Picked up a hitchhiker today. He seemed like a nice guy.
After a while though, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer.
I told him that the odds that two unrelated serial killers were in the same car at the same time were astronomical.
He asked to get off at the next exit.
I stopped the auto on the pronto ,
on a long stretch at the crossroads ,
I thought I saw a ghost ,
nope ,
just some hobo on a lonely stroll broken from what God chose
For him ,
the vision lingered on my cortex ,
and I was pensive
cuz that poor piece of shit had a limp and his portly finger was extended ,
so I said imma be a Christian and emitted a “ get in “
in an instant ,
in a second ,
I wasn’t even hesitant ,
I didn’t even think it ,
I just reflexed it ,
quick , on a whim , in a jif , it wasn’t peanuts , but it’s what I spread to him
He began to get incredulous , skeptical , red nosed , you know , just motherfucckin’ negative
He said this : “ this isn’t the index or the thumb , and you must be dumb , this one’s the middle , and you can stick the Lexus up your cunnt “
What the fucck ?
is this real life ?
i peeled wheels
hit the pipe ,
wishin’ this miscreant wouldn’t even live to breathe or see another single miserable night
I heard a Tractor Trailer got dat sumbitch
fucck that motherfucckin’ prick , he shoulda just jumped in……
Funny stuff. Used the thumb a few times back in the day. Got to a few concerts that way and got stoned on the way. Actually met sum cool people thumbing. Picked up a chick in Tampa thumbing early 2000s, last hitchhiker I've seen. Stopped at Lowry Park, burned one and she gave me a BJ, seriously. Wilder days then, much wilder.
Sounds strangely familiar??????
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Totally credible since you openly support mass murderers like Gates and Fauci.
Totally credible since you openly support mass murderers like Gates and Fauci.
I used to hook up with runaways in the greyhound bathroom when I was a teenager in the 90s but never hitchhiked or picked up a hitcher.
This morning our priest was presenting a children’s sermon.
During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
A little boy raised his hand, and said, “I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor.”
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I used to catch Greyhound from.Oakland to Tahoe to visit my cousins when I was a teenager. There was always a layover of 30 minutes to 2 hours in Sacramento. The main Greyhound terminal, along with a mall, was downtown on the site of the Golden 1 center, the current home of the Kings. There was always activity. And always some skeevy runaway chicks from places like Utah. Running away from the LDS church. Stuff like that. I wasn't much different than them. Well, I was a lot different than them but I still was an unaccompanied minor. Good times of a misspent youth.
Hitchhiking back in the 70’s was a popular mode of travel. Gas, Grass, or Azz. Nobody rode for free.
One guy I picked up all the time was a serious bad azz and when people saw me hanging with him NOBODY fukked with me. Funny shlt!!!
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