SATURDAY NIGHT = I've BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE to make this MASSIVE💵💰 $56K 💵💰 DOUBLE UP MORTGAGE WAGER👀👀

APRIL FOOL'S 

Sorry Charlies ,had to do it , that's my birthday !!!! 

Do you really think after grinding for 56k in profit over the last year and half that I'd go all in on one of the coin flips????

My story was 100% true ( wish it wasn't) ...I learned the hard way in 93/94 that money management is the key to being a successful sports investor over the long haul...

I have more than enough invested in pending Futures for the degen fix needed..

The Play =

DUKE VS ARLANSAS FIRST HALF UNDER 70 -118 

$100 ( 2 basketball units ) 

These kids often play sloppy first half basketball under the bright lights of the sweet 16 and beyond

.Enjoy every second of the bad passes , clock wasting , bricks upon bricks , missed free throws 

To WIN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

 -$1273  on NCAA tournament futures to date ...Would never have bet this much on tourney futures but I was up 24.7k over the last 5 months ... Wanted at least $1200 in futures action...

ARKANSAS +7000. $143 ( Thanks Brother THORPE.

What a great win last night over the Zags ..Musselman is my favorite coach at any level..Loved how he fully embraced Buffalo while he was here , wearing old school Braves gear , kicks with the Buffalo City skyline painted on,  and taking his team on the field  at One BILLS Drive while hanging with Brandon Beane and Sean McDermott 

To make final 4 

Junk longshot wagers that are purely for the action and the degen rush factor .Consider these pure donation to the Seneca Buffalo sportsbook who have seen a catastrophic loss in daily take since mobile wagering was legalized here in NY ...Went from waiting in a long long line to a ghost town 

VILLANOVA wheeled with 

 ARKANSAS / UNC +113300.  2/2266

DUKE /MIAMI /UNC. $6/2413

DUKE /MIAMI/UCLA. $10/3592

HOUSTON wheeled wirh 

ARKANSAS /MIAMI/UNC $25.80/2505

DUKE/MIAMI/UNC $33/2002

Its not even april 1 yet.

ok wont follow, just forget about it.

bol on your futures though.

damn i was gonna degen with you

glgl on the peanut bets boss

Would have been much easier to spot the April fools joke in the final 4 thread next week....

As a April Fool's baby I've been pulling pranks since my 3rd birthday , after all these years it can rarely be accomplished on the day itself ..

Larry David might be the funniest man on the planet ....

@DoubleUp4Life

 First off I hate you for doing this , I was ready to load up my account and fire atleast 3k 

second damn you it’s not even April yet you can’t do April fools in March !

@DoubleUp4Life

Ohhhh man this is going to interesting. Great story. But you should know not to offer up crack like lock to a bunch of degens. Lol

@jpot34

 What’s so funny clown?

 Nail on head Brother 

The word LOCK should have been a dead give away ....

NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER is there such a thing in sports wagering ...

I got Kansas and Duke as best 2 left and love the Hogs, but think their run ends tonight. Think Nova and Cougars are on same level and gun to my head would pick Nova then Houston and whoever else is left (Hogs then Canes and then Heels and Saint Pete's fighting for doodoo pile lol). Not much has changed to men this entire year outside of Vols and Purdue going out early and Zaga again lets me down 1 or 2 rounds early. Every other team is legit just like Hogs, but think they go down. Only wager I see tonight is if I can get 3 or 3.5 and more, but might just enjoy games for once.  

GL D Up and money management always key no doubt. 

Oh yeah...

 By the way where is Train's crazy arse this time of year...

I didn't have a choice this year Brother...Every dude at work and friends  knows when my birthday is ...I've been getting hundreds of texts since I created this thread ...2 of them are sitting at Seneca Niagara waiting at the bar by the betting window....A coworker was begging his wife to allow him to deposit a few grand into his draft kings 

Every year I try to pull April fools pranks and people close to me usually see them coming a mile away 

I'm sorry to the covers community , but this is the only way I could accomplish one of my best pranks in years 

@Thatguy1

Well played and happy birthday.  

Who cares what double plays? Not like he's in the top 10 cappers on this site. GL!

He's been winning money and counting it ...

Train has been dropping nuggets in other people's threads all tournament....His picks yesterday were 3-0 from what I saw ...Must be around 80% 

Why are you always in my threads ?? 

All you do is bring negativity ..

Think you have 10 posts in here  WHY ?

Thank you Brother 

Appreciate the kindness after the pulled prank ...

Sweep your slate 

@DoubleUp4Life

 Cause you give me heat all the time. Goes both ways, but I'm done now. GL!

@DoubleUp4Life

Because he is one of the disappointed degens hoping for his fix. Negativity sadly is all over the place here. Never understood it. We are here to help each other win money. Not hope we lose. 

Is it April 1st already? Or just more of the delusional cult psychosis we've come to expect from D-Up ?