SHIRLEYS LINES FOR SUNDAYS GAMES FOR ALL TO SEE (10-3 IN NCAA TOURNEY).

Fishscale

Forced to read to much Chaucer in college, I simply can not help myself. I love your humor and your comment makes me smile, thanks.

Shirley

I have just accepted all current friend requests. My aplologies for not being on this site with regularity during the tournament. My schedule makes it impossible to post with regularity. I wish everyone the very best in the final 3 games.

My Final 4 tourney lines are a "no play" status so far. This could change with line mocves. My lines are as follows:

UConn - 0.10

Butler - 3.60

BOL To ALL

Shirley

Train69  You are the BEST in the room!!!!!!

Sparticus  I have done what you have asked for.

Las Vegas Lord  We absolutely love you, Hockey savant.

K4ngur13  Thank you.

Sparty:  I must be after clients since I have released my lines for the final 4 ,and when using my suggested wagering method yields  2 "NO PLAYS". (I'm sure you're getting way too many bulbs here)  HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Additionally, my sporadic postings on this site lately, certainly lends credence to your "theory". Maybe you can clear up the Kennedy assassination for everyone in this room as well .

Move over Seinfeld, Sparty is here. Soon you will be in syndication. "Sparty live from the Motor City." I can't wait for it.

Your logic is astonishinglyflawless   

(I really can't insert enough of these rolling heads in here).

We thank you for providing this room with your constant entertainment.  

We all Thank You for the COMEDY

Shirley

Shirley would you consider me for your friend list,I love your writeups and enjoy the fact that you draw the top cappers to your postings for some informative and helpful insight.I'd like to add that this college season I learned alot of great tips that made this yr a small profitable season rather than donating to the man,it  was nice to have the hand out bringing it back home. Thanks Again Shirley,Train Bodio one of the best, Vegal,Big East, Nroop all top notch thanks again Girls and Guys.

You've been talking out of both sides of your mouth and body all season long

When are level 3 picks beginning?

Nardawg  Its interesting that you mention this game. I have an interesting concept that I call "raw stats". Alabama ranked amongst the highest in this category. They are my sleeper pick in the tourney, but I am not releasing a line for a game that has just started.

Their "absolute" stats are remarkable at times, but for some reason they have underperformed in the scoring department.

It's similar to a horse who continually loses, because the jockey gives him/her a bad trip. I believe Alabama is this type of team in 2011.

Sparticus. If you shoot a bullet at me, I might respond with a nuclear attack., especially at Spanky. Beware of the Jester Girl!

Srealheaded  Absolutely

Sparty:HERE come the heads again

PLEASE come up with some NEW material or your show will get CANCELLED.Look it's rolling head time, again.

As a matter of fact..... YOU"RE CANCELLED FOR LACK OF IMAGINATION 

My picks are over 60%, I have nothing to prove to a 2nd rate comic like you. Your jokes are barely entertaining. It appears that your brain has accelerated to a state of atrophy, finally turning to MUSH..

Maybe you better take up voice lessons, and record on the MOTOWN LABEL. because your comedy routine is getting very old and very stale. 

Have you ever thought of being a crash test DUMMY for a Detroit auto manufacturer?  By my estimation, you would have a 5% chance of passing the exam for the position

Even YOU should be able to do better. You're really a HUGE disappointment to the room. How are you going to have a successful career with the same old song and dance? 

Please start your own thread and show,the world what special talents you possess. As Clyde would say " We'll all be having a party, laughing at the lunacy of Sparty"

Again, we all thank you for your feeble attempt to entertaining us all, but to state it simply, you must do better.

Shirley

My aplogies to all (except Spanky) for this childish behavior.

Shirley

I have the following lines for Wednesdays games.

Iona             8.40, 152.30

Creighton   4.70,  149.90

Best of luck

Shirley

I'm an idiot

Oregon 4.70 not Creighton.

I have no idea what Iwas thinking about. Hopefully this hasn't caused any inconvenience, as it is still many hours until game time.

My apoloies,

Shirley