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Yep and lets hope she does the same to your next girlfriend.
 
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Posted: #128
Go find one of your mom's friends and start sleeping with her and see how your mom reacts to the situation. Maybe she will see how strange it is for a 25yr old to be with a lady in late 40's. If that don't work go talk to his parents see how they feel about the situation. I would be pissed if it was my mom and would kick the dudes ass. I was sleeping with a lady in her 40's when I was in my 20's but her kids where young and had no problem with it. They were just glad their mom was happy.
 
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Posted: #129
Quote Originally Posted by BigDave92691:

Go find one of your mom's friends and start sleeping with her and see how your mom reacts to the situation. Maybe she will see how strange it is for a 25yr old to be with a lady in late 40's. If that don't work go talk to his parents see how they feel about the situation. I would be pissed if it was my mom and would kick the dudes ass. I was sleeping with a lady in her 40's when I was in my 20's but her kids where young and had no problem with it. They were just glad their mom was happy.
 
BigDave - I think this is different though.  For one, he isn't friends with this guy.  If one of my friends rolled in the sack with my mom, I'd kick his ass so bad he'd be talking out of his anus for the rest of his life.
 
Sleeping with one of his mom's friends would only make things worse, as he would be doing it to intentionally hurt his Mom.  His Mom is having a fling with this guy because it makes her happy, not because it pisses off her son...big difference if you ask me.
 
NoseHair...my advice to you is to sack the fuck up and deal with it.  Your Mom isn't running your life, and you sure as fuck shouldn't be trying to run hers.  If anything, you should support her, rather than make things worse.  After all...she's the reason you exist and more than likely had a solid upbringing.
 
Just my $0.02.
 
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Posted: #130
Moms
 
I wouldnt care if the dude was 52, no deli guy would be bangin my moms.  Time for some  and  
 
and less  and
 
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Posted: #131
nick
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

 
I only have one photo of the shithead.   here it is
 
Here is my mom
 
Starting to get a feel for how pathetic this is?    
 
 
So you are saying you have some more pics of mom you can post?
 
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Posted: #133
That dude kinda looks like me!!!!!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NickFazekas:

That dude kinda looks like me!!!!!!


Holy shit it does!
 
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Posted: #135
hahahahaha
 
this is too funny....this is like the younger version of the milfhunter hahahaha
 
i guess after serving the spam you gotta hit  it hahahha
 
btw whats your moms number...i do a lot of travelling hahaha
 
maybe we will see her here one day ....www.milfhunter.com
 
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Posted: #136
he is hitting mom with his big salami
 
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Posted: #137
Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

 
I only have one photo of the shithead.   here it is
 
Here is my mom
 
Starting to get a feel for how pathetic this is?    
 
having seen those pictures, i have to agree that's pretty fucked up. your Mom looks like a Mom, and he looks like an 18 year old Kevin Federline wanna be who seriously needs to start taking steroids.
 
don' t worry though man..no way it's gonna last.
 
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Posted: #138
I just rated your mom a 7
 
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Posted: #139
You know what would make this one of covers classics of all time, is if that kid found this site and posted a pic of his mom doing him, now that would be friggin insane and am sure we would be reading about a murder taking place.
Man i would already be in jail for killing that punk
 
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Posted: #140
Any updates???
 
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nothing to update accept that they are still together.
 
If there is anything funny to take from all of this is the fact that this asspick owns a fucking lemon for a vehicle.  Seeing him and moms driving down down the street in that piece of crap is about the only thing that brings me joy.
 
 
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Posted: #142
Nice, where did he get that......Cuba?
 
 
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wow, nice car. Thats some funny shit
 
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I'm sure your mom is happy to been seen by her friends and neighbours riding around in that car.
 
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The guy must be good in bed for your mom to get in that piece of shit car. Looks like it is straight from the junkyard. Do they have to stop it with their feet like Fred and Barney in The Flintstones!!!
 
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Posted: #146
hey!! if someone liked u!! like a 49 year old woman! that u se something good in her! and she was in love with u and u liked her because of he ass her tits!!
 
i bet ud go out with her and bang her all night!! u would not mind that!!
 
so the same story with ur mom!! she wants to get banged by someone she knowz!!
 
she wont get hurt!! she is gona get lots of fun!!
 
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Posted: #147
How did he get his hands on the King's car? 
 
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Sounds like we have an Urban Cougar on our hands 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BigDave92691:

The guy must be good in bed for your mom to get in that piece of shit car. Looks like it is straight from the junkyard. Do they have to stop it with their feet like Fred and Barney in The Flintstones!!!



 
 
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Damn, now I finally know who stole my car
 
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