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My 3 team parlays have been hitting at 99%

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let me get to the point. i have played 100 3 team parlays so far this season, and have only missed one so far. if you work long division and carry the two, you can see that i am hitting at a 99% clip. follow and win. then, the first thing you should do with your winnings tonight is purchase 1 harry potter midnight showing ticket(buy in advance on fandango), get there early, sit in the middle of the theater, and constantly and vocally critique the movie how unrealistic it is.

Alabama -45

Washington -2

Air Force -19.5

if you want to get crazy, throw in the Chicago Under 40.5 and upsize that popcorn to a large. free refills.

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id say good luck, but you dont need it.

 
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SofaKing

We Tood

Did

 
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I am SofaKing Wee TODD did

 

 
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Go back to togo on a slowboat. The chances of you winning 99 out of 100 3 team parlays is about as good as you getting butt raped by a meteor. WTF is all that goofy delusional advice about seeing harry potter tonight, are you a twelve year old.
 
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Damn, Toast!  99% WOW!  And Harry Potter is REAL damnit!
 
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HAHA 99% loser
 
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Quote Originally Posted by lordzud:

Go back to togo on a slowboat. The chances of you winning 99 out of 100 3 team parlays is about as good as you getting butt raped by a meteor. WTF is all that goofy delusional advice about seeing harry potter tonight, are you a twelve year old.

check the link before you throw jokes....

https://www.wkrt9news.com/weird/man_ass_raped_by_meteor

 
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99%
 
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NICE .... WHERE WERE YOU EARLIER WHEN I WAS MAKING MY PICKS .... YOU LOOKING GOOD SO FAR ... HOPE YOU HIT DICK
 
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=)
 
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Ive' hit 100 out of 100 this year so....

 
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Airforce
 
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3-1....airforce!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BigNiner:

Ive' hit 100 out of 100 this year so....

I have done better than that. I bet 100 and have so far hit 101. That's better than 100%

 
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Quote Originally Posted by -SofaKingCool-:

3-1....airforce!

When guys put their plays into print, the % seems to drop a bit.

 
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loser.... 99% GO AWAY!!
 
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Nice picks! Screw the haters 
 
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something smells
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Football10:

When guys put their plays into print, the % seems to drop a bit.



Noticed that too....

I mean, you hit 99% and then the one you post you miss? What are the odds?!?!


 
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Quote Originally Posted by -SofaKingCool-:

<----You......Me---->

id say good luck, but you dont need it.



This was my favorite part. Hysterical.


 
 
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Wow 99%.  That is insane...I don't even think I brush my teeth or wipe my ass correctly 99% of the time.  Kinda weird you lost the one u posted
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