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First of all this is new to me. Based on another thread recently I decided to sign up an account at a large dating site. I have heard a lot about it and know a few chicks that meet dudes or have in the past there.
I always have laughed at the idea on how shit even goes down. My experience years ago was when I signed up, I got tons of messages from web hookers wanting me to pay them for the webcam show they do.These days real chics are wearing out their cock sockets out there on dating sites. "They" say it's the future of dating plus I need to cut out drinking and driving and shit so bars are not good for me right now.

So I sign up Sunday morning. Within 2-3 hours hours I had 10-12 "meet me" requests from broads.
Over half of them were shit hogs and I got a couple that looked OK.
Being the opportunist I am and nothing to do all day, I chatted the two of them up all afternoon and told a few jokes and comebacks and got 2 numbers and agreements that we would meet up soon. 

Of course I cleverly worked in sexual comments which they both were all over so even before we meet there is an understood chance of insertion

One of the chics lives 2 hours away and is gonna drive on her day off Wednesday while her kids are at school and she has the day off. I told her we would have to find a place to go away from where I am staying because of me being the guest where I am staying at. She was cool with it. I told her I was free this weekend and she asked me what was I doing Wednesday morning/afternoon.
 Plus I am not just gonna bring some broad from the internet I have never seen over to be seen

Her suggestion was is there a park nearby, we can meet and go for a walk she said. I personally do not know what that means for her to drive two hours to meet me after talking about being open to knocking boots if things clicked. But the getting box book for dummies is telling me she is open


Plus she sent me texts today asking "what I had planned in the park? Swinging?...LOL"
I told her there are really not any good places out there to swing......
She replied..."Oh whatever are we gonna do now?"
I tell her that we will just have to make due with what we have to work with!
She replied....."I think we will be able to, hee hee"


If I were able to pick up a hint I would say she is DTF in the park this Wednesday.

We will see. Her pics she is about a 6.5 but I will wait and see what shows up


Either way I bet some awesome shit happens or at least I am gonna make the effort. Never done this type of shit before but it seems pretty damn cool so far
 
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2 hours away is a long haul. maybe change your search settings and filter it so you only see girls within like 30 miles of you  so it's easy to meet up if things click( or in arkansas do you have to aim further away so you don't run into cousins?). There's a good thread on sbr about this guy moneyshot who does a lot of internet dating. That guy will drive like 8 hours for a piece of tail. pretty funny thread though. good luck salty
 
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Thanks Messier

I have not sent out anything but responses to messages I have gotten.

I do not see myself going after anyone on there. But I will pick and choose if I get some messages.

If my messages run dry, looks like I will just have to go back to the ole fashioned way
 
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Yeah,Ive got a buddy that meets chics on line to fix his sexual addictions,,he has shown me pics of them,He takes then to hotels ,has a quicky and they both go their seperate ways..Some chics like sex with no connections.If she is willing to drive to u ..knock the bottom out.I would steer clear of letting them come over..shit hogs can show up when u are on a serious date u like and ruin everything..She might be fun and just horny..I can ID a drug addict wanting sex for money instantly.I had a friend of mine that was married that would meet these chics( he wasnt getting any at home )and told me it was great..He would meet em at hotel..do cardio laugh a lil and be done inside 120 mins..he said 1 lady would insist on paying for hotel...Its those ones that are rushing to get money for sex so they can get drugs u have to steer clear of..
 
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I would be a lil nevous of a bunch of crazy chics u dont know texting ur phone,,but u can block em with 1 call to your provider.
 
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If she is driving 2 hrs she could be married and just wants to get slammed but needs to be far enough away that she doesn't get caught...sounds like it could be a good day
 
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Quote Originally Posted by jcjcjc24:

If she is driving 2 hrs she could be married and just wants to get slammed but needs to be far enough away that she doesn't get caught...sounds like it could be a good day


I am cool with that too.

I find it funny how most women write their profiles bullshitting themselves by writing out all of their likes. Like we give a shit if she like music, walking, and dining out

Like in real life when you take a gal home she will tell a man that "she usually does not do this" or "she has never done this before".
A man will hear those statements right before she does whatever it was she "usually does not do" but seems to be an expert at


Women will write their profiles like they have no desire to hook up quickly


 
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yep, most of them are just as horny as we are but they have to lie about it. The married ones are crazy horny. Sounds like it should go well. You are meeting in the park so if it a waste of time it doesn't cost you anything.....but if she is driving 2 hrs she wants it..
 
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I do not think she is married or at least she said she is not anymore.
Of course like all broads over 23 have a kid or 3 she does which is no concern to me out in the park of course

And from what she sent tonight I do believe you may be right jc on her being ready. 

I told her I was looking forward to her coming and why does Wednesday seem so far away? 

She was excited to hear me say I was looking forward to her coming. She thought I said something sweet but I was just trying to see if she would have a dirty comeback if she caught it.
Everything at this point points to she is wanting me to show her my magicians penis disappearing trick. The one where I have my lucky assistant take her panties off and I will make my penis disappear right before her very eyes

It's magic bitch 
 
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so post a picture of this girl or link to her profile on the dating site, for all of us to see.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

so post a picture of this girl or link to her profile on the dating site, for all of us to see.


this
 
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good luck
 
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Fuck that would be a fuckin awkward moment for me, meeting some chick at the park that I met on the Internet. A hot woman doesn’t need to do a damn thing for dick. Hot chicks have it offered to them on a daily.

A hot woman driving for 2-hrs to get some dick sounds really suspicious to me salty. Something has to be seriously wrong with the bitch man. BOL on that man

+ 2 on what cd329 said.
 
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Yeah, cd has the right idea.  Let's see this broad.

Good Luck Salty.  Make sure you report back w/ what happened.

 
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Great thread Salty, However im laying 5-2 this chick is a No show. She probably just loves the text message attention. Probably lonely because she has got no one to talk other than her 2-3 kids.  No way this chick meets you at a park, 2 hours away just to bang or hang.  If even you texted her a pic of a 12 inch purple headed warrior. This chick is an attention seeker.  She will text you tommorrow something came up with her kids.  Whatever you do!  Do not drunk text her and drive 2 hours buzzed to bang this chick over the weekend. Make up a funny paragraph about yourself and some b.s.  Send it 20 chicks changing up the first sentance or two about there zodiac sign. You'll get 5-10 responses.  They all like to reply on wednesday's. So they can tell there friends about the funny, goodlooking guy who might have potenial on Thursdays.  If you got any game, you'll have a date or two for the weekend. Women are really nervous on internet dates. So on the date order a bunch of items appetizers. When the apps arrive grab the first piece of whatever you order and set it on her plate. Ask her to try it, 1. she'll think your a gentleman., giving and caring cause you thought of her. 2. If she doenst try it.  Your probably not getting any on that date, cause she is not open to trying new things. Well I'm probably not telling you anything you dont already know. Good luck buddy hope Im wrong about the 2hr away chick. Bang away
 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

so post a picture of this girl or link to her profile on the dating site, for all of us to see.




 
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Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

so post a picture of this girl or link to her profile on the dating site, for all of us to see.

We are texting tonight and she is ready. I talked to her on the phone today and this weird deal is going down.

Shot one

Shot two



Did not make the cut but sent me several messages and wanna meet requests.




 
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She has crazy eyes.

Hopefully you don't wake up in the morning in a bath tub full of ice with your kidneys missing.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:

Fuck that would be a fuckin awkward moment for me, meeting some chick at the park that I met on the Internet. A hot woman doesn’t need to do a damn thing for dick. Hot chicks have it offered to them on a daily.

A hot woman driving for 2-hrs to get some dick sounds really suspicious to me salty. Something has to be seriously wrong with the bitch man. BOL on that man

+ 2 on what cd329 said.

I hear ya on that theory.

My theory is that if a chic is gonna send me a meet request and know where I am at. I am gonna make her do the driving by giving her a good story as to why I can't come there but I would if I could

After back and forths on texts she walked right into it and said she does not mind the drive. Perfect if you ask me.
 

And I have dated some lonely horny older women and they DO make the drive OR she picks up the tab. Nothing wrong with those women man in my opinion

Generous lonely bitch, I will take em.
 
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RemiMartin,

I will take your bet


And nice appetizer theory
 
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And the fact that she was the one to ask is there a park around we go for a walk?

Makes me wonder if her vagina has some skeletons in the closet
 
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How come the other one did not make the cut?..man is she ugly.......the other one that you are meeting definitely wants to fuck..either that or she wants to chop you up..nothing wrong with horny older women..her tits look pretty good....have fun
 
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keep us posted salty.  gl with that bro
 
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Fix it up Salty fix it real good hehehe.
 
 
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Good luck buddy. I think this chick is going to be quite GRANDE...but please, keep us posted 
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