Going to take a drug test today

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Planning on taking a girls urine in a condom and sneaking it in between my balls to keep it warm. Wrap it with a heating pad. As a backup, I will use a flush product. Wish me luck guys.

CaptainT · Answer

Planning on taking a girls urine in a condom and sneaking it in between my balls to keep it warm. Wrap it with a heating pad. As a backup, I will use a flush product. Wish me luck guys.

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

take a thermometer with you.

the urine has to be between 90-100 degrees. if it's too hot they'll yell out "hot urine!" and treat you like a terrorist.

thermometer, piss in container or some sort, ace bandage to your upper thigh, hand warmer ...

test the temp before you dump it in the one you're supposed to use. if it's too warm ... put YOUR container with the urine in it in the toilet water to cool it down to 90-100 .... when the temp is all set then transfer it into THEIR container.

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

they sell good thermometers at most pet stores ... like a petco or something.

MakeSumCake · Answer

Man thats too much work to do. If he was smart he shoulda been drinking a gallon of water up to the test with cranberry azo&#x27;s.

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

one last thing.

make sure the thermometer doesn't beep. they'll hear it.

i also don't like the condom idea. i'd wash out a nyquil bottle or something.

i'm pretty sure nobody will be going into the bathroom with you.

GL

HockeyTeeth · Answer

Bud hate to burst your bubble but that is not going to work. Buddy of mine tried similar scam last week, as soon as he handed it over, he was questioned regarding the validity of the sample. They didn't believe him made him take another test, they tested both, first one pass, second one fail. He just got back home from oil field this week...no job. Get yourself a flush kit, delay test.

Girls urine? Are you female?

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

It works. I probably passed 9 out of 10 drug tests like this. The one time I failed will be a memory forever. There&#x27;s always a chance of failing with the drinks/flush out shit/cranberry juice etc ... This way will 100% work if you can pull it off correctly and don&#x27;t have a nervous breakdown in the process.

CaptainT · Answer

Thanks Detox, Got everything but the thermometer. Just bought a flush drink called "Buzz Clean" Suppose to clean my system in an hour. Drank about half a gallon before I bought the detox and ate a carrot, bout to eat another one.

Hockey Teeth: No I am not a female, but all my male friends aren't clean. Pretty sure this girl i got the urine from isnt pregnant nor does drugs.

Gunners · Answer

i&#x27;m pretty sure they can tell if it is girl pee or guy pee

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

yup .. you&#x27;re all set. if somebody goes in with you just piss the normal way and hope the buzz clean and other shit you did works. also if they think it&#x27;s a shady urine they&#x27;ll have you piss again and you&#x27;ll at least have a shot. try to not shit your pants.

HockeyTeeth · Answer

Best of luck, I hope it does work. Keep us posted.

HutchEmAll · Answer

I was with you, but apparently not.5.7 Gender: Gender cannot be tested either. As with age, there is a rumor that gender can be detected in urine, and is tested in medical insurance exams. It&#x27;s another myth. It may be argued that a pregnancy test can be used to detect the gender of the urine provider, but the same test is used to detect prostate cancer in males.

OBI · Answer

No shit he better hope she aint pregnant

standuley · Answer

I once heard from my buddy that works in the mines said when they used to have randomn test, the one kid would take his girls piss and when they gave him the results they said " u didnt pass, and ur not pregnant".......... They could prolly test it for birth control wouldnt ya think...

dillon24 · Answer

It&#x27;s illegal for them to test the urine for anything but the drugs.. but we all know its bullshit. they are testing our urine for all kinds of shit we don&#x27;t know about.. they also have every person&#x27;s DNA from it which is absolutely crazy. Somebody needs to start raising money to get the laws changed period!&#xD;&#xA;In my industry (nuclear) if you get caught trying to cheat a test you will be banned from any access in a nuclear facility for life. they also do not accept medical marijuana as a legal prescription for any test

TheBallDontLie · Answer

they say they dont, but i suspect they test the gender of it anyway

thorpe · Answer

They can test for substances like bleach which would cause a false test.  I think they can also test to make sure it is human urine.

JEFFMARKETCAP · Answer

So what if the thermometer says the temp is not in range?  What will you do then?

adamjoe · Answer

I&#x27;ve done plenty of research on urine tests.Those drinks don&#x27;t work.  The urine test uses immunoassay/competitive binding and tests for metabolites.Specifically THC, the compound is fat soluable.  Therefore "flushing" your system doesn&#x27;t work.  Furthermore, the excess water will dilute your urine and your sample could be DQ&#x27;d due to them testing the urine for specific gravity.A study I read indicated that even daily, heavy users are able to pass within 2 weeks.  That whole "stays in your system for a month" is bullshit spread by the makers of those cleanout drinks and pills.The THC is stored in your fat cells and slowly released.  You have a shorter wait time to be clean if you have a lower bodyfat %.BTW, if you knew in advance of the test, why not quit for a while?  I&#x27;m not preaching...I like the ganj as much as the next guy..but whatever this test is for must not be very important to you.Good luck

CaptainT · Answer

It is about 10 hours since I finished my test, now assuming this girls urine is clean and she's not pregnant, everything was a success.

Placed the urine into a condom and placed the condom in a container with hot water to keep the temperature steady. Got to the testing facility parking lot and placed the urine packed condom above my penis along with heating pads on either side. Walked in there, filled out the proper paper work, and fucking waited an hour and a half until i finally got called. Took about 3 pisses in between that time frame. Once i got in the bathroom, i took the condom and ripped that shit with my teeth,

(fucking things don't rip easy, thank god i guess) , all the while pissing in the toilet.

Saw the doctor after for the physical and waited a bit for my final paperwork. My receipt showed that my urine was kept between 90 and 100 degree within 4 minutes of checking so that went well.

As im waiting for my paper work, i get a Kush taste in my mouth, and i know the hard part of this whole process is done. Just waiting for that final call now, cross your fingers.

CaptainT · Answer

AdamJoe, a friend of mine used the flush that i was on and he smoked up to the day of his test and passed, but then again his bodyfat is extremely low.

As far as this job being important, it is very important. I view this as an invasion of my privacy and therefore disagree with alot of these drug tests. I can easily go to worked fucked up on 3 Mad Dog's but that drug test wouldn't detect it. It would be out of my system in a day or two. Just saying, marijuana gets treated unfairly when it comes to the harmful effects, compared to other drugs that can leave your system in a day. Thanks for everyone's input. One more step to go.

dookie78 · Answer

I&#x27;ve used a detox drink in the past. My piss came out bright orange, but I still passed and got the job.

Degenerate · Answer

Taken dozens over the years. Never failed one. If I had notice I used those sick ass drinks that give you a short window. Other times I can't explain. Was always working out and drinking TONS of water those years. One of the last ones I had smoked all NYE, suprise tested Jan 2 and was waiting to deal with it when it came out. Negative. I couldn't fail. It's crazy.

thorpe · Answer

They probably were testing for other drugs like cocaine and heroin.

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