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Having two girlfriends can be very expensive

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Snicker, your picture disturbs me sir. You are one weird looking dude.
 
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I wish I had a crew.
 
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Good to hear from you again Sniff...
 
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how bad is the face?  LOL
 
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Quote Originally Posted by uscsom09:



Tell Corey, Sena and Topanga I said what's up  

Topanga

I wonder what she's doing now?  Seems like the perfect type to get caught on one of those home made porns "by accident" to get her name back in the news.

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Gold-Digger Nite at Chubby's
 
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PICTURES?????????
 
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Quote Originally Posted by G8RB8:

Topanga

I wonder what she's doing now?  Seems like the perfect type to get caught on one of those home made porns "by accident" to get her name back in the news.

Wikipedia is telling me she last dated Lance Bass and her most recent acting gig was 2006 as Marla in Dorm Daze 2. Her most recent newsworthy event was an arrest for DUI in '07. They didn't have enough to convict her on dine and dash charges?!

Sounds like the perfect girl for FnS. Dates gays and like to eat and run.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by homedawgbridger:

Snicker, your picture disturbs me sir. You are one weird looking dude.




 
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CHubbys nite club?  sounds like a gay bar. 
 
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Hilary & Sherry????  Wasn't that the name of the stars of the smash hit
 
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Fartsniff --I have your answer
 
Keep Hillary:seems to be more of a a quality person
 
Give sherry an ultimatum that you need more space and then when you need  a "romp in the hay" or if your lonely-- give Sherry a call and tell her that you love her or care about her
 
 
There you go bro: Grade A advice
 
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I'm with Chomper- "an ugly Jason Kidd" that's just a low blow.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:


With one girl - I can afford it, no problem.  But doubling up on flowers and dinner is getting expensive....need to give one of them the boot, and hold on to one of them for a few more weeks of fun.



FnS


Apparently Burger King doesn't give away free food to it's employees.....tragic.....

 
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C'mon who buys flowers?  Certainly not the guys out there dining and dashing. 
 
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damn this sounds like a "trapped in the closet sagga" r. kelly would love to use his upcoming chapters
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

The last 6-7 weeks i've been leading on both my hands....they both think i'm "the man".  I do the usual stuff with both of them...movies, dinners, gifts, boring conversation and great hand sex.

With one hand - I can afford it, no problem.  But doubling up on flowers and dinner is getting expensive....need to give one of them the boot, and hold on to one of them for a few more weeks of fun.

Looking for advice:  Who do I serve walking papers to?


Hillary

- My good hand that works
- works a lot because my other hand doesn't work so well ... only available week day evenings and Saturdays
- Enjoys sex ... but only a couple times a week


Sherry

- My hand in the picture
- Is a strange but pleasurable experience whacking it with Sherry
- Available night and day ... 7 days a week
- Loves sex all the time

Interested in what you guys would do.


FnS


This story sounds more believable

 
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I'm actually done with both of them.  I've got a new girl now...met her last weekend at the club. 
 
FnS 
 
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any new ladies
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Haha blast from the past.
 
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A Covers throwback thread 
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Quote Originally Posted by 69_Amazin_Mets:

Sex all the time with a chatty, dumb, buttaface......

no way



Agreed. Are you that horny that you need sex daily? I'll take it a couple times a week with the hotter, smarter, less attached one.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:



Agreed. Are you that horny that you need sex daily? I'll take it a couple times a week with the hotter, smarter, less attached one.


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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

I'm actually done with both of them.  I've got a new boy now...met her last weekend at the club. 
 
FnS 

 
 
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