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Did he remember the dude in the Batman suit with the 12" schlong??  Cool

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dillon24:

Did he remember the dude in the Batman suit with the 12" schlong??  Cool

 

 

 

 
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I'm sorry man, but if this was crazy to you, then you either need to get out more often or get some new friends that like to have some fun. Honestly, I would give this story maybe a 2 out of 10 on the crazy meter. And that is being generous.
 
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DID HIS ASS HURT WHEN HE WOKE UP?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by -29-:

 I remember tailgating before the spring Richmond race last year. There was a guy there from Kentucky who had a batch of Pop Pop's last run of "cherry bombs" (cherries soaked in moonshine). They tasted harmless enough so I continued drinking my beer and popping these cherries up until it was time to go to my seat for the start of the race. I vividly remember the fly-over and chatting with a Dale Earnhardt impersonator before the race,but once the green flag dropped I realized that I had to go to the restroom. I never found my way back to my seat or to my ride home. I awoke at 1:30 am under a crepe myrtle tree in a Valero gas station parking lot with half a bag of Doritos and an empty pizza box but NO memory of anything that happened in the previous 6 hours. 

That's a funny story.

 
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not too crazy
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SteelCash:

     A buddy of mine told me the other day he went to a Steelers game in Pittsburgh last year with a friend.  Before the game they went to a bar to have a few drinks.  So he has his first long island iced tea and it's not that strong.  He's got some money, so he wasn't too upset, but he politely asked the waitress if they could make his next one a little stronger (he paid in the ballpark of $15 to $20 for this drink).

     He couldn't remember the name of the bar, but he said his second one didn't seem too strong either.  So they leave and go to the game after his third or fourth drink.  They leave the game and make the 90 minute drive home while stopping to eat.  Then he proceeds to tell me that neither one of them remember being at the game or making the drive home.

     I've known this guy for many years, and he's not the type to tell over the top stories like this if they're not true.  I think he told me that he remembers the start of the game, but that's it.  And he told me that the drinks were appearently VERY strong, but that they were so good that you couldn't really taste the alcohol.

     I know this is possible, but are you kidding me?  Can you imagine if this happened to you?  Wow!  That is nuckin' futs!  I believe him too.  That's what's crazy.  If I thought it was bullshit I wouldn't be posting.

     Possibly the craziest drinking story I've ever heard, and I've heard (and lived through) some good ones.

    

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Was the guy's name Doug Owens ?  Unfortunately I can tell you wilder stories about my drinking days before my first child was born.

It was nothing to not remember driving home while sitting in the garage or blacking out completely. How about throwing up on a priest?

Not proud, just frigging amazed at my stupidity. 
 
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Agreed, this is a 1 out of 10
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by -29-:

 I remember tailgating before the spring Richmond race last year. There was a guy there from Kentucky who had a batch of Pop Pop's last run of "cherry bombs" (cherries soaked in moonshine). They tasted harmless enough so I continued drinking my beer and popping these cherries up until it was time to go to my seat for the start of the race. I vividly remember the fly-over and chatting with a Dale Earnhardt impersonator before the race,but once the green flag dropped I realized that I had to go to the restroom. I never found my way back to my seat or to my ride home. I awoke at 1:30 am under a crepe myrtle tree in a Valero gas station parking lot with half a bag of Doritos and an empty pizza box but NO memory of anything that happened in the previous 6 hours. 

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