You need to get Crest . As soon as possible …
Even if there’s an old lady , in bad fitting clothes , that smells like urine , that has poopy remnants by the area where she used to have a butt like 40 years ago in the toothpaste aisle at the pharmacy blocking your way , it doesn’t matter , I don’t care , you run into that old hag and knock her over if you have to , it’s irrelevant if her dentures go flying or if she breaks a hip in the process , you grab the Extra Strength variety with the little crystals in it and go to the front counter and pay , like a good consumer does , and be on your way …..
for chrisakes this be an emergency dogg !
you wouldn’t tell a husband driving his wife to the hospital while she’s in labor to just sit there and wait at a side street as a funeral procession slowly drives by would ya ?
those blinking lights taunting him , as he watches the cunnt where he buried his peter go through stages , and morph into something otherworldly , changing into a grotesque hole of despair , that plops a living jelly ball with his DNA in it , onto the floorboard , in the front part of the passenger seat ….
with the cold harsh reality of old fast food bags , loose French fries , and empty Pepsi bottles there as the only things waiting to embrace it..
What kind of welcome to the world is that ?
in my own humble opinion you would be setting up that baby for an unsuccessful career as a human . It would be working from behind the instant it was conceived . Fuck that . The dirty cloth interior of a 2008 Highlander with crusty ketchup stains embedded in it is not a suitable replacement for a warm hospital bed and the flabby out of shape loving arms of a fat mother to hold it . No way . I’m not having it .
You let the guys with the smaller brains and the goofy thought processes deal with that shit . That will not suffice . You gotta make a move and go for it like Rocky’s son said to the older Balboa in part 5 when they were having the street fight at the end . That’s how life is….
” he took my room ! “
Yo I feel you Sage . Rest In Peace buddy . I got you .
So pretty please , with sugar on top , clean the fucking car , or get bold , and make the move …
and cut into that long line of funeral procession cars with the dead body in the front leading the way like an old school Daryl Johnston type fullback and clean your mouth ASAP …..
or just cut your tongue out and stick it on your fridge as a reminder to never gamble again …..
good luck and may your first child be a masculine child …..
BACK PATTING and KISSING threads are like passing HAM SANDWICHES around over and over-wall
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