Eatin' Butthole

you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

PS: I am very displeased that Covers resident ass eater IwinBets is nowhere to be found

For any guy who hasn't been rimmed you are missing out.  Your cock will grow at least half an inch and the world beneath you starts shaking.  Great feeling.

As for eating ass you have to be selective of the girl, I would stay away from certain mediterean chicks as well as any ethnic chick that doesn't believe in brazilian waxes.  Seeing a chick hairy asshole may kill your hard on.

If she's a Georgian peach or a nice Californian blonde dont worry jump right in, Brazilian chicks take good care of that area as well so it shouldn't be a problem. 

PS: I am very displeased that Covers resident ass eater IwinBets is nowhere to be found

I purposely read this thread just because I knew someone would comment on that.  A little sad it wasnt TheHawk to chime in first. Samuel the respect level has just gone up a ton . Funny stuff.

Whats my opinion on the matter ?

Eat the butt. but gotta be a nice ass... and gotta take her cheeeks shove your face as far and hard in as possible and take her cheeks and suffocate yourself. If the bootycheeks arent covering my ears like earmuffs. Then im only going at it"half assed"