Freaky New Orleans Priest Threesome on the Altar

NOLA.com is reporting a lurid tale that resulted in the arrest of a local priest.

“The lights inside Saints Peter and Paul Catholic Church in Pearl River were on later than usual on Sept. 30, so a passerby stopped to take a closer look,” NOLA reported. “Peering inside, the onlooker allegedly saw the pastor of the small parish half-naked, having sex with two women on the altar, according to court documents. The women were dressed in corsets and high-heeled boots. There were sex toys and stage lighting. And a cell phone was mounted on a tripod, recording it all.”

“Officers then booked the Rev. Travis Clark, who has been pastor of Saints Peter and Paul since 2019, on obscenity charges,” NOLA reported. “New details, however, have emerged in court filings that paint a lurid picture of a priest purportedly taping himself engaged in sexual role play while desecrating a sacred place within the church.”

“Public records additionally show one of the women allegedly involved, 41-year-old Mindy Dixon, is an adult film actress who also works for hire as a dominatrix,” NOLA reported. “A social media account associated with her published a post on Sept. 29 saying she was on her way to the New Orleans area to meet another dominatrix ‘and defile a house of God.'”

Good Lord!

God Bless him 

One girl was dressed as a dominatrix. I wonder if the other was dressed as an altar boy.

You know Midnight, I'm speaking from experience here, I was an alter boy in the late '60's.  NEVER had any problems.  it was actually a very good gig.  We got paid at weddings, usually a Saturday, and Funerals were usually on a Monday or Tuesday, got paid for that also AND got to go in school late at Noon.  It really was a fantastic gig.

Yes, there were a couple of priests were were suspicious of but NEVER had any problems at all.

The bigger problem was the Lead Alter Boy.  The money trickled down, I swear, it was run like a Mafia family.  I was in a good position because he was my next door neighbor.  I was raking BIG BUCKS like $20 for a one hour wedding.  That as HUGE back then.  $15 for a one hour funeral, and then went down to the soda shop and fukked around for another hour before going into school at Noon.  What a gig.  It was GREAT.

And NOW for the good part... we got to watch sports on Color TV which was HUGE back then too.  The head priest was an ex-Navy Chaplin.  He had 3 or 4 women coming and going all the time.  He would give us a wink and that was our cue to GTFO. 

This guy was a very horny mfer getting laid every day!!! BY DIFFERENT Nuns and "Housekeepers".  During the daily Mass he had me in charge of the water and wine.  He trained me to pour the wine heavy and then make believe I was pouring the water, NOT.  Drinking Holy Water,,, RIGHT!!!  What a joke.

That's hilarious Goose! I was an altar boy in the early 60's when we still had to know Latin. 

Weddings were the best because everyone there was happy & the best man usually had a buzz on & would peel off a couple of tens from his wad for us.

For me, funerals sucked except they got me out of class to serve them. People all crying & shit & I hated the smell of the incense. 

During the summer for a whole month, I had to serve the 6:45 am mass that was said for people in the neighborhood before they got on the trains for work in Manhattan. By 7:30 I was in the playground shooting hoops or practicing my slapshot into an empty net. We played on roller skates & had a blacktop asphalt which was smooth as ice.

We didn't have any pedophile priests as far as I know but we did have one that was a raging alcoholic. Another thing I remember is that the Monsignor always got a new Cadillac right after Christmas. That always pissed off my Dad because at the time our family didn't have a car.

Those are some great memories in a time which was a lot simpler than today.  

Just read where the Arch Bishop is so disgusted by this "Demonic Act" that he's ordered the Altar be "Burnt to the ground".

Holy Shit! 

Nah Awlins puts Key West to shame in freakiness. 

Wonder what the parishioners are saying????

Let the jokes begin.....

Was also a altar boy ( in the 80's ) ..You're right goose it was a good gig , the wedding and funeral money was great ...All the catholic girls thought I was the sweetest ..lol 

No pervs at my church , but from the lawsuits up here it appears their were plenty of them in Buffalo ...

DU4L: 

I also carried double bags as a golf caddy and would make only $15 for 18 holes that took 4+ hours. 

So, yeah, the Alter Boy gig was great for the extra money.

So what i'm learning is that two of my favorite people on this site (and midnight) were definitely molested as alter boys?

Just messin' with you, midnight, you know i've got love for you, bro. Just messin' with all of you, obviously.

Is this legit? it's insane to think about because you don't typically see that. Not surprised though, America is special lol