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Rimjobs  
 
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Posted: #177
this is one funny thread, i have not laughed this hard in a long time
 
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Posted: #178
Quote Originally Posted by TheBlancoPirate:

Love chowing down on my bf's hole, then I love to flip him over and "give him the high hard one". Nothing like it.
 
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Posted: #180
If you are what you eat, some of you are in real trouble......
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

I won't even let a girls finger get close to my fool. My fool doesn't smell good, why would a girl want to put her finger in it? I have nearly broken a girls fingers with my stop, clench, and roll defense mechanism.

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There are so many guys who contributed to this thread and are no longer around.
Not sure of that's because Covers is lame nowadays, or that they have all died from dysentery after eating bad azz.

As for the topic at hand, in my day I was a regular tongue-fukker of the leather cheerio.
Then again, back in my day I was rarely sober.
Sobriety and munching butthole do not go hand in hand 
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Are you kiddin' me?! After nearly SIX YEARS!! This rears its ugly head?? That's what your "other" ugly head is for, boys!  
 
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Posted: #184
seen mich fan and a few others but as for this exact topic.

nasty this is nasty nasty buisnesss, 
 
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Posted: #185
glad I just read this entire thread...

For the record, I've been eating buttholes since the early 2000's. Nothing wrong with it if the lady takes care of herself.
 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by tideman]

you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the behind is edible.

Step one.   Insert finger into the behind in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like garbage, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

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OK LOL I GOT ON HEAR TO SNOOP ON HERE N I WAS CURIOUS N THIS IS WHAT I FIND.. LOL, I GUESS I SHOULDNT BE ON MY BOYFRIENDS PAGE... LMFAO. ... SNOOP N GIRLFRIEND GOSH IM GROSSED OUT. LOL
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 1904baller:

OK LOL I GOT ON HEAR TO SNOOP ON HERE N I WAS CURIOUS N THIS IS WHAT I FIND.. LOL, I GUESS I SHOULDNT BE ON MY BOYFRIENDS PAGE... LMFAO. ... SNOOP N GIRLFRIEND GOSH IM GROSSED OUT. LOL

Tell ya what, young lady ... you keep posting in all CAPS and I will personally violate your rear love canal with my fist 
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Quote Originally Posted by tideman:

you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the behind is edible.

Step one.   Insert finger into the behind in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like garbage, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

 
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Posted: #190
LMAO the most rediculously funniest thread i've ever come across at this gold mine we all call covers

most of the contributors to this topic seem to be long gone...makes you wonder..was the diseased fool to blame for all their disappearances? either way, my 2 cents, if she's hot and clean then dig in like you just struck oil 
 
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Getting my behind eaten? No.

Eating a girl's behind? No big deal. If you're eating pusssy right, you're bound to lick the stinker eventually. 
 
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It's quite a common fetish. Being in the dating world and having numerous partners over the past year, you'd be surprised at how freaky these chicks get. Pass by a 100 women, and I'd put the over under at 43.5 ass eaters.
 
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On craigslist, I purchased a top of the line bidet for $40.  Just a couple minutes on it, and we're clean as a whistle.  Lick'away!
 
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The amount of views this thread got is extensive
 
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Your really missing out , especially after eating Thai or Korean the night before 
 
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I got a good laugh from this thread! I would eat cancer out of Charrisa Thompsons butthole! 
 
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I love eating the booty. I think it should be kept to wives and/or steady girlfriends rather than random hook-ups but to each his own. Hygiene is a must but my lady doesn't have to be right out of the shower just as long as she hasn't sh!t since her last bath/shower. As for me, any woman ever involved with me knew to stay away from my @ss. I've had this conversation amongst the bros many times. Most aren't down, a couple are. I contend that there's know way for a guy to get his @ss ate and maintain his coolness. Bent over? Legs in the air? Neither is a good look so I say stick to giving.
"Love, love will tear us apart again."
 
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I believe it was Chris Rock who said:

"If you've eaten pu$$y, you've eaten @$$!!!!"     


 
 
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i once heard on the howard stern show one of the interns who worked there screwed a girls boot hole and then after she just crapped all over him. So think twice before pounding the booty.
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