankets of a bed.

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bk1374

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Posted: Nov. 23, 2015 - 6:26 PM ET #13005

Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

What the hell is he saying when he uses the 'blankets?'

The only time I ever heard someone use that word outside of a bedroom was Michael Jackson referring to his third kid.

I believe on the RX Forum when you type "covers" it changes it to blankets automatically.

You can read all the forums over there w/o having to sign up, I think.

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DUDE-I-TOLD-YOU

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Posted: Nov. 23, 2015 - 7:27 PM ET #13006

LMAO @ the timeless classic: "Livid".

that psycho after a $2600 loss, in hoop season (before he lost it all and had to tap the 401k).

Can you imagine LIVID 2.0 !?!? Not even a 10k 'bomb' in NFL could do such a thing. Poor kid's gone numb. I mean, bragging about being up 10k (in college)...while you're down 15k (in nfl)...all while being down some $50,000. BTW, that's not a lifetime total...not a full year...like 9 or 10 months-worth of an @sskicking!

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BWS77

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Posted: Nov. 23, 2015 - 7:59 PM ET #13007

Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:

...college gambler,when name-checking me in future could you please get the correct spelling of my handle,thank you!!!

jeez,i go to the trouble of taking the time and effort to mock,criticise and deride you as often as humanly possible and this is the recognition i get??...wud think its the least one could ask......im livid.......LIVID!!!!!.....

If you haven't noticed, his grammar and spelling skills are about as good as his handicapping.

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scalabrine

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Posted: Nov. 23, 2015 - 10:33 PM ET #13008

Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:

not sure if youre kidding or not,scalabrine..youre extremely intelligent so i assume so....but i'll humour you anyway...blankets=covers...ie.under the covers of a bed/blankets of a bed.

I swear I did not know. All I see if CG in the 'Livid' video doing lines of Coke and virtually everything he says outside of a pick are the words of a lunatic.

@bk - automatically overwriting the word covers?? Wow.

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rangerz2478

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 1:36 AM ET #13009

Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Rangerz how in the world do you see all his videos before he pulls them?

Post em here. I don't see them in YouTube.

I'm usually the one asking others what happened in the videos because he eventually always wises up and deletes them pretty quick. I just happened to be online when these were posted, and knew they were worth saving.

Been swamped all day but will try to get them uploaded later tonight or tomorrow.

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rangerz2478

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 1:42 AM ET #13010

Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:

i dont follow college football but sumone i tail was on kansas state,just about fell out my chair wen i saw they won,but never saw the game.......its totally irrational but i feel i shud apologise to you..

to be fair that type of rubbish happens over and over and over again thru a college football season,rite??...these crazy kids.

Crazy sh it does happen all the time in college football, but I have never seen a team lose after they could have taken knees to end the game. So in that regards, it was up there on my all time list.

Again, none of CG's bad beats are even comparable to how bad that was, but I would have paid to see his reaction if he was on it.

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melossinglet

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 1:53 AM ET #13011

Quote Originally Posted by rangerz2478:

"I'll will bet till the buckwheat. And u can post this on covers or blankets or whatever u want I still believe and I will be one of the greatest handicappers of all time. Billy Walters said he went bankrupt 10 times and I'm not even there yet. Laugh make jokes do whatever u want just wait for my run. Do I like to have fun Oc of course I do but I take this very seriously and will be a GG gambling god when it's all said and done and one of the best who ever lived. Nothing I am more passionate about"

**********************

Just....

dear covers administration,

the above emoticon simply will not do anymore....upgrades are an absolute necessity at this point in time.feelings cannot be expressed in the correct,appropriate manner without additions immediately!!

my first suggestion,one that laughs so hard that it explodes and guts comes flying out over the screen.....just look at the above post by college gambler and try and explain to me how a simple rolling head(even when so succinctly used multiple times by rangerz above) can even begin to articulate the feelings of pure hilarity and delight that ensue after reading such text.

sincerely,"haters".

in other completely unrelated news

i,melossinglet,hereby do declare that i am about to set out on a mission to become the greatest basketballer that ever lived,far surpassing the accomplishments and legacy of the great michael jordan!!!!!!.......AND IT WILL BE DONE,MAKE NO FU.KKING MISTAKE ABOUT IT!!!!.

i am 5'11",past the age of 35,of a pale-ish complexion and highly questionable athleticism and mobility and thus far only boast a "career" of recreational play in social leagues here and there,achieving a f/g % of around 40% (or less)at a guess??....but i hear jordan failed over and over and over,that is why he succeeded...so really there is no reason why i cannot scale those heights......take cheap shots and have your doubts,all you losers and clowns,but i live for this shiit and my passion will be borne out in my results!!!!!!

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TheGoldenGoose

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 4:25 AM ET #13012

Hours after the game has ended and I still SMH.

No Idea why you let that wager ride without buying the half point.

Vegas won't let you do it? Deposit $5K into Heritage just for this occasion. Or talk to me. I have the resources and connections to make that happen up to $50K.

But no. You've got to leave a $4K swing just hanging in the breeze. It's stupid Nick. JUST STUPID. If I were blind before, that one just knocked me completely sober. The Haters are correct. You don't have the common sense to make it out of Las Vegas alive.

How does it feel? To be out on your own.
No direction known. A complete unknown.
Like a Rolling Stone?

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~

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Skipbone

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 5:18 AM ET #13013

Are you guys breaking up?

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melossinglet

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 5:22 AM ET #13014

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Hours after the game has ended and I still SMH.

No Idea why you let that wager ride without buying the half point.

Vegas won't let you do it? Deposit $5K into Heritage just for this occasion. Or talk to me. I have the resources and connections to make that happen up to $50K.

But no. You've got to leave a $4K swing just hanging in the breeze. It's stupid Nick. JUST STUPID. If I were blind before, that one just knocked me completely sober. The Haters are correct. You don't have the common sense to make it out of Las Vegas alive.

How does it feel? To be out on your own.
No direction known. A complete unknown.
Like a Rolling Stone?

respect for quoting the great man,robert zimmerman.

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TheGoldenGoose

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 5:55 AM ET #13015

Quote Originally Posted by Skipbone:

Are you guys breaking up?

"Breaking Up" would be the wrong terminology. Opportunity could strike during the upcoming Bowl Games.

Wherever there is opportunity, I have an interest.

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~

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melossinglet

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 4:12 PM ET #13016

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

"Breaking Up" would be the wrong terminology. Opportunity could strike during the upcoming Bowl Games.

Wherever there is opportunity, I have an interest.

...please dear lord,i hope youre not talking about catching college gambler as he is bending over to pick up sumthing.

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Ganda

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 6:08 PM ET #13017

Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:

...please dear lord,i hope youre not talking about catching college gambler as he is bending over to pick up sumthing.

CPL XIX Winner. Punter. Scotch lover. Big Man.

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TheGoldenGoose

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 6:15 PM ET #13018

What is the only Sport where buying points is OK?

Basketball - NO

Baseball - NO

Hockey -NO

Football -Yes

Got to get off the 3, 7, 10, 14

Yes people like vanzack will argue statistics and mathematics until they are blue in the face. I don't care. If I'm on a 2 unit football wager, I want OFF those numbers.

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~

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Jairob

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Posted: Nov. 24, 2015 - 11:22 PM ET #13019

Hey Me-Losing-Lots, I get it. You're:

"5'11", past the age of 35,of a pale-ish complexion and highly questionable athleticism and mobility and thus far only boast ......achieving a f/g % of around 40% (or less)at a guess??..i cannot scale those heights......take cheap shots and have your doubts,all you losers and clowns,but i live for this shiit and my passion will be borne out in my results!!!!!!

You're essentially pathetic...a loser, devoid of any ability to pull off the fine art of sarcasm, the subtlety of humor or anything approaching the finesse of wordplay. You're a vertically challenged midget.... a pasty, aged, white boy who is devoid of any ability to jump or come twice within 24 hours, An out of shape fatty who never overcame the acne of his teen years. You're a sad moronic loser. No one likes you. Not even your mother who changed her phone number so she didn't have to endure your relentless hourly phone calls pleading to take you back.

At this point I don't want to sound cruel, but maybe you're right, perhaps eliminating yourself might soothe your tortured soul. At the very least it would certainly provide immense relief to anyone who has been exposed to your repetitive stupidity.

And for Goose...Et Tu Brute!

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melossinglet

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Posted: Nov. 25, 2015 - 12:15 AM ET #13020

Quote Originally Posted by Jairob:

Hey Me-Losing-Lots, I get it. You're:

"5'11", past the age of 35,of a pale-ish complexion and highly questionable athleticism and mobility and thus far only boast ......achieving a f/g % of around 40% (or less)at a guess??..i cannot scale those heights......take cheap shots and have your doubts,all you losers and clowns,but i live for this shiit and my passion will be borne out in my results!!!!!!

You're essentially pathetic...a loser, devoid of any ability to pull off the fine art of sarcasm, the subtlety of humor or anything approaching the finesse of wordplay. You're a vertically challenged midget.... a pasty, aged, white boy who is devoid of any ability to jump or come twice within 24 hours, An out of shape fatty who never overcame the acne of his teen years. You're a sad moronic loser. No one likes you. Not even your mother who changed her phone number so she didn't have to endure your relentless hourly phone calls pleading to take you back.

At this point I don't want to sound cruel, but maybe you're right, perhaps eliminating yourself might soothe your tortured soul. At the very least it would certainly provide immense relief to anyone who has been exposed to your repetitive stupidity.

And for Goose...Et Tu Brute!

oh the irony of a fuk.ken retard that clearly believes everything written by perfect strangers on the internet calling sumone else out for their stupidity....if only you knew,you creepy fuk.ken weirdo.

back into your hole now,freak.

and i do believe the epitome of the word loser that youre throwing around is a douche-bag who is the only one out of hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of readers of a thread that actually supports the antics and ignorance of a real,true to life fellow LOSER that has flushed his life down the toilet and broadcast it for all to see.......take a long,hard look at yourself you snivelling little person.got,standing on the sideline with your person.gy little pom-poms cheering on this morally corrupt,impossibly stupid A-grade degenerate...waiting for golden goose's sloppy seconds.

is it correct that youve been here,on a sports gambling site,for 9 months and every single post you have made is in this thread to support a dude you dont even know??(for god only knows wat reason)

...fuk.ken creepy as fu.k

...tragic,sad,little man

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Quote Originally Posted by Jairob:

Hey Me-Losing-Lots, I get it. You're:

"5'11", past the age of 35,of a pale-ish complexion and highly questionable athleticism and mobility and thus far only boast ......achieving a f/g % of around 40% (or less)at a guess??..i cannot scale those heights......take cheap shots and have your doubts,all you losers and clowns,but i live for this shiit and my passion will be borne out in my results!!!!!!

You're essentially pathetic...a loser, devoid of any ability to pull off the fine art of sarcasm, the subtlety of humor or anything approaching the finesse of wordplay. You're a vertically challenged midget.... a pasty, aged, white boy who is devoid of any ability to jump or come twice within 24 hours, An out of shape fatty who never overcame the acne of his teen years. You're a sad moronic loser. No one likes you. Not even your mother who changed her phone number so she didn't have to endure your relentless hourly phone calls pleading to take you back.

At this point I don't want to sound cruel, but maybe you're right, perhaps eliminating yourself might soothe your tortured soul. At the very least it would certainly provide immense relief to anyone who has been exposed to your repetitive stupidity.

And for Goose...Et Tu Brute!

oh the irony of a fuk.ken retard that clearly believes everything written by perfect strangers on the internet calling sumone else out for their stupidity....if only you knew,you creepy fuk.ken weirdo.

back into your hole now,freak.

and i do believe the epitome of the word loser that youre throwing around is a douche-bag who is the only one out of hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of readers of a thread that actually supports the antics and ignorance of a real,true to life fellow LOSER that has flushed his life down the toilet and broadcast it for all to see.......take a long,hard look at yourself you snivelling little person.got,standing on the sideline with your person.gy little pom-poms cheering on this morally corrupt,impossibly stupid A-grade degenerate...waiting for golden goose's sloppy seconds.

is it correct that youve been here,on a sports gambling site,for 9 months and every single post you have made is in this thread to support a dude you dont even know??(for god only knows wat reason)

...fuk.ken creepy as fu.k

...tragic,sad,little man

TheGoldenGoose

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Posted: Nov. 25, 2015 - 4:20 AM ET #13021

"And for Goose...Et Tu Brute!"

Very far from that Jairob. Nick has shown a tendency to be self-centered, to talk about me behind my back on the RX Forums, I need to recognize that and take care of myself. Business remains Business but Friendship is no longer a part of the equation because it is now impossible to tell which of Nick's two faces I see.

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~

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mafioso

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Posted: Nov. 25, 2015 - 4:32 AM ET #13022

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

"And for Goose...Et Tu Brute!"

Very far from that Jairob. Nick has shown a tendency to be self-centered, to talk about me behind my back on the RX Forums, I need to recognize that and take care of myself. Business remains Business but Friendship is no longer a part of the equation because it is now impossible to tell which of Nick's two faces I see.

Took you that long to see the kids a narcissist?

Wanna buy a used car from me?

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TheGoldenGoose

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Posted: Nov. 25, 2015 - 9:17 AM ET #13023

There is healthy narcissism and extreme pathological narcissism. Nick can be anywhere in-between depending upon who he's talking to and when he is talking.

Pass on the used car.

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~

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TheGoldenGoose

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Posted: Nov. 25, 2015 - 11:19 AM ET #13024

Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:

respect for quoting the great man,robert zimmerman.

Best Damned Cover for the best Damn Song Ever...
Antar Blue Covers "Like a Rolling Stone"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1s47L8DrJ0&NR=1

~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~

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scalabrine

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Posted: Nov. 25, 2015 - 1:44 PM ET #13025

Quote Originally Posted by rangerz2478:

I'm usually the one asking others what happened in the videos because he eventually always wises up and deletes them pretty quick. I just happened to be online when these were posted, and knew they were worth saving.

Been swamped all day but will try to get them uploaded later tonight or tomorrow.