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I-Got-5-On-It

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Posted: Aug. 22, 2012 - 5:49 PM ET #51

Hit the bars and clubs in Vegas, Salty you can do than that man

Keep Calm and Bet 10 Play Over Parlays

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Messier-11

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Posted: Aug. 22, 2012 - 5:52 PM ET #52

Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

salty...just clicked on those pics...seriously dude...if you are that hard up just go to the rub and tug or pay a prostitute(messier only form of getting laid)...that bitch screams of disease...

did you see Bator returned? thought you might be interested

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I-Got-5-On-It

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Posted: Aug. 22, 2012 - 6:12 PM ET #53

Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

did you see Bator returned? thought you might be interested

he posted this right after just giving Bator a rub and tug

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MoneySRH

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Posted: Aug. 22, 2012 - 6:22 PM ET #54

Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

I never claimed she was a starter guys.

She had over 8-9 pics and a bunch of shit on her facebook. She went through a thick phase it looked like but do you really think I would post those things?

She had a handful of good ones and I had my fingers crossed the good picture era of her days would show.

So............

She gets out of her car and is about a 3.5 on her best day and this was not it

So I do not know what to do now so I greet her with a hug. I should mention her oddly fat gut on a average frame. It was weird and I could see it outlined through her t-shirt. Nice titties, cute face, but way too much gut.

So I give her a water I brought for her and we got to walking down the trail. I really did not know what to do other than that and just keep going. I really am not the type of dude who can be mean like that. She did drive all that way so that is what I told myself to make it ok still to walk into the woods with this gal I would not give a second look to in a bar.

I wanted to be prepared so I had walked the trail and I knew where we were going and of course I mapped out and planned a few bone spots for the right angle and leans.

About ten minutes of walking and me telling dumb jokes we come to the overlook. Sit, down and chit chat some more. First odd pause, I ended up making out with her for 30-45 minutes then getting a BJ. Soon afterwards commenced to an awkward 10 minute walk back on the walking trail back through the woods to our vehicles.

She was on serious hand guard at first swatting away reaches to pop the bra off and or everything. She said she did not come here to do that she said smiling. In my head I am sitting there in a park at an overlook wondering why she did? None the less I am there and continue making out and slowly but surely she was letting loose and bra comes off. About that same time I notice and I have never seen anything like it but this bitch had stretch marks all over her fat belly

So, now I am sucking on her titties and she said she was not there to bang. Long story short she got down and did a little tug and slob and literally was terrible at it. For some odd reason she used extreme focus on the tip region with way too much suction. She literally gave me a tip hickey and it is sore as fuck as I type this with a purplish bruise thing going on. And then the Kirby of dick tips would then follow the hickey suck and then follow with this mad D-hole tipped tongue torpedo attack

I cut her off short. I could not take it but spared her feelings and just called it a day.

I hope I never see her again

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