Don't even think about this..Rockford ML.
But if you wanted to think about it: There are few games that can compare in the universe as to what is about to happen to whatever team happens to be playing Rockford today at 1pm. Ever since the schedule came out a few days ago, I have been waiting for this game. This isn't just a mortgaga payment game, or even a private nursery school tuition game, this is some serious Coors Light Beer Money action. A major revenge factor game from back in October of 2013, when Rockford got embarassingly shut out in Women's Field Hockey, the Highlanders have been waiting for this spot to exact their revenge. Coach Jones is going to use all of his ABA experience to box out and shut down that other team over there through a series of moves and counter-moves that is going to make Rockford great again. Insider information from the 3rd string towel boy informed me that the players got juiced up on heavy doses Java Juice and Sennosides a few days ago, and the boys should be cleaned out and therefore lighter and faster than ever. The medical report for your Rockford team is even better. Caleb "White Shadow" Tanner isn't just some token white guy on a basketball team, he finally made his optometrist appointment who confirmed that his diagnosis of color-blindness was not so severe that he couldn't recover his previous form as the all time leading scorer in Virginia High School Basketball history. There are no angles to this game, the gym isn't closing, the refs have already been paid, the balls have been overinflated just in case that other team decides it wants to cheat. The stage is set and as President Trump said in Nevada in 2016: "I like the poorly educated." Well like us no more, Mr. President.
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