Cowboy Up!

My name is Carl and I'm 84 years old. I'm tired of all the young people pizzing and moaning about everything. Entitled little pizzants act like the world owes them a living. Back in my day a man worked hard and supported his dang family no matter what he had to do. Carl used to work at a boxing gym and had to clean the entire place at night, including the spit buckets. It was no dang fun, but Carl did it so his family could eat. By God I feel like Carl has earned some dang respect. Ok, just wanted to share my feelings. This is the cowboy, Carl Lee Spat. Giddy Up! 

Tell you something else that really chaps the old cowboy's hide.. All the dang sniveling from the losers about their losing bets. Guys, seriously, half of the people you're singing the blues to are glad you lost, and the other half don't give a care. Just stop it. Cowboy up and act like a man. If you're going to be a loser, be a quiet one. They don't give you any refunds for crying like a child. Anyhoo.. Good luck to all on your bets this weekend. This is the cowboy, Carl Lee Spat. GIDDY UP! 

Make your bet, watch your game, match or race

If the ticket wins or loses just shut your face!

I wonder how much longer the good people of Colorado will have to endure this clown, Deon Sanders. The jerk comes in an kicks a bunch of kids off the team, runs his big mouth about how he's going to do things right and blah blah. And now.. all he does is get whipped every weekend. Coach Prime.. Lol. Coach clown would be a better moniker for the arrogant creep. Sanders needs to cowboy up and just resign. Get out of here, Sanders. We're all sick of you. 

This is Cowboy Carl Spat. Giddy Up!

@carlspat

all for naught