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Brew I love you! maybe we can have a threesome with Skylar down the road! 

seriously I am just trying to have some fun, not take myself nor life too seriously and maybe make some money. A lot of people here get that. You are very astute Bobby on your comments but take my self deprecating humor with a grain of salt and if I make people like Brew laugh so much the better. 0-4 yesterday if that makes u feel a bit better. Brutal in da big Apple!!!!

Sorry I meant Donny (too many Laguvullins last night). Address a couple questions because I am nothing but thorough ... as well as hilariously ..and modest   Aussie posts late because he wants to know the late scratches and I do miss some because I post early. Don’t fault him for that and me either do the same reason. Second I have posters 22 MAX plays on 136 plays or 16%. 

Thirdly, my MAx plays are 10 units and my regular plays at 5 units. Am up 55 units right now ($100 a unit). I think I am calculating that correctly. Lastly I see you give Brutal most of the ink. Brutal loves that because his ego is huge and I want to bring joy to all my Beaverball buddies ... like Mr Rogers did!

Brutal Joe in New Yawkkkk!

Oh Donny, Donny, Donny (Isn't that in AMERICAN BUFFALO?). Why doth thou annoy thee so?

(It is a good thing I have so much time on my hands this summer)

First, They WILL take me seriously if my record is solid no matter how crazy I come across. And 57% on 123 plays is solid albeit not my MAX Plays (where I lost another one yesterday and went 5-5)

Secondly, most on here have , shall I say, a more sophisticated or warped sense of humor and can see I am poking fun at myself. Think of it as performance art from a chillingly charismatic awesome capper :)

Thirdly, I have had 16% MAX Plays at 1K each. Why is that too many MAX Plays? Next what do you mean you find it hard to believe I bet $500 or $1000 on the way I post plays? I am entertaining. I give some good information...and I crack myself up writing the stuff. And then I imagine the people out there who crack up as much as I do and it gives me great joy...and brings a "pitter patter" to my hardened blackened heart. Life is good. I could lose all my next bets and man I could crash and burn by betting SO many games, but at the end of the day I still will be able to go to my topless bar, drink my Lagavullin's and try to seduce lesbian strippers.

Now you may have a point on how I calculate my units. I just am not sure. Maybe it should be 1 unit or 2 units MAX plays. I say right now I am +47 units. That is +$4700. I don't know if I am doing that correctly. Don't care that much but maybe I can be enlightened. Brutal is always up for learning. 

In closing, try to bring something to the table here as opposed to being annoyed with the way I brutally post. It is my style. It is maliciously seductive, I get a kick out of myself and hug myself every day. So life is good. look at the new people that have come out of the woodwork and are giving their thoughts now. I speak of Jersey and Swift and TheFazz, THeWK and others. They are relatively new here and they are contributing and it helps us all.

Maybe I should start a Brutal Podcast???

The Brutal One in Da Big Apple!!!