So I'll keep this as short as possible, my buddy from college who lives relatively close (within 30-40 min) called me up today and said he went out last night locally and got pretty hammered and met a girl.  He isn't the luckiest with girls so he was understandably pumped.  He told me he met her toward the end of the night, he was pretty wasted, and she went back to his place with him and seemed DTF.  So when they got back he said they started making out, she started grabbing him and then blowing him.  After a bit she said she wanted him to bang her in the ass and he did, then they passed out, and when he woke up the this morning with a killer hangover she was gone, no note no number nothing.  So as he's telling me the story (bragging lol) I start thinking then asking him questions.  Whatd she look like? Did you fuck her regular?  Did you go down her pants?  Had you ever seen her before?  And he's giving me vague answers saying he was pretty drunk and so on.  Then he started to be wierd and quiet because I think he realized where I was going with it.  So he got pissed at my assertion and said I was just hating blah blah blah, cuz I was jealous.  So basically IMO I think there's at least a possibility "she used to be a he".  The story just seems too strange how many girls that you randomely meet at a bar wanna blow you and take it up the ass the first night.  Usually that takes some work, or a extremely slutty girl.  Am I wrong? 

The women in today's society are virtually 75 % person as it is, So I'd think there's a good chance he did fuck a girl, Maybe he didn't fuck anyone and was lying completely I dont know.

Needless to say steer clear of the Brockton area of MA because I have a sneaking suspicion there is a rather clever post-op (i assume cuz hopefully no matter how drunk he was he'd notice pre-op) tranny on the loose preying on lonely drunk men

the lying part I could buy but it kinda falls into the to strange to be a lie category

Is the bar a hang out for tranvestites or "gals" who used to be guys looking for drunk guys?  

My experience has been those individuals stick to bars where they know others might be looking for people like them.  MOST of the time, it's pretty easy to spot a person who has had a sex change.  Didn't your friend have a wing man?

Definitely a Tranny. 

 

As for the oral mishap Hutchem that's pretty bad depending on whether he used a condom and she had showered after still not as bad as getting taken advantage of by a tranny, not knowing it, and calling your boy to brag about it.

Yeah what the other guys said, she's a he.

Reminds me of that scene from Crocodile Dundee with the transvestite in the bar.

a lotta foo bar shiet around here too... its spreading like wild fire or sort of seems with todays youth.

odds of tranny >50% unless he's been robbed.  i had one try to pick me up 20 yrs ago but she had some straight forearms at the elbow which is a giveaway

 

Marvelous Marvin Hagler

Oh, the fights he had with Tommy Hearns were legendary. Marv trained at the Petronelli Brothers Gym which is now a rundown shell of itself in a seedy part of town. Well, the whole town of Brockton is seedy, so there's no escaping the blight from within it's confines.

I can't help but laugh sorry if that makes me insensitive.  All I keep thinking about is him hanging up with me and pulling an "Ace Ventura" When he realizes Finkle is Einhorn and lays in the bath tub and burns his clothes and eats all the gum and toothpaste. 

Also that movie Hangover 2 where something similar happens and the friend is like "I've done alot of F'd up shit and I just forget it and it goes away.  This might be harder to go away.  But in time it'll happen"

the hangover. went to vegas saw a few look alikes, they were carrying a baby on their chest, full beard. white shirt. did a double take. hahha