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    Having two girlfriends can be very expensive

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    Cyrax
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    Posted: Oct. 13, 2010 - 6:51 PM ET #126

    Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

    i'd get rid of the one with the smaller penis


    Giant, is that you? 
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

    i'd get rid of the one with the smaller penis


    Giant, is that you? 
     
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    Posted: Oct. 13, 2010 - 7:19 PM ET #127

    Quote Originally Posted by Greyhound:

    Stay with the dumb one because you're a dumbass also.    Good match.  
    OMG... that way funny as hell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyhound:

    Stay with the dumb one because you're a dumbass also.    Good match.  
    OMG... that way funny as hell
     
    RonRu
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    Posted: Oct. 13, 2010 - 7:32 PM ET #128

    Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:




    OMG... I just shit myself

    I seriously cant stop laughing at this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJSmith:




    OMG... I just shit myself

    I seriously cant stop laughing at this thread

     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 2:30 AM ET #129

    "the man"
    COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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    "the man"
     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 3:06 AM ET #130

    Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

    "the man"

    you called?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

    "the man"

    you called?

     
    OnlyGod
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 6:53 AM ET #131

    You have two women that actually desire your company ?
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    You have two women that actually desire your company ?
     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 10:37 AM ET #132

    Quote Originally Posted by RonRu:

    OMG... that way funny as hell


    I was laughing so hard at that one too! This guy is such a tool!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RonRu:

    OMG... that way funny as hell


    I was laughing so hard at that one too! This guy is such a tool!
     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 12:36 PM ET #133

    If you think having multiple girlfriends is expensive, try having a wife...
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    If you think having multiple girlfriends is expensive, try having a wife...
     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 1:11 PM ET #134

    Quote Originally Posted by callmetim:

    If you think having multiple girlfriends is expensive, try having a wife...

    bingo....mine is about to give birth and is demanding a "push" gift....

    wife + kids =  
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    Quote Originally Posted by callmetim:

    If you think having multiple girlfriends is expensive, try having a wife...

    bingo....mine is about to give birth and is demanding a "push" gift....

    wife + kids =  
     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 1:30 PM ET #135

    Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

    I'm actually done with both of them.  I've got a new girl now...met her last weekend at the club. 
     
    FnS 

    If that is you in your avatar I suspect both girls went home and talked to their friends.........saying I have been dating this wanna be cool small peckered geek, who no matter how many times I let fu*k me, makes me feel guilty because it is like banging an 11 year old who has Beiber fever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

    I'm actually done with both of them.  I've got a new girl now...met her last weekend at the club. 
     
    FnS 

    If that is you in your avatar I suspect both girls went home and talked to their friends.........saying I have been dating this wanna be cool small peckered geek, who no matter how many times I let fu*k me, makes me feel guilty because it is like banging an 11 year old who has Beiber fever.

     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 1:33 PM ET #136

    Quote Originally Posted by pederson16:

    you called?

    holy shit a Peedy sighting
    COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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    Quote Originally Posted by pederson16:

    you called?

    holy shit a Peedy sighting
     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 1:35 PM ET #137

    Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

    I'm actually done with both of them.  I've got a new girl now...met her last weekend at the club. 
     
    FnS 

    Motherfucker knows how to get a thread going....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

    I'm actually done with both of them.  I've got a new girl now...met her last weekend at the club. 
     
    FnS 

    Motherfucker knows how to get a thread going....
     
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    Posted: Jul. 14, 2011 - 7:14 PM ET #138

    My only question is why are you taking the one with the UGLY face out on dates and buying her stuff?

    Free sex should be plenty sufficient for her.

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    My only question is why are you taking the one with the UGLY face out on dates and buying her stuff?

    Free sex should be plenty sufficient for her.

     
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    Posted: Jul. 17, 2011 - 11:03 PM ET #139

    classic thread  . fartnsniff makes classic threads
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    classic thread  . fartnsniff makes classic threads
     
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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2022 - 8:23 PM ET #140

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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2022 - 8:37 PM ET #141

    Classicpeace_5

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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2022 - 8:59 PM ET #142

    Yup, did that once, dating 2 girls at the same time, they were both my girlfriend. I used to send both of them flowers every month, I just remember the lady at the florist shop, she just look at me and shake her head. $100 every visit there though, and all the other amenities. Making good money so it wasn't a financial burden but the hide n seek around town got to be too much. After a year, ended breaking it off with both of them and swore off 2 girlfriends at the same time, it's just too stressful!paint_help

    "I'm afraid all we may have done is awakened a sleeping giant."
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    Yup, did that once, dating 2 girls at the same time, they were both my girlfriend. I used to send both of them flowers every month, I just remember the lady at the florist shop, she just look at me and shake her head. $100 every visit there though, and all the other amenities. Making good money so it wasn't a financial burden but the hide n seek around town got to be too much. After a year, ended breaking it off with both of them and swore off 2 girlfriends at the same time, it's just too stressful!paint_help

     
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    Posted: May. 14, 2022 - 4:15 PM ET #143

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    Learn, be content and stay disciplined.
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    Posted: May. 19, 2022 - 11:05 AM ET #144

    Dnt most man want 2women at once seems normal.

    1 to clean, 1to cook.

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    Dnt most man want 2women at once seems normal.

    1 to clean, 1to cook.

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