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Take him out for a beer and play this for him on the jukebox.  Just watch for the right cross.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMTRfjNspFw

 

 
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did u ask ur friend if his as$ was sore? 
 
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I had a buddy in highschool who meet an older "girl" at the gas station across the street. It was a Friday night and she bought us all some beer. Went to the hills to the local party spot by the pond. She wound up blowing him in the truck that night. Less than a month later she was arrested for having sex with underage boys. Turns out she was a dude dressed up as a chick. 20 years later we still bust his balls about it and he gets so pissed.

 
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His new theme song....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s    
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMfRHx2MVo
 
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Nevermind the gender. Get an HIV test ffs.
 
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Henry

 

 
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I hope you got paid time and a half for cleaning out that fish factory Hutch. She must've been ripe as a musk melon.

 
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I was actually thinking this based on title and content 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:

Nevermind the gender. Get an HIV test ffs.

All kidding aside he did raw dog it.  I've been trying to call him and he isn't answering.  I was gonna offer to go out with him, take his mind of it.  Maybe even go back where he was last night and hope to see he/she and maybe clear this all up and find out good news that she has always been a she.  
 
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I just talked to my boy and he was literally in tears.  Asking if I really think it was a dude and what he should do.  I feel terrible.  Maybe I shoulda never brought the possibility up.  He's scared now cuz he did it unprotected (obv that's his own fault) but I'm sure a lot of us have done stuff unprotected in the heat of the moment when we were drunk.
 
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Ya beat me to it Henry  glad i read whole thread 1st, which i allmost didn't do.
 
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i found this thread easy to beat off to
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

i found this thread easy to beat off to

SO THREADS ABOUT GIRLS POSSIBLY BEING GUYS TURNS YOU ON HUH!?
 
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bets wtf????
 
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is this guy's friend who banged a guy with no condom mentally challenged...
 
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100% it was a dude

i had a similar situation happen once.  i left out of the bar with this "chick",  got to "her" truck,  and she just started blowing me. then she came with the, "i want you to fuck my ass". i was like, ive just been had.   i just pulled up my pants, walked to my apartment, and proceeded to drink about a bottle of jamison. at least he had nice tits though.

 
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u will have fucked him up mentally for life
 
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He might be scared it was a women......
 
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Remembering the details is secondary to the STD your buddy is going to have show up. You need to get him to an std clinic ASAP. I don't care how slutty a girl is, there is no way that she will let a guy bang her in the ass under normal circumstances. This wouldn't even happen if she let him bang her box first, let alone ass only. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by thePDH:

100% it was a dude

i had a similar situation happen once.  i left out of the bar with this "chick",  got to "her" truck,  and she just started blowing me. then she came with the, "i want you to fuck my ass". i was like, ive just been had.   i just pulled up my pants, walked to my apartment, and proceeded to drink about a bottle of jamison. at least he had nice tits though.


I would be weary of any girl driving a pickup truck lol.  It's up there with Adam's apple for dead giveaways.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

is this guy's friend who banged a guy with no condom mentally challenged...

I got some pretty stupid friends.  I don't know how many of you are local but we used to go to this spot in Providence called "Balloons" which is now closed.   Anyways the strip clubs in Providence are basically whorehouses and I had a friend who used to bang the strippers there without condoms and then laugh about it. If he got something he never told me.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by timbaland99:

Remembering the details is secondary to the STD your buddy is going to have show up. You need to get him to an std clinic ASAP. I don't care how slutty a girl is, there is no way that she will let a guy bang her in the ass under normal circumstances. This wouldn't even happen if she let him bang her box first, let alone ass only. 


this
 
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I say she was on the rag and just wanted an ass pounding
 
 
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She could have been Morman..  They take it in the ass but wont in the twat.


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