Anybody ever darned a married woman and the husband was ok with it.

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Had our company christmas party last night and I'm sitting around cracking jokes getting drunk with the boys. This couple comes and sits right next to me Ive never seen them before they work in a different office or something. They are pretty much newlyweds and the woman freaking smoking she was definitely checking out my sack seemed attracted to me we start talking and actually hit it off pretty well. I keep looking over at the husband and he didn't seem like he cared one bit he was casually eating like nothing was going on.

So we keep talking and I see she has this massive wedding ring on this rock was frickin huge I'm like wow your hot got a huge ring on kinda coming on to me. Then the husband just walks away and she starts talking about how she thinks I need a hot vacation starts talking about Mexico at this point I'm feeling like a massive veiny dik. My bible tells me that this behavior is very very bad maybe they were bored of eachother or something anyways thoughts would be appreciated because ill probably see her again.

OnlyGod · Answer

Had our company christmas party last night and I'm sitting around cracking jokes getting drunk with the boys. This couple comes and sits right next to me Ive never seen them before they work in a different office or something. They are pretty much newlyweds and the woman freaking smoking she was definitely checking out my sack seemed attracted to me we start talking and actually hit it off pretty well. I keep looking over at the husband and he didn't seem like he cared one bit he was casually eating like nothing was going on.

So we keep talking and I see she has this massive wedding ring on this rock was frickin huge I'm like wow your hot got a huge ring on kinda coming on to me. Then the husband just walks away and she starts talking about how she thinks I need a hot vacation starts talking about Mexico at this point I'm feeling like a massive veiny dik. My bible tells me that this behavior is very very bad maybe they were bored of eachother or something anyways thoughts would be appreciated because ill probably see her again.

jmw59 · Answer

uh,.....no

slikstiks99 · Answer

Tell her that you&#39;ll take a hot vacation in her puss. Wuda been a good line at the time.

OnlyGod · Answer

She probably woulda liked that.

SarasotaSlim · Answer

I hear that happens a lot in Canada,,,

Messier-11 · Answer

if i lived in alberta id probably pop wood thinking about a vacation to mexico also

timbaland99 · Answer

Well, hopefully you can be happy that you got some box, when you wake up from being knocked out and you're tied up in a soundproof basement with the husband leaning over you about to go all Dexter on your behind. At least you got laid though

timbaland99 · Answer

I am a bit jealous though

Michfan15 · Answer

you people are hilarious

gofish3 · Answer

Any dude who has his female on lock could care less if she yaps it up w some turd. I get amused when I'd watch guys hit on my girl, I like to wait right til they'd reach out and touch some part of her to walk up and give her a big kiss. Then you stare right into the guys face, you get to watch their ego crumble for that moment in time.

Basically a hot chick was nice to you and you're over here fantasizing about "what if". But "what if" never really had a chance, you just want to think it did. So did her husband. All part of the game, now he gets to take her home and pound her brains in.

Cool story though.

OnlyGod · Answer

I didn&#x27;t say I really wanted to or anything the whole thing seemed pretty wierd.  There was plenty of other good looking girls I was having fun with.

OnlyGod · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by Messier-11]  if i lived in alberta id probably pop wood thinking about a vacation to mexico also  [/Quote]It is about -30 snowing a foot a day maybe that got me going a little.

KidBudi · Answer

Isn&#39;t it something like a million Canadians go to Mexico every year?

Skipbone · Answer

You should ask her to movie. Go Dutch, of course. Then see if she&#x27;d like to split a pizza. Let her take home the leftovers. Then she&#x27;ll know you&#x27;re a real gentleman.

OnlyGod · Answer

Interesting approach then what should I do kind sir ?

The Hawk · Answer

Then, of course, you ask for a pizza a$$......

slikstiks99 · Answer

And to the States and Cuba.From my experience it seems like Canadians vacation far more often than Americans. They live much less extravagantly but even broke-aasss Canadians are still going on nice vacations.

HutchEmAll · Answer

Was in Vegas for the Nascar race a few years back and a buddy ended up with a couple.....the husband wanted to watch.  I stayed and lost more money at the tables.

HutchEmAll · Answer

It doesn&#x27;t snow when it gets that cold.  Liar.

bunny651 · Answer

&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Of course you do. You are asking advice on a public forum. LOL

MLBguru · Answer

She was checking out your sack?&#xD;&#xA;Were you wearing a skirt or are you and your buddies Scottish?

OnlyGod · Answer

There was another beeoch there that I cannot stand it it was definitely making her mad maybe I laid it on too thick not gonna happen anyways.

OnlyGod · Answer

Hutch ur a fugger for some reason I can&#x27;t quote you also some people here are strangely open this word French wanted to lick me while I plowed the ever living shout out of his girlfriend a few years ago. There was no fuggin way I was doing anything with another dude tounging my buttocks.

OnlyGod · Answer

supposed to reach wierd French guy

OnlyGod · Answer

Read wierd French guy fukk sakes good input though you juggaloos

Anybody ever darned a married woman and the husband was ok with it.

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