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I should not be posting this because if too many people find this
out it will eventually not work out anymore for those of us who
want to get out of jury duty but here goes AND AGAIN IT IS GUARANTEED:
The person that told this to me is my old lady who is a internet developer/IT analyst. She knows someone in one of the big counties who works telephony for the county that takes the jury call ins (most are done automatically) and it is the same throughout the USA! In case you do not know telephony is the computer integrated phone systems that are now utilized by ALL
big companies and government!
Well here goes:
When they give you a time to call in by for jury duty (say like 12:00 midnight on the July 11th), you wait 10 minutes before
12:00 midnight and call in. The computer phone system will then say you are on standby or reserve (or something like that) and you need to call back the next day by like 5:00 p.m.. You again wait 10 minutes before 5:00 p.m. to call and the system will officially dismiss you! This is since the system is done in a simple cue type fashion to assign the respective juror slots!
Between my old lady and I we have done at least 7 times and have never been assigned once. Statistically those odds would be absurd. It is a system loophole; very plain and VERY VERY simple!
I share this with you my fellow degenerates as I'd hate for you to be in court making no $$$ instead of analyzing games, watching games, boozing, etc..
Try not to tell too many people though!
Sincerely,
Diverron
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theres a million ways to get outta the shit.............
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