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Quote Originally Posted by OnlyGod:
Had our company christmas party last night and I'm sitting around cracking jokes getting drunk with the boys. This couple comes and sits right next to me Ive never seen them before they work in a different office or something. They are pretty much newlyweds and the woman freaking smoking she was definitely checking out my sack seemed attracted to me we start talking and actually hit it off pretty well. I keep looking over at the husband and he didn't seem like he cared one bit he was casually eating like nothing was going on.
So we keep talking and I see she has this massive wedding ring on this rock was frickin huge I'm like wow your hot got a huge ring on kinda coming on to me. Then the husband just walks away and she starts talking about how she thinks I need a hot vacation starts talking about Mexico at this point I'm feeling like a massive veiny dik. My bible tells me that this behavior is very very bad maybe they were bored of eachother or something anyways thoughts would be appreciated because ill probably see her again.
Had our company christmas party last night and I'm sitting around cracking jokes getting drunk with the boys. This couple comes and sits right next to me Ive never seen them before they work in a different office or something. They are pretty much newlyweds and the woman freaking smoking she was definitely checking out my sack seemed attracted to me we start talking and actually hit it off pretty well. I keep looking over at the husband and he didn't seem like he cared one bit he was casually eating like nothing was going on.
So we keep talking and I see she has this massive wedding ring on this rock was frickin huge I'm like wow your hot got a huge ring on kinda coming on to me. Then the husband just walks away and she starts talking about how she thinks I need a hot vacation starts talking about Mexico at this point I'm feeling like a massive veiny dik. My bible tells me that this behavior is very very bad maybe they were bored of eachother or something anyways thoughts would be appreciated because ill probably see her again.
She probably told you to go to hell , and you took that as a come on. 
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